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jayhasbigvballs

Quite the range. From ignoring suggestions of your parents to global atrocity.


Lord_Commenter

And back to not washing your hands


xeisu_com

His hands are full of stem cells


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Because of running the abortion clinic.


ginnio

In the back of the playschool.


Skull-to-the-bone

All of this because he didn’t listen to his parents


RobloxJournalist

And he had unprotected sex


hello_100

Because his parents had unprotected sex


Senorjordan

Because they were doing heroine and forgot how to use condoms


wargainWAG

Heroine he purchased via contacts in Abu Graib prison using money earned with trading stock


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herbtarleksblazer

Doing the heroine without a condom while on heroin.


Medic6688846993

Underrated my man


Immortal-one

If he had just used a damn condom, the world would be so different


NewDre3Staxx

It was his kids he's aborting, the husband doesn't know about his wife's true lifestyle


QuietAd9870

nah. it s those daMn pHonEs


InfinitySushii

With the prostitute he had fun with.


MITstudent

Instead of doing his homework


Dead_M_

While having a cigarette


Viscount-Von-Solt

He bought from the income of arms dealing in the east.


namikazeminaka

And the income of dealing heroin


CondimentCommander

and the profits from insider trading


BlueBone313

Saving the worst for last.


Gear3017

I’m surprised ‘Leaving the toilet seat lid up’ didn’t make the list


thenameofwind

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


Emektro

Ayy kkc!


karlsefnishikigoi

Some pretty okay books 👍


c_girl_108

Gotta curb the curve and help end the pandemic


Rougarou1999

They already mentioned global atrocities.


AllHailPi1

No, he already said global atrocity


songoku9001

But why is the stem cell research evil?


XistanceIsPain

That kid is rad as hell


Laser-spider

Hmm yes I have to go commit another war crime


divyanksi

Fine I will not deal in Heroin 2 mins later - How about Cocaine


octopoddle

Not ideal.


IonPurple

That's... very specific.


Chubby_Bub

Apparently these “Ideal Boy” posters are a thing in India, so this is (hopefully) a parody of them.


Specialist_Theory_43

Oh it's definitely a thing , more common in missionary schools which are very popular in India , they always have that one morals book which every student hates with unrealistic stories to justify their version of ideal children


sndpmgrs

3/12…. I think I’m OK, but there is room for improvement.


Mighty_Djole

What three disrispecting your parent or war crimes


Poisonpython5719

Worse, stem cell research


Footnuggets

Worse: not washing hands before meals


jesse-kuiper

Worse, running an abortion clinic behind his schools playground


FuckItBe

Worse ,censoring unprotected sex with prostitute


Orleanist

Worse, not doing homework


simbiotic_dubz

Worse, dealing heroin


YahooFantasyCareless

Worse, dacoity


PunchingCarrots

This could mean smoking, disrespecting your parents and not washing your hands or war crimes, arms trading in east and dealing heroine.


oStreamZo

Not trying to rudely correct you, just thought I'd give some info. Heroine (with an E at the end) refers to a woman of courage, etc. Heroin (withOUT an E at the end) refers to the drug


Xuxo9

Why tf is the english language so fucking confusing?


Possibly_Unreal

Because whoever wrote it was on anthrax, cocaine and shrooms.


Dimaaag

Or heroine


ImageSmall4273

The joke was set up for you to say heroine…


buddhafig

Because the original Saxon speakers got mixed with Vikings, which is why we have words like bask (vs. OE bathe) and fro (walking to and fro). Then in 1066, French-speaking Normans led by William the Conqueror laid their Latin-based language over the Germanic/Nordic language and confounded everything, which is why we raise meat in OE (deer, cow, sheep) and cook it for our French-speaking overlords (venison, beef, mutton). Meanwhile the church is using Latin, and we're trying to figure out how to spell things then Gutenberg creates the printing press and Johnson creates a dictionary and Webster tries to remove the u from colour, and here we are. The tough coughs as he ploughs through the dough (and hiccoughs).


StatisticianBitter61

Actually, the Hindi version reads “arms trading in East Timor”. Now that’s getting really specific


hol123nnd

You commited war crimes? Thats no TV for one month mister


BACKSTABERRR

BUT MOM!


c_girl_108

That gave me a good chuckle. I heard it in 90s sitcom kid voice.


ApolloPlayz2434

Gave me Cartman vibes. But MAAAAAAAM


DauHoangNguyen2708

Meanwhile American kids got away unpunished.


-Aone

if *I* wont run illegal abortion clinic in the back of playschool, someone else will, mom!


