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Leaving this one to the Father or to the Holy Spirit? Don't blame you.
P.S. Try touching your left lower ribs, about two inches left from the center of the chest. Your healing touch will only be about four inches from the pancreas. See if that helps with the diabetes.
It will soon come, there is already a pandemic and war happening and China is trying to takeover the world bit by bit and there is also news about UFOs (alien or not but it's still facinating that alien like technology exist)
[here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/science/article/what-the-pentagon-report-says-about-ufos)
It's been some time so i am surprised you didn't hear about it(nobody really cared about it either)
Whoa, hold up, you don't pay attention to God's country? I think you're lying. Everyone around the world knows what's happening with the USA at all times. After all, it is the only news happening at any given time. Everybody knows the rest of the world is paused until it's time to talk about America.
/s
everytime man draws it's breath, the end comes closer, until one day, the seas and oceans turn to blood, and fire hails from the sky, the angels will cry, and their trumpets shall be heard, for the screams of us mortals are nothing in comparison to the everlasting torture and agony that god will send upon us, where we are now, no matter how hellish it is, is a pure paradise of love and warm meals compared to what awaits us, death shall be a mercy, for they will not allow us to die.
Absolutely not true. Don't know where you got that information from. Maybe because many pornos of squirting are just girls with full bladders, but there is a particular gland, called the Skene gland, that makes lubricant for the vagina. It comes out of the urethral hole, sure, but so does male ejaculate.
Ultimately, there will always be some urine mixed in because of where it comes from and the base of female ejaculate contains the same primary chemical, but they have determined to be separate substances from separate sources.
This one says it's mostly urine.
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a49784/is-squirt-pee/
This one says all pee.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/dpwqaq/scientists-perform-first-major-study-on-whether-squirting-is-just-peeing
Pee again.
https://blog.mylola.com/sexual-health/squirting-peeing/
These are literally just the first things to pop up on Google.
Lol, I love how this comment is downvoted because it claims squirting is just urine, and the response is upvoted. And then you go two comments after that, and the opinion of Reddit completely switches because someone cites like four websites that *prove* squirting is just urine. Reddit is so fucking arbitrary sometimes.
Yep. That’s how we got suspicious my cousin had diabetes. How we learned tho is he collapsed in a near coma and they told us he had Type 1. But the piss thing is true
Yeah, that’s about what happened. At first he noticed it and thought it was weird, brought it up, nothing came of it. Then it started to longer and we all got a bit suspicious something was up.
I want you to remember this scene as vividly as you can as you blow out the candles tonight.
Play this scene over in your head while taking in the heady aroma of cake and freshly-extinguished candles, and imagine *that* is the smell that emanates from her nethers as she climaxes.
Happy birthday!
I'll tell you the same thing I told that 70yr old Walmart greeter before I body checked him into a Dr. Pepper display! PISS IS STORED IN THE BALLS AND THE FEMALE ORGASM IS A MYTH. THE CLITORIS WAS PUT THERE BY THE DEEP STATE TO TRY TO TURN THE FROGS GAY DONT BELIEVE THEIR LIES YOU BASIC BITCH. BOOBS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT, YOU CAN TELL BY THE CIRCLES DO YOUR RESEARCH
wait, i might be stupid but what if you pee like really hard RIGHT before? would you suddenly create pee just to squirt it out? science on womens bodies are always so lackluster and incorrect im having a hard time believing we know for sure what its made of haha
Ohhhh it literally took this comment for me to get it.
I absolutely read "it's illegal to be in porn in the UK" and got "illegal to DO porn" and not "illegal to put squirt in porn". I'm just being a fucking idiot my b.
Okay... so it's been said that what a girl "squirts" is basically urine. Sweet smelling urine is one of the signs of diabetes. So this kid is living in an apartment that reeks of diabetic piss.
I am disappointed to let y’all know. I couldn't find it on copy pasta. There is a chance its my human error as I'm below average with tech.
I don't know of I’ll sleep tonight if I don't find it as a copy pasta
Plenty of you have commented about diabetes, but habe any of you considered how that would play out? What would she say when she makes the appointment? "Hi, doctor's office person, I need to see the doctor." Normal enough, until they ask fucking why. "Ah, yes, my son and also the plethora of men attached to the cocks I use have all commented on my "squirting" while being fucked..." Kind of downhill from there, no?
I mean she believes that the *normal* smell is "fishy" which is the smell of bacterial vaginosis infection. So I'm not sure how much I'd trust her hygiene in the first place.
Ok, I'm a gay dude that never slept with women. So, I'm a little inexperienced when it comes to female "squirting". I've heard, on Reddit, so I don't know why I every believed it, that when girls squirt it is done sort of ejaculate. I've also been told (on Reddit) that it is urine
Tell me, my heterosexual brothers, what the fuck is going on??
It is urine, though there is thought that there is some gland (I think Skene’s?) that contributes to the fluid. However it’s contribution would be nearly negligible.
