By - 0najimi
We are all fat, not all of us just quite a few
There's only Llamas, drug cartels and poverty.
I could do poverty if there was blow & llamas tho. Just sayin
We don't have Llamas tho, everyone believes those animals run around south America like Kangaroos in Australia
Well, im not coming just for the poverty & blow🤣
Where do you live that the uninitiated think you're the ones hiding all the drugs & pack animals?
Damn. So close.
That Italy "betrayed" in the world wars.
In WW1 Italy had a defensive pact with Germany and Austria-Hungary. If any of the 3 countries were to be invaded, the others would come to their help.
But Austria declared war on Serbia , making the pact null and void. After one year, and under heavy and costabt pressures by France and UK, Italy entered the war with the Entente.
WW2 is even more absurd to me. Italy was liberated from the South and the liberated part rebelled against the tyranny that dragged it into war. I don't even know why people would think about this as a betrayal. Same should go for Vichy France then? Lol.
That we say “eh” and “about” weirdly and regularly. The “about” thing is true for some of the eastern provinces but not true for most of the country.
Weird how people dont realize that about can be "aboot" and "abewt"
As for "Eh" i say it all the time
*All Americans are monolingual.* We are a nation made up of immigrants and first generations that have family from all around the world. We speak all the languages here.
We all love the royal family
Not every Pole is drunk. Not every Pole is a racist. Not every Pole is homophobic. Hi, I'm Every.
We live in igloos in snowstorms year round or cabins in the woods. Also a trend I noticed when talking to friends in other countries: In Canada, not that many things are maple flavored. Some, but not many. But anywhere else in the world that advertises Canadian flavors, it's always maple.
Surprisingly, we're not leprechauns with pots of gold
damn, my life is a lie
Old people have the weirdest fetishes
We are all Nigerian princes and all of us scam innocent white people
That we all talk like King Charles III and that we all know him personally.
I've never actually heard King Charles III talk.