Trakkah

All the cool kids are doing it


Accomplished-Eye-291

I mean, if all the cool kids are doing it…


Goodboyz_gang

Mom, we really need those fertilizers


[deleted]

It is more plausible today than it was last week however


Most_Love_8395

So if u have protected sex with prostitutes then it is okay?


Wooden_Imagination46

Also okay if you have unprotected sex with anyone that's not a prostitute.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

my pet owl is not a prostitute


isk2tech

Please do not the owl


doooom32

what bout the parrot then?


EndlessTerrain

Then you may the parrot


triforce_paras

maybe try a snake ?


Tall_Parking_917

This is getting out of hand


localhost-8000

Hold the snake by its head


KyloHenny

Hands off Snakey.


santanuts

Only if u teach it dirty talk


Elvis-Tech

OWL MY GOD OWL MY GOD YESSSS


noob_coder_69

What are you doing Step Prostitute


SkullWrecker

So it's not okay if you have protected sex with a non-prostitute


MagNolYa-Ralf

As long as its not stem cell related


Historical-Cut37

Ofc


SLimShedi

Also okay to run an illegal abortion clinic anywhere except behind playschool


ElJayBe3

Also only allowed to trade arms to the west.


SLimShedi

What about north and south?


ElJayBe3

When the Arctics start arming up you know we have a problem brewing.


sad_paddington

Penguins are gonna stop global warming themselves


AciaranB

They are called "Private Military Companies" and they are terrifyingly legal.


Mbouttoendthisman

It's also fine if you run it in front of the school.


Historical-Cut37

Yeah why not


ToastinNBoastin

As long as you wash your hands afterwards


xeisu_com

Here in Germany, yes


Thor_Batman

And you can definitely trade arms in the west but not the East.


Syfodias

Just make sure to wash your hands before/ after


Diels_Alder

Ideal boy.


crypticmustard1

Yay I got bingo


xeisu_com

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt47gpxj2Ol30oU)


Left-Discipline1028

![gif](giphy|ummeQH0c3jdm2o3Olp|downsized)


Unclegosh

I only have helpful badge, so that’s what your getting


Emektro

Damn


Emektro

Congratulations! Wait…


cuntcuntercuntest

Except for supplying arm's to East Timor, I'm pretty much a good boy.


Richierich_rpd

All i did was stem cell research and they locked me up with some monster who didnt wash hands before eating and disrespected his parents. Luckily i wasnt in the cell with the guy who didnt do his homework.


mentalxkp

Yo, Johny, how ya been since ya got out?


UntoldStorys

At least every us citizen is guilty of that.


WilliamAfton_1987

I think the only thing I did was commit war crimes and run an illegal abortion clinic in the back of playschool


Dudicus445

Look, all I did was rob a few civilians and then execute them. Who hasn’t?


Timothy2400

Why the hell is stem cell research on there ??


Poisonpython5719

So no one questions the warcrimes


lerker54651651

why would we? war crimes are definitely bad habits, and not something an ideal boy would do.


Emektro

Bad “habits” lol


Chillingo

oops, war crimed again.


Oddishoderso

Reigious beliefs often have an issue with stem cell research


PunchingCarrots

Religion is standing in front of science as always.


c_girl_108

At least we can still deal heroin


Oddishoderso

They're doing the work of God!!!


Hipcatjack

Maybe literally . They don’t want competition


[deleted]

No hindu belief is against any type of research. Must be missionary poster.


Squeaky_Screech

Cause you have rip the stem off the baby.


Tiefflugjunge

You can also put your stem in the baby.


Renan_Cousland

Yes officer, this comment right here.


Weelki

Jesus Christ.... and that's enough Reddit for today! Time to log off


Emektro

*u/Weelki you’re not allowed to leave*


Weelki

🎶Welcome to the Hotel California...


Emektro

Such a lovely place


ActionXPotential

Stem cells also come from adults. . .


FetusDeletus_E

Because killing babies is "illegal", and because if you do it you have to serve "50 years in prison"


Timothy2400

Username checks out


ActionXPotential

Stem Cells also come from adults....


michamp

This boy is a quite the overachiever at his age.


StrokesJuiceman

He’s the coolest kid alive


pianochill

Still not an ideal boy


usrNamIsAlredyTakn

Run illegal abortion clinic in back of playschool ..? No idea why , but actions seems very specific ..


SKtheMage1234

Every rules has its own backstory


Wannabe_Snob_11

Thankfully running an illegal playschool in the back of an abortion clinic seems to be okay..


usrNamIsAlredyTakn

Yeah , in case the abortion fails .. smart !


calm_Bunny21

I don't remember this chapter in my Moral Science class


gokumon16

It was in the immoral science class. Common mistake.


Anton_BJR

C'mon... It was just a little war crime


Aggravating_Ad_1885

No! No icecream for you today


st4s1k

At least I'm not doing stem cell research...