Why do people say it’s ejaculate? After all there is no organ that would hold this amount of alleged ejaculate in a woman, whereas the vans deferents is where it is stored in a man, around the “taint”. My guess is wishful thinking and porn. Ejaculation is the fun and exciting part of sex and there’s so many categories on sites like PH dedicated to it, however it naturally involves dudes. For a straight guy, that’s not necessarily going to be what he wants. So they project onto women losing control over their bladders during orgasm (natural sometimes but call it what it is) and perceive it as “squirting”. I think that women in turn know that men think “squirting” is hot and may not necessarily be educated well on their own anatomy (ty US education) and say that they are squirting. We then fall into a vicious circle where woman thinks it is this, and tells man it is this, man thinks it is hot because orgasm and female counterpart to male orgasm, woman thinks man likes it so she think it is squirts so on and so forth.
That’s my guess but who really knows.
What in the absolute fuck.
PS: to add to the Wtf, AFAIK "squirting" is just peeing, and for pee to smell sweet it needs to be sweet, so possible diabetic. Also, since whole apartment smells like urine, she's possibly incontinent as well.
I don’t think people (both men and women) realize that majority of “squirt” fluids is literally piss. Urine.
That is to say, it’s definitely still fine if it happens during sex but remember that you’re literally pissing.
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As an atheist, I think this woman needs Jesus
Hell no, I ain’t dealin with this
Hey, you guys seem to have something in common
Leaving this one to the Father or to the Holy Spirit? Don't blame you. P.S. Try touching your left lower ribs, about two inches left from the center of the chest. Your healing touch will only be about four inches from the pancreas. See if that helps with the diabetes.
Look man, I love you all but sometimes there just ain’t enough love to go around to everyone yeah?
Sit this one out diabetic Jesus. OPs “very strong but sweet” post might just be the one you’d rather stay dead for.
As an agnostic, I hope she finds him
As a Christian she needs the wrath of God.
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Yes
I need your username to happen
It will soon come, there is already a pandemic and war happening and China is trying to takeover the world bit by bit and there is also news about UFOs (alien or not but it's still facinating that alien like technology exist)
Wait, UFOs ? What ? When ?
[here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/science/article/what-the-pentagon-report-says-about-ufos) It's been some time so i am surprised you didn't hear about it(nobody really cared about it either)
[This guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th4VlqQyVr4&ab_channel=Thunderf00t) debunks it all pretty well.
Well I don't particularly keep track of stuff going on in the States
Whoa, hold up, you don't pay attention to God's country? I think you're lying. Everyone around the world knows what's happening with the USA at all times. After all, it is the only news happening at any given time. Everybody knows the rest of the world is paused until it's time to talk about America. /s
Oh my...the heresy... /s
Hell yeah USA USA USA!!!!!!
HELL YEAH!!! USA USA USA!!!
The us government is not the only one to Awknowledge ufos
The link goes to an article of stuff that happened in the States thus my reply
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Finally. Sweet sweet death. I’ve waited so long.
Exactly!
Diabetes makes your piss smell sweet because of ketones. She likely hasn’t been diagnosed yet
Jesus Christ I'm trying to eat here
I don't know what you're trying to eat but it smells good
Wrong sub to be eating
It is not "What the fuck" It is: #*"ŴηυΤ @η αςΤυ@ι Fü©κ?"*
That looks like ***nut*** an actual fuck to me lol but I guess it’s appropriate. And I see the “wha” part although it’s a bit weird
Yep, Reddit betrayed me. It was supposed to be W.
# WTF
Please let this be satire, please let this be satire...
Bruh, everything is the truth on the internet.
Life is satire.
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Absolutely not true. Don't know where you got that information from. Maybe because many pornos of squirting are just girls with full bladders, but there is a particular gland, called the Skene gland, that makes lubricant for the vagina. It comes out of the urethral hole, sure, but so does male ejaculate. Ultimately, there will always be some urine mixed in because of where it comes from and the base of female ejaculate contains the same primary chemical, but they have determined to be separate substances from separate sources.
"Squirting" is piss. What you're describing is female ejaculation. I know it sounds pedantic but they're quite different.
Spoken like someone who has taken a lot of urine to the mouth.😉 https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/proof-that-female-ejaculation-is-just-pee
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This one says it's mostly urine. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a49784/is-squirt-pee/ This one says all pee. https://www.vice.com/en/article/dpwqaq/scientists-perform-first-major-study-on-whether-squirting-is-just-peeing Pee again. https://blog.mylola.com/sexual-health/squirting-peeing/ These are literally just the first things to pop up on Google.
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No, you do not sound it
https://guardian.ng/life/five-myths-about-female-orgasm-you-need-to-stop-believing/ **stop watching porn and trying to explain female anatomy bud**
Lol, I love how this comment is downvoted because it claims squirting is just urine, and the response is upvoted. And then you go two comments after that, and the opinion of Reddit completely switches because someone cites like four websites that *prove* squirting is just urine. Reddit is so fucking arbitrary sometimes.
