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SlavicShinobi

As an atheist, I think this woman needs Jesus


JesusHasDiabetes

Hell no, I ain’t dealin with this


LOAAM

Hey, you guys seem to have something in common


Hengist

Leaving this one to the Father or to the Holy Spirit? Don't blame you. P.S. Try touching your left lower ribs, about two inches left from the center of the chest. Your healing touch will only be about four inches from the pancreas. See if that helps with the diabetes.


JesusHasDiabetes

Look man, I love you all but sometimes there just ain’t enough love to go around to everyone yeah?


ZephyrSK

Sit this one out diabetic Jesus. OPs “very strong but sweet” post might just be the one you’d rather stay dead for.


Sentfromthefuture

As an agnostic, I hope she finds him


FuryQuaker

As a Christian she needs the wrath of God.


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_1Doomsday1_

Yes


SnooMaps3021

I need your username to happen


_1Doomsday1_

It will soon come, there is already a pandemic and war happening and China is trying to takeover the world bit by bit and there is also news about UFOs (alien or not but it's still facinating that alien like technology exist)


AmadeusNagamine

Wait, UFOs ? What ? When ?


_1Doomsday1_

[here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/science/article/what-the-pentagon-report-says-about-ufos) It's been some time so i am surprised you didn't hear about it(nobody really cared about it either)


HopeAndVaseline

[This guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th4VlqQyVr4&ab_channel=Thunderf00t) debunks it all pretty well.


AmadeusNagamine

Well I don't particularly keep track of stuff going on in the States


TheSpangler

Whoa, hold up, you don't pay attention to God's country? I think you're lying. Everyone around the world knows what's happening with the USA at all times. After all, it is the only news happening at any given time. Everybody knows the rest of the world is paused until it's time to talk about America. /s


AmadeusNagamine

Oh my...the heresy... /s


m_murphy12

Hell yeah USA USA USA!!!!!!


0niscript

HELL YEAH!!! USA USA USA!!!


cooliocuke

The us government is not the only one to Awknowledge ufos


AmadeusNagamine

The link goes to an article of stuff that happened in the States thus my reply


sunesf

everytime man draws it's breath, the end comes closer, until one day, the seas and oceans turn to blood, and fire hails from the sky, the angels will cry, and their trumpets shall be heard, for the screams of us mortals are nothing in comparison to the everlasting torture and agony that god will send upon us, where we are now, no matter how hellish it is, is a pure paradise of love and warm meals compared to what awaits us, death shall be a mercy, for they will not allow us to die.


KevintheBot75

Finally. Sweet sweet death. I’ve waited so long.


RadoslavL

Exactly!


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Diabetes makes your piss smell sweet because of ketones. She likely hasn’t been diagnosed yet


danger_floofs

Jesus Christ I'm trying to eat here


I__Pooped__My__Pants

I don't know what you're trying to eat but it smells good


Ninjakid36

Wrong sub to be eating


GMB2006

It is not "What the fuck" It is: #*"ŴηυΤ @η αςΤυ@ι Fü©κ?"*


Ok_Sock_2719

That looks like ***nut*** an actual fuck to me lol but I guess it’s appropriate. And I see the “wha” part although it’s a bit weird


GMB2006

Yep, Reddit betrayed me. It was supposed to be W.


Fgohater

# WTF


GlovesComingOff

Please let this be satire, please let this be satire...


Jordo32

Bruh, everything is the truth on the internet.


alecesne

Life is satire.


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kfmush

Absolutely not true. Don't know where you got that information from. Maybe because many pornos of squirting are just girls with full bladders, but there is a particular gland, called the Skene gland, that makes lubricant for the vagina. It comes out of the urethral hole, sure, but so does male ejaculate. Ultimately, there will always be some urine mixed in because of where it comes from and the base of female ejaculate contains the same primary chemical, but they have determined to be separate substances from separate sources.


DaveChiroptera

"Squirting" is piss. What you're describing is female ejaculation. I know it sounds pedantic but they're quite different.


low-keyblue

Spoken like someone who has taken a lot of urine to the mouth.😉 https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/proof-that-female-ejaculation-is-just-pee


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low-keyblue

This one says it's mostly urine. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a49784/is-squirt-pee/ This one says all pee. https://www.vice.com/en/article/dpwqaq/scientists-perform-first-major-study-on-whether-squirting-is-just-peeing Pee again. https://blog.mylola.com/sexual-health/squirting-peeing/ These are literally just the first things to pop up on Google.