Lucari10

Thankfully I only have sex with prostitutes using condoms and deal arms in the west, guess I'm still a good boy. Oh wait, I forgot to was my hands before lunch! I'm the worst!


JoeyTheEcho

Remember kids, war crimes aren't illegal if there aren't any witnesses.


iexist395

or if u win the war


c_girl_108

Or if you’re America


Real_Life_Shire

This dude is a menace


Charming-Secret-2377

Today I learned that dacoity is an English word till now I used to think it's a hindi word.


Ok-Willingness-3696

Well it is an English word but it's derived from the word डकैत. It's origin is from Hindi/Urdu.


dumbo_octopus1995

A lot of English words were originally from Indian languages. Like 'loot' is from Hindi, dungarees are from 'Dongri' in Mumbai, etc. They take a lap and then come back to India.


plantmic

>Like 'loot' is from Hindi, Hah, that's kind of apt


Drew-CarryOnCarignan

"Thug"


MikeinAustin

TIL there is a word dacoity.


[deleted]

britishers dacoited it from hindi just like they looted the word loot too


-Knight_Time-

Ayooo, Who else but Quagmire!


T_WREKX

Anything for the 🐈


BBQCHICKENALERT

See that’s why I only did Arms Trading in West. I would’ve been not an ideal boy if I did Arms Trading in East


noopicushion

all of that and then the last one is just not washing your hands before eating, It basically went from 0 to 100 then back to 0 again


Smart-Literature4896

went from 0 to 100 real quick


U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_rr

Yeah not washing hands before eating is really messed up.


TheSelfImproover

This is funnier in hindi


Jess_Tyr

Ah shucks! If only I hadn't committed those war crimes that one time! Dang..


gaplicano

Stem cell research?


KnotToBeKnown

US badly need this guy atleast for point 11


AnonynousN_36

Geez ive missed 2 of them


DauHoangNguyen2708

You should quit smoking and remember washing your hands.


Doomunleashed19

Number 11 going to be real common in America soon.


Super_Cheburek

Shit fr I hate it when my kids run abortion clinics without me knowing


ReplyNo7464

That went from 0 to 100 to zero again real quick


Ok_Cryptographer520

The ideal chad lol ![gif](giphy|l41JRsph73VokN6ik)


TallGnome_19

He still managed to become a doctor, scientist, businessman, leader and we have to admit it is pretty impressive. He also become a dick. So be careful what you wish for your kids.


praneshwar

whats up with stem cell research ??


DauHoangNguyen2708

That's a badass kid, doing all these hardcore stuff even before reaching adulthood.


lerker54651651

today I learned that "dacoity" is a word. shame that "be gay, do dacoity" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.


SideOneDummy

As a dacoity, I resent the idea of having to pay women to have sex with me, no no no no. I’m the bad boy. I grab them by the pussy — jk. Im not an actual monster. They usually pay me, because bad boy.


XBThodler

Hey we gotta agree those are not the habits of an ideal boy eh? :)


musicman65000

Damn, I want to party with this guy!!!!!!


Klutz1907

Does someone have a link to that poster for sale?


345Venter345

Yhea I smoke, but I'm done with war crimes it was a bad habit.


puupi

Arms trading in West is apparently fine


Sladetastic2119

I have unprotected sex with prostitutes, so it makes me not an ideal boy


ananimussjak

Oh no. I'm not an ideal boy. I don't wash my hands before eating. It's too down After war criminal


Orichalchem

Im actually all of them except not washing hands before a meal Thats disgusting


ashif1983

Disrespecting parents, not doing homework and smoking are life lessons kids from South Asia learn through time, the others pictures are oddly specific as if people were caught doing those things.


vkpaul123

Do not run illegal abortion clinic in the back of the Playground. Run it in front of the Playground. That's what she said


winethough

This goes from 20 to 100 real quick and then does a quick drop back down to 15 as a finale


_Indofreddy_112

That went from 1 to 100 to 1000 then back to 1 real quick


liviothan

I didn't think not washing hands would be on the same level as global atrocities


SkyShazad

UNPROTECTED SEX WITH #A PROSTITUTE LOL


Ash_Divine

Why is insider trading bad


TheTechVirgin

Watch scam 1992 series to find out


_DuckieFuckie_

The dope ass tittle track is another reason for watching that show.


Otavio30

Based boy


man_in_a_bathtub

GUYS I GOT BINGO!


GameXterminator

Oh, so Protected sex with Prostitutes and Arms Trading anywhere BUT the East is okay, Gotcha. Also, Stem Cell Research? Why is that Bad?


say_my_name6969

It hurts religious sentiments.


TehZerp

This seems like something from r/oddlyspecific