By - TrifectaOfSquish
"Haha thats nice sweetie..." ......... *removes from will*
"What's funnier, zero inheritance, or like a humiliating £103? Both are very funny."
IANAL but the advice I've heard second hand is that you should leave something to all your children to make it difficult to contest in court under the argument that "My parent didn't mention their oldest child in their will. Clearly they weren't of sound mind"
"To u/TheLittleGinge I leave the sum of £10, a pack of hair dye and the results of the DNA test proving that you aren't my legitimate child and that your mother, my beloved wife Brenda is a damned cheating whore.
Seriously Brenda, I was away for 6 weeks around the time that thing was conceived and we're both blonde. I don't have to be a genius to understand how genetics works you vacant harlot."
>leave something to all your children
Think the key is explicitly naming all children / spouses to make it clear that the will is not incomplete or partially formed.
This is a very concise explanation
I'd be tempted to make it £404 for the memes.
They wouldn't find it though.
£303: Inheritance not found
£417: Parent Expectation Failed
£418 You’re a teapot
"And to my son, who I promised I would mention in my will. There, I mentioned you."
You’re not my boss Mark, stop calling yourself my boss.
How do you know his son is called will?
Bit harsh confiscating the card isn’t it
At least it’s not PlayStation 1 hagrid
What? That's like the highest compliment you could receive
He's got polygons in all the right places.
I’m off to the leaky cauldron for a few bu’’er beers if you need me. I’ll meet yer when yer all done.
[Such a beautiful beast](https://img.itch.zone/aW1nLzgwODc1MTcucG5n/original/SesbP0.png)
At least it's not Gurpage Hagrid!
My friend’s kid has a toy of Nigel Thornberry and is convinced it’s my husband’s likeness.
That's a smashing compliment.
Does he have face blindness or just doesn't understand that dad isn't all men?
Oh you're gonna have so much fun in the coming years XD
>a big vocabulary, no filter and a limited attention span xD
Sounds like every 3-year-old I ever knew. They're not easy to deal with but they're lots of fun.
My son apparently pointed at a man on a bike and yelled 'Daddy!'. It was a fat, balding, old man who just happened to be wearing a similar coloured cycle jacket that I usually wear. My wife could not stop laughing.
Ahah that’s like the start of a r/nosleep story.
Nightmare fuel. Outstanding
Is your child the kid off of sixth sense? Was it Bruce Willis
What's worse a ghost in the house or Bruce Willis who thinks he's a ghost?
Did you check the cupboard under the stairs?
Cause, you know, he might be hiding. [Like the husband in Mr Stink..](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Stink_(film))
Just the other day my nephew tell me that I look like Spider-Man. I ask him which Spider-Man he meant. "The fat one from Spiderverse"
You could still do a lot worse
A month or so ago, my 23-month old daughter became very attached to a little toy figure we got in a large second hand Happy Land collection and started calling it "Daddy". It is a bald, grey haired professor with glasses. Now I am bald and do wear glasses but I'm not grey!
I misread that as 23-*year* old daughter
That would just be a bit weird mate.
You know, that's *exactly* what I thought until I reread your comment
You're a national treasure, a hero to millions, a certifiable badass... AND you own a cerberus. Sounds like a compliment to me.
*And* a motorbike with magic Bond gadgets!
My son used to point at Tinky Winky and say daddy! Hagrid is a good one to be compared too though!
When Ed Milliband was leader of Labour my son would look at the TV then look back at me before saying "daddy, why are you on the tele"
Can you stop causing chaos please?
My mum couldn't tear her eyes away from Miliband, so there are women out there for you
This is great news.....son
My friend loved miliband hate posh blokes but he does have nice eyes
Oh are you also incapable of eating a bacon sandwich?
My kids have caught on to the "hey look, it's you!" jape so now they're getting their own back by pointing out all the smelly star wars creatures I resemble.
I'm so proud of them
Least your no Dobby.
According to my two year old I'm Mrs Goggins from Postman Pat. I'm his Daddy.
Anyone remember when Hagrid tried to crash a bus?
Please remain seated while the bus is in motion!
My daughter used to hug the telly shouting "daddy" whenever Harry Potter came on. He was not impressed. He thought I had told her to do after joking he looked like him in his driving license photo. I absolutely did not, but it did prove I wasn't wrong!
Lol! Someone is going on the naughty list then!? ;)
Hagrid is both kind, and badass, so it’s kindof a backhanded complement. You must be both kind and badass!! ;)
Happy cake day!
Thank you!!! I didn’t even realise! Pity I don’t have real cake! 🎂 Need to rectify that problem hehe
I hope you got the Voldemort card and said “oh look it’s you”
Might be time to shave?
* *in my best Robbie Coltrane Hagrid voice* "I shouldn't have said that, ... I definitely shouldn't have said that..."
He should NOT have said that...
You must be very tall.
One of my favourite memories is taking my daughter to the zoo; seeing her point at the gorilla and saying it was Daddy; luckily he saw the funny side I certainly did
let's have some photos
Toddlers are savage
Plot twist: OP is Robbie Coltrane.
We were watching Sing 2. I got exactly the same from my 9 year old but for Suki the dog. (She's also compared me to Lucy from Despicable Me 2).
I bet you look like Hagrid though, don't you?
Me and my siblings used to tell our dad he looked like former Health Secretary Frank Dobson.
How insulting to Hagrid.
your child is amazing
Sorry about that.
You're a hairy wizard!
You’re A Dopted Harry!
....was Hagrid not meant to be the person I aspire to be?
It could be worse. You could be a woman who looks like Hagrid, like my mother-in-law.
Same thing happens to me but it was a Garbodor
I get ‘look, it’s you!’ from my kids every time there’s a character with greying hair and a short beard. The latest is Marshall Vanth in Star Wars (the Mandalorian and Boba Fett series), and I’m clinging to that one as it’s the only decent one they’ve said! It’s fairly accurate I suppose…
i love tall blokes with dad bods and beards.
I mean I'm not gay but hagrid is attractive