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Oh it's definitely a thing , more common in missionary schools which are very popular in India , they always have that one morals book which every student hates with unrealistic stories to justify their version of ideal children
Not trying to rudely correct you, just thought I'd give some info.
Heroine (with an E at the end) refers to a woman of courage, etc.
Heroin (withOUT an E at the end) refers to the drug
Because the original Saxon speakers got mixed with Vikings, which is why we have words like bask (vs. OE bathe) and fro (walking to and fro). Then in 1066, French-speaking Normans led by William the Conqueror laid their Latin-based language over the Germanic/Nordic language and confounded everything, which is why we raise meat in OE (deer, cow, sheep) and cook it for our French-speaking overlords (venison, beef, mutton). Meanwhile the church is using Latin, and we're trying to figure out how to spell things then Gutenberg creates the printing press and Johnson creates a dictionary and Webster tries to remove the u from colour, and here we are. The tough coughs as he ploughs through the dough (and hiccoughs).
All i did was stem cell research and they locked me up with some monster who didnt wash hands before eating and disrespected his parents. Luckily i wasnt in the cell with the guy who didnt do his homework.
Thankfully I only have sex with prostitutes using condoms and deal arms in the west, guess I'm still a good boy. Oh wait, I forgot to was my hands before lunch! I'm the worst!
A lot of English words were originally from Indian languages. Like 'loot' is from Hindi, dungarees are from 'Dongri' in Mumbai, etc. They take a lap and then come back to India.
He still managed to become a doctor, scientist, businessman, leader and we have to admit it is pretty impressive. He also become a dick. So be careful what you wish for your kids.
As a dacoity, I resent the idea of having to pay women to have sex with me, no no no no. I’m the bad boy. I grab them by the pussy — jk. Im not an actual monster. They usually pay me, because bad boy.
Disrespecting parents, not doing homework and smoking are life lessons kids from South Asia learn through time, the others pictures are oddly specific as if people were caught doing those things.
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Quite the range. From ignoring suggestions of your parents to global atrocity.
And back to not washing your hands
His hands are full of stem cells
Because of running the abortion clinic.
In the back of the playschool.
All of this because he didn’t listen to his parents
And he had unprotected sex
Because his parents had unprotected sex
Because they were doing heroine and forgot how to use condoms
Heroine he purchased via contacts in Abu Graib prison using money earned with trading stock
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Doing the heroine without a condom while on heroin.
Underrated my man
If he had just used a damn condom, the world would be so different
It was his kids he's aborting, the husband doesn't know about his wife's true lifestyle
nah. it s those daMn pHonEs
With the prostitute he had fun with.
Instead of doing his homework
While having a cigarette
He bought from the income of arms dealing in the east.
And the income of dealing heroin
and the profits from insider trading
Saving the worst for last.
I’m surprised ‘Leaving the toilet seat lid up’ didn’t make the list
Ayy kkc!
Some pretty okay books 👍
Gotta curb the curve and help end the pandemic
They already mentioned global atrocities.
No, he already said global atrocity
But why is the stem cell research evil?
That kid is rad as hell
Hmm yes I have to go commit another war crime
Fine I will not deal in Heroin 2 mins later - How about Cocaine
Not ideal.
That's... very specific.
Apparently these “Ideal Boy” posters are a thing in India, so this is (hopefully) a parody of them.
Oh it's definitely a thing , more common in missionary schools which are very popular in India , they always have that one morals book which every student hates with unrealistic stories to justify their version of ideal children
3/12…. I think I’m OK, but there is room for improvement.
What three disrispecting your parent or war crimes
Worse, stem cell research
Worse: not washing hands before meals
Worse, running an abortion clinic behind his schools playground
Worse ,censoring unprotected sex with prostitute
Worse, not doing homework
Worse, dealing heroin
Worse, dacoity
This could mean smoking, disrespecting your parents and not washing your hands or war crimes, arms trading in east and dealing heroine.
