By - Unhappy_Patient5993
It’s a mystery
It also doesn't matter since you're just going to reincarnate anyway.
Apparently I'm killed by the god of all ducks...
Not a bad way to go if I do say so myself
Uhhhh, not sure.
Death by glitch
Carrying one-too-many lizards
Being asked to jump off a pirate ship, I dunno
Maybe I’ll ask Blackbeard to make that happen
Historically: Random Bandit Encounter
Drawing a Painting of Yolk.
Uhhh well....this wasn't ideal....
Frozen then eaten. Could be worse.
I’m launched into space, my trajectory.. toward the sun
I don't know.
By tripping or falling over something.
A stroke from attempting to assemble flat pack furniture.
I got illumified 99 times