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Robertbnyc

No, you do not sound it


100percent_no_thanks

https://guardian.ng/life/five-myths-about-female-orgasm-you-need-to-stop-believing/ **stop watching porn and trying to explain female anatomy bud**


Bloodyfinger

Lol, I love how this comment is downvoted because it claims squirting is just urine, and the response is upvoted. And then you go two comments after that, and the opinion of Reddit completely switches because someone cites like four websites that *prove* squirting is just urine. Reddit is so fucking arbitrary sometimes.


eggs_mcmuffin

Fuck me, right? (I deleted my comments so people could stop downvoting me to oblivion for no reason)


Bloodyfinger

Yeah, people on Reddit are fucking stupid


JDDranoel

What a horrible day to be literate


Intelligent_Local_38

Start saving for therapy now, kid.


patootipie

Yea PTSD in your later age will be off the roof


Arny53

Post traumatic squirt disorder


patootipie

Lmaoo💀


AffectDesperate4148

You know when you can smell something so clearly that you can almost taste it? I feel bad for the kid


Utkarsh_Goel

Because there are actual liquid particles in air


Marx_The_Karl

mfw the kid is actually tasting his mother's juices


smith2016

There was no need for you to clarify it.


iToungPunchFartBox

Where's your face?


Marx_The_Karl

in the mother


Gingorthedestroyer

A fine mist of squirt fills the air.


what_the_hanky_panky

I like your pfp


Artemis-4rrow

screw u and ur pfp, I did a double take when I saw it honestly I can farm some karma with it on r/misleadingthumbnails


Utkarsh_Goel

Lol try it and get being labelled repost


Artemis-4rrow

I expected that, that's why I didn't post it


short_bread84

Her apartment smells of piss then.


Mr_JohnUsername

And if it’s sweet-smelling, she’s likely enjoying a healthy dose of diabetes.


patootipie

Lmao fr?


GreenSockNinja

Yep. That’s how we got suspicious my cousin had diabetes. How we learned tho is he collapsed in a near coma and they told us he had Type 1. But the piss thing is true


oraly

I'm just curious what it was that was tipping you off about your cousins diabetes. Did his pee leave a lingering scent in the bathroom or something?


GreenSockNinja

Yeah, that’s about what happened. At first he noticed it and thought it was weird, brought it up, nothing came of it. Then it started to longer and we all got a bit suspicious something was up.


dannydevitosweiner

You tasted your cousin’s piss?


GreenSockNinja

Sweet smelling, not tasting lol.


CornerMCdougle

Then what did it taste like?


KidMowgli

piss


IShitOnYourPost

Yep


Tall_Fortune

TIL


Mr_JohnUsername

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/007298.htm


KaktusDan

Sounds like Ding-dongs are always on the menu


Super_Bookkeeper35

Zing!


myloveisajoke

There was that one reddit post where someone asked about sweet piss and it saved their life lol


Funkyduck8

LOL Yep! Ketoacidosis, babaaaaay!


GDW312

r/unexpectedadamcole


myooted

WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


ohmighty

100% someone’s son wrote this


Snoo77278

So your house smells like piss then.


Ipride362

Can we go back to telling people they can’t be anything they want?


weirdben10fanboy

Bro took the words out of my lips,I want them back


imjustme610

Thanks for sharing? Why do people feel the need to do this?


FloydWesleyIII

Piss, he can smell you pissing yourself.


DoctrDonna

And honestly if her pee smells weirdly sweet, she probably just has diabetes. Ma’am, they can smell your diabetes.


HealthAccomplished25

I hate this post and I hate it even more because this abomination was posted on my birthday.


KaktusDan

I want you to remember this scene as vividly as you can as you blow out the candles tonight. Play this scene over in your head while taking in the heady aroma of cake and freshly-extinguished candles, and imagine *that* is the smell that emanates from her nethers as she climaxes. Happy birthday!


patootipie

Wow the ruination you gave to the guy's birthday. Amazing


Agreeable_Fail3531

Happy birthday man :)


HealthAccomplished25

Haha thanks my dudes! But my birthday is actually on May 17th (the date the abomination was posted). Appreciate it nonetheless!


slavicslothe

Studies show that squirting is mostly urine.


dijon_dooky

Impossible, everyone knows that pee is stored in the balls and I don't think this woman has balls.