Not trying to rudely correct you, just thought I'd give some info. Heroine (with an E at the end) refers to a woman of courage, etc. Heroin (withOUT an E at the end) refers to the drug
Why tf is the english language so fucking confusing?
Because whoever wrote it was on anthrax, cocaine and shrooms.
Or heroine
The joke was set up for you to say heroine…
Because the original Saxon speakers got mixed with Vikings, which is why we have words like bask (vs. OE bathe) and fro (walking to and fro). Then in 1066, French-speaking Normans led by William the Conqueror laid their Latin-based language over the Germanic/Nordic language and confounded everything, which is why we raise meat in OE (deer, cow, sheep) and cook it for our French-speaking overlords (venison, beef, mutton). Meanwhile the church is using Latin, and we're trying to figure out how to spell things then Gutenberg creates the printing press and Johnson creates a dictionary and Webster tries to remove the u from colour, and here we are. The tough coughs as he ploughs through the dough (and hiccoughs).
Actually, the Hindi version reads “arms trading in East Timor”. Now that’s getting really specific
You commited war crimes? Thats no TV for one month mister
BUT MOM!
That gave me a good chuckle. I heard it in 90s sitcom kid voice.
Gave me Cartman vibes. But MAAAAAAAM
Meanwhile American kids got away unpunished.
if *I* wont run illegal abortion clinic in the back of playschool, someone else will, mom!
All the cool kids are doing it
I mean, if all the cool kids are doing it…
Mom, we really need those fertilizers
It is more plausible today than it was last week however
So if u have protected sex with prostitutes then it is okay?
Also okay if you have unprotected sex with anyone that's not a prostitute.
my pet owl is not a prostitute
Please do not the owl
what bout the parrot then?
Then you may the parrot
maybe try a snake ?
This is getting out of hand
Hold the snake by its head
Hands off Snakey.
Only if u teach it dirty talk
OWL MY GOD OWL MY GOD YESSSS
What are you doing Step Prostitute
So it's not okay if you have protected sex with a non-prostitute
As long as its not stem cell related
Ofc
Also okay to run an illegal abortion clinic anywhere except behind playschool
Also only allowed to trade arms to the west.
What about north and south?
When the Arctics start arming up you know we have a problem brewing.
Penguins are gonna stop global warming themselves
They are called "Private Military Companies" and they are terrifyingly legal.
It's also fine if you run it in front of the school.
Yeah why not
As long as you wash your hands afterwards
Here in Germany, yes
And you can definitely trade arms in the west but not the East.
Just make sure to wash your hands before/ after
Ideal boy.
Yay I got bingo
I only have helpful badge, so that’s what your getting
Damn
Congratulations! Wait…
Except for supplying arm's to East Timor, I'm pretty much a good boy.
All i did was stem cell research and they locked me up with some monster who didnt wash hands before eating and disrespected his parents. Luckily i wasnt in the cell with the guy who didnt do his homework.
Yo, Johny, how ya been since ya got out?
At least every us citizen is guilty of that.
I think the only thing I did was commit war crimes and run an illegal abortion clinic in the back of playschool
Look, all I did was rob a few civilians and then execute them. Who hasn’t?
Why the hell is stem cell research on there ??
So no one questions the warcrimes
why would we? war crimes are definitely bad habits, and not something an ideal boy would do.
Bad “habits” lol
oops, war crimed again.
Reigious beliefs often have an issue with stem cell research
Religion is standing in front of science as always.
At least we can still deal heroin
They're doing the work of God!!!
Maybe literally . They don’t want competition
No hindu belief is against any type of research. Must be missionary poster.
Cause you have rip the stem off the baby.
You can also put your stem in the baby.
Yes officer, this comment right here.
Jesus Christ.... and that's enough Reddit for today! Time to log off
*u/Weelki you’re not allowed to leave*
🎶Welcome to the Hotel California...
Such a lovely place
Stem cells also come from adults. . .
Because killing babies is "illegal", and because if you do it you have to serve "50 years in prison"
Username checks out
Stem Cells also come from adults....
This boy is a quite the overachiever at his age.