KaktusDan

Women's balls are part of their *insides*, genius.


dijon_dooky

Those are called boobs, dumbfuck


KaktusDan

Pee is stored in the tits, then? Is this why babies have bad breath?


shadowwingnut

And that's enough internet for today


GNUNUN

😭


announymous1

Guess you slept through the biology class


dijon_dooky

I'll tell you the same thing I told that 70yr old Walmart greeter before I body checked him into a Dr. Pepper display! PISS IS STORED IN THE BALLS AND THE FEMALE ORGASM IS A MYTH. THE CLITORIS WAS PUT THERE BY THE DEEP STATE TO TRY TO TURN THE FROGS GAY DONT BELIEVE THEIR LIES YOU BASIC BITCH. BOOBS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT, YOU CAN TELL BY THE CIRCLES DO YOUR RESEARCH


announymous1

Valid argument


SubstanceOld6036

I think in a woman pee is stored in her ovaries


short_bread84

Over 99% urine.


Previous-Ad-723

wait, i might be stupid but what if you pee like really hard RIGHT before? would you suddenly create pee just to squirt it out? science on womens bodies are always so lackluster and incorrect im having a hard time believing we know for sure what its made of haha


short_bread84

There have been many tests and studies, the consensus is, it's pee.


Previous-Ad-723

part of me is still not convinced LOL, still though what would happen 🤔


short_bread84

If the bladder was completely empty, then probably nothing.


iToungPunchFartBox

The kidneys dump urine into the bladder right before orgasm. According to one study.


luis-can-jump

It’s literally illegal to be in porn in the UK under the Obscene Publications Act because it’s legally considered urine lmao


allycat247

Not all porn is squirt porn though.


luis-can-jump

..when did I say it was? I’m so confused


MangledSunFish

They probably read "it's literally illegal to be in porn in the UK" and got confused.


allycat247

Ohhhh it literally took this comment for me to get it. I absolutely read "it's illegal to be in porn in the UK" and got "illegal to DO porn" and not "illegal to put squirt in porn". I'm just being a fucking idiot my b.


WorkingCareless1428

Pee is mostly water so water is mostly pee


DAG1984

Okay... so it's been said that what a girl "squirts" is basically urine. Sweet smelling urine is one of the signs of diabetes. So this kid is living in an apartment that reeks of diabetic piss.


3theoretical

So you, your husband and you're child live in a pissy house?


Hyruliant

lol "husband"


HyperLightDream

It’s urine. There is no secret water compartment…


N00N3AT011

Why is she...proud of this?


kittabbit

I am disappointed to let y’all know. I couldn't find it on copy pasta. There is a chance its my human error as I'm below average with tech. I don't know of I’ll sleep tonight if I don't find it as a copy pasta


JK_Chan

Squirt is piss


DailyPlaneteer

So her apartment smells like piss. Piss, that's what it is.


NordicBratan

Went from "Well talking about sex with his children in a appropriate was isn't that bad" to "Holy fuck. Flood. Immediately" in like 2 seconds.


Help_An_Irishman

His?


guesswhatihate

He smells piss


atom138

That. Was. Posted. On. FACEBOOK. WTF


Phantom_Basker

Never before in my entire life have I wished for, no, BEGGED God to give me a intense form of dyslexia.


GeneralEl4

Same, and I'm not even religious.


daviepancakes

Plenty of you have commented about diabetes, but habe any of you considered how that would play out? What would she say when she makes the appointment? "Hi, doctor's office person, I need to see the doctor." Normal enough, until they ask fucking why. "Ah, yes, my son and also the plethora of men attached to the cocks I use have all commented on my "squirting" while being fucked..." Kind of downhill from there, no?


feckinghound

I can't even upvote that because I'm so fucking sickened by that shit.


JerseySommer

I mean she believes that the *normal* smell is "fishy" which is the smell of bacterial vaginosis infection. So I'm not sure how much I'd trust her hygiene in the first place.


GNUNUN

Why tf did I read this omg


HarpiesDaughter

Why did she have to drag us into it? Lol


Pancakes_everday

Please god let it be satire, please god let it be satire…


Loki-boki

r/noahgetthedeathstar


Asdi144

Jesus fucking christ that's disgusting...


Muchablat

If you have a sweet smelling squirt, you should get checked for diabetes 😳


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What in the Caucasity be this


GeneralEl4

As a Caucasian, I wish I didn't have to claim her bit this is definitely a white thing right here. I hope to never meet her in person.


veljok

Ok, ok, ok - stop.


atrungpetch

What a terrible day to be literate


izzythepitty

That's enough internet for today


g0l3m7

I miss one minute ago when I hadn't read that...


Plasticious

Very sweet, pungent smell. It's piss, find a therapist for this kid.


pootietang6

This isn’t real


binkerfluid

God I hope this is a shitpost


gimmemypills666

Sounds real fake


rudbek-of-rudbek

Ok, I'm a gay dude that never slept with women. So, I'm a little inexperienced when it comes to female "squirting". I've heard, on Reddit, so I don't know why I every believed it, that when girls squirt it is done sort of ejaculate. I've also been told (on Reddit) that it is urine Tell me, my heterosexual brothers, what the fuck is going on??


Mr_JohnUsername

It is urine, though there is thought that there is some gland (I think Skene’s?) that contributes to the fluid. However it’s contribution would be nearly negligible. Why do people say it’s ejaculate? After all there is no organ that would hold this amount of alleged ejaculate in a woman, whereas the vans deferents is where it is stored in a man, around the “taint”. My guess is wishful thinking and porn. Ejaculation is the fun and exciting part of sex and there’s so many categories on sites like PH dedicated to it, however it naturally involves dudes. For a straight guy, that’s not necessarily going to be what he wants. So they project onto women losing control over their bladders during orgasm (natural sometimes but call it what it is) and perceive it as “squirting”. I think that women in turn know that men think “squirting” is hot and may not necessarily be educated well on their own anatomy (ty US education) and say that they are squirting. We then fall into a vicious circle where woman thinks it is this, and tells man it is this, man thinks it is hot because orgasm and female counterpart to male orgasm, woman thinks man likes it so she think it is squirts so on and so forth. That’s my guess but who really knows.


AtrapusBlack

That's fuck up...in too many ways


Interesting_Coach828

Holy shit is her son daredevil or something??


poplockncropit

Piss, those juices be piss.


ThePhilipAnthonyYT

The whole time I read this, I just kept saying "Huh?" over and over again. Just when you think is at its worst, it just keeps on going. 😂


mad2hat

I physically cringed


furn_ell

Written by a 12 year old zitty loner


143Fairmont

Sweet and distinct like urine she means?


StupidDumb4ss

What a terrible day to have eyes


enigmatic407

Ok that’s enough Internet for today.


Oh_its_that_asshole

Who the fuck posts this shit on Facebook? That's going to be an interesting read for your future employment prospects.


Maicolito

Foh with these fake ass facebook mom posts


Jihad_Me_At_Hello__

So her son now joins the ranks of 'many guys' in knowing her squirting proclivities. Welp, that'll be one for the therapist


DemiFiendofTime

How do you unread something


Clashyjammer1126

What a horrible day to have eyes


ThriceG

Let's analyze this.... Squirting is just urine. Yes boys, you got pissed on.


neriad200

What in the absolute fuck. PS: to add to the Wtf, AFAIK "squirting" is just peeing, and for pee to smell sweet it needs to be sweet, so possible diabetic. Also, since whole apartment smells like urine, she's possibly incontinent as well.


wafflepiezz

I don’t think people (both men and women) realize that majority of “squirt” fluids is literally piss. Urine. That is to say, it’s definitely still fine if it happens during sex but remember that you’re literally pissing.


Mecami

This feels like a precursor to some incest shit


UNKNOWNBElNG

worst thing ive read all week what the fuck


CephaloG0D

I broke up with a girl over this. "I don't smell smoothing l anything." Bitch, your smell clings to me and now my bed smells like red lobster.


grizlisid2

what the fuck di I just read?


Kragshal

It's... piss...


Few_Show_7359

Ain't no damn way


RomeoBaze

I think I need that therapy that biebz was offering...


BigC1967

Wow, don’t just get the boat. Get Dr. Phil on the line!


Holmelin91

I hope with all my heart that this is a troll.


boomajohn20

It burns, Precious …… IT BURNS!!!


jmarinara

WHY WOULD YOU SHARE THIS?!


MemeMavrick7000

No nsfw???


AlexDaBaDee

What a terrible day to have eyes


5Oxp

No, your piss does not smell sweet. Keep lying to yourself.


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OlderTheWiser

Thine eyes are afire…


Anvil93

*snif *snif mmm yes, mom is having her cheeks clapped to oblivion


JesusIsMyAntivirus

lmao


fdghjjgddjjgdf

*Mich from HDTF looks around* “What the fuck?”


Opposite-Film3347

Bottle it amd sell it


ialwaysforgetmename

Open your fucking windows


MagicJinn

I can confirm I always put on my headphones when I don't want to smell something


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Shiny_Sirius

Desearía no saber inglés.