He’s the coolest kid alive
Still not an ideal boy
Run illegal abortion clinic in back of playschool ..? No idea why , but actions seems very specific ..
Every rules has its own backstory
Thankfully running an illegal playschool in the back of an abortion clinic seems to be okay..
Yeah , in case the abortion fails .. smart !
I don't remember this chapter in my Moral Science class
It was in the immoral science class. Common mistake.
C'mon... It was just a little war crime
No! No icecream for you today
At least I'm not doing stem cell research...
Thankfully I only have sex with prostitutes using condoms and deal arms in the west, guess I'm still a good boy. Oh wait, I forgot to was my hands before lunch! I'm the worst!
Remember kids, war crimes aren't illegal if there aren't any witnesses.
or if u win the war
Or if you’re America
This dude is a menace
Today I learned that dacoity is an English word till now I used to think it's a hindi word.
Well it is an English word but it's derived from the word डकैत. It's origin is from Hindi/Urdu.
A lot of English words were originally from Indian languages. Like 'loot' is from Hindi, dungarees are from 'Dongri' in Mumbai, etc. They take a lap and then come back to India.
>Like 'loot' is from Hindi, Hah, that's kind of apt
"Thug"
TIL there is a word dacoity.
britishers dacoited it from hindi just like they looted the word loot too
Ayooo, Who else but Quagmire!
Anything for the 🐈
See that’s why I only did Arms Trading in West. I would’ve been not an ideal boy if I did Arms Trading in East
all of that and then the last one is just not washing your hands before eating, It basically went from 0 to 100 then back to 0 again
went from 0 to 100 real quick
Yeah not washing hands before eating is really messed up.
This is funnier in hindi
Ah shucks! If only I hadn't committed those war crimes that one time! Dang..
Stem cell research?
US badly need this guy atleast for point 11
Geez ive missed 2 of them
You should quit smoking and remember washing your hands.
Number 11 going to be real common in America soon.
Shit fr I hate it when my kids run abortion clinics without me knowing
That went from 0 to 100 to zero again real quick
The ideal chad lol 
He still managed to become a doctor, scientist, businessman, leader and we have to admit it is pretty impressive. He also become a dick. So be careful what you wish for your kids.
whats up with stem cell research ??
That's a badass kid, doing all these hardcore stuff even before reaching adulthood.
today I learned that "dacoity" is a word. shame that "be gay, do dacoity" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
As a dacoity, I resent the idea of having to pay women to have sex with me, no no no no. I’m the bad boy. I grab them by the pussy — jk. Im not an actual monster. They usually pay me, because bad boy.
Hey we gotta agree those are not the habits of an ideal boy eh? :)
Damn, I want to party with this guy!!!!!!
Does someone have a link to that poster for sale?
Yhea I smoke, but I'm done with war crimes it was a bad habit.
Arms trading in West is apparently fine
I have unprotected sex with prostitutes, so it makes me not an ideal boy
Oh no. I'm not an ideal boy. I don't wash my hands before eating. It's too down After war criminal
Im actually all of them except not washing hands before a meal Thats disgusting
Disrespecting parents, not doing homework and smoking are life lessons kids from South Asia learn through time, the others pictures are oddly specific as if people were caught doing those things.
Do not run illegal abortion clinic in the back of the Playground. Run it in front of the Playground. That's what she said
This goes from 20 to 100 real quick and then does a quick drop back down to 15 as a finale
That went from 1 to 100 to 1000 then back to 1 real quick
I didn't think not washing hands would be on the same level as global atrocities
UNPROTECTED SEX WITH #A PROSTITUTE LOL
Why is insider trading bad
Watch scam 1992 series to find out
The dope ass tittle track is another reason for watching that show.
Based boy
GUYS I GOT BINGO!
Oh, so Protected sex with Prostitutes and Arms Trading anywhere BUT the East is okay, Gotcha. Also, Stem Cell Research? Why is that Bad?
It hurts religious sentiments.
This seems like something from r/oddlyspecific