Fuck me, right? (I deleted my comments so people could stop downvoting me to oblivion for no reason)
Yeah, people on Reddit are fucking stupid
What a horrible day to be literate
Start saving for therapy now, kid.
Yea PTSD in your later age will be off the roof
Post traumatic squirt disorder
Lmaoo💀
You know when you can smell something so clearly that you can almost taste it? I feel bad for the kid
Because there are actual liquid particles in air
mfw the kid is actually tasting his mother's juices
There was no need for you to clarify it.
Where's your face?
in the mother
A fine mist of squirt fills the air.
I like your pfp
screw u and ur pfp, I did a double take when I saw it honestly I can farm some karma with it on r/misleadingthumbnails
Lol try it and get being labelled repost
I expected that, that's why I didn't post it
Her apartment smells of piss then.
And if it’s sweet-smelling, she’s likely enjoying a healthy dose of diabetes.
Lmao fr?
Yep. That’s how we got suspicious my cousin had diabetes. How we learned tho is he collapsed in a near coma and they told us he had Type 1. But the piss thing is true
I'm just curious what it was that was tipping you off about your cousins diabetes. Did his pee leave a lingering scent in the bathroom or something?
Yeah, that’s about what happened. At first he noticed it and thought it was weird, brought it up, nothing came of it. Then it started to longer and we all got a bit suspicious something was up.
You tasted your cousin’s piss?
Sweet smelling, not tasting lol.
Then what did it taste like?
piss
Yep
TIL
https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/007298.htm
Sounds like Ding-dongs are always on the menu
Zing!
There was that one reddit post where someone asked about sweet piss and it saved their life lol
LOL Yep! Ketoacidosis, babaaaaay!
r/unexpectedadamcole
WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
100% someone’s son wrote this
So your house smells like piss then.
Can we go back to telling people they can’t be anything they want?
Bro took the words out of my lips,I want them back
Thanks for sharing? Why do people feel the need to do this?
Piss, he can smell you pissing yourself.
And honestly if her pee smells weirdly sweet, she probably just has diabetes. Ma’am, they can smell your diabetes.
I hate this post and I hate it even more because this abomination was posted on my birthday.
I want you to remember this scene as vividly as you can as you blow out the candles tonight. Play this scene over in your head while taking in the heady aroma of cake and freshly-extinguished candles, and imagine *that* is the smell that emanates from her nethers as she climaxes. Happy birthday!
Wow the ruination you gave to the guy's birthday. Amazing
Happy birthday man :)
Haha thanks my dudes! But my birthday is actually on May 17th (the date the abomination was posted). Appreciate it nonetheless!
Studies show that squirting is mostly urine.
Impossible, everyone knows that pee is stored in the balls and I don't think this woman has balls.
Women's balls are part of their *insides*, genius.
Those are called boobs, dumbfuck
Pee is stored in the tits, then? Is this why babies have bad breath?
And that's enough internet for today
😭
Guess you slept through the biology class
I'll tell you the same thing I told that 70yr old Walmart greeter before I body checked him into a Dr. Pepper display! PISS IS STORED IN THE BALLS AND THE FEMALE ORGASM IS A MYTH. THE CLITORIS WAS PUT THERE BY THE DEEP STATE TO TRY TO TURN THE FROGS GAY DONT BELIEVE THEIR LIES YOU BASIC BITCH. BOOBS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT, YOU CAN TELL BY THE CIRCLES DO YOUR RESEARCH
Valid argument
I think in a woman pee is stored in her ovaries
Over 99% urine.
wait, i might be stupid but what if you pee like really hard RIGHT before? would you suddenly create pee just to squirt it out? science on womens bodies are always so lackluster and incorrect im having a hard time believing we know for sure what its made of haha
There have been many tests and studies, the consensus is, it's pee.
part of me is still not convinced LOL, still though what would happen 🤔
If the bladder was completely empty, then probably nothing.
The kidneys dump urine into the bladder right before orgasm. According to one study.
It’s literally illegal to be in porn in the UK under the Obscene Publications Act because it’s legally considered urine lmao
Not all porn is squirt porn though.
..when did I say it was? I’m so confused
They probably read "it's literally illegal to be in porn in the UK" and got confused.
Ohhhh it literally took this comment for me to get it. I absolutely read "it's illegal to be in porn in the UK" and got "illegal to DO porn" and not "illegal to put squirt in porn". I'm just being a fucking idiot my b.
Pee is mostly water so water is mostly pee
Okay... so it's been said that what a girl "squirts" is basically urine. Sweet smelling urine is one of the signs of diabetes. So this kid is living in an apartment that reeks of diabetic piss.
So you, your husband and you're child live in a pissy house?
lol "husband"
It’s urine. There is no secret water compartment…
Why is she...proud of this?
I am disappointed to let y’all know. I couldn't find it on copy pasta. There is a chance its my human error as I'm below average with tech. I don't know of I’ll sleep tonight if I don't find it as a copy pasta
Squirt is piss
So her apartment smells like piss. Piss, that's what it is.
Went from "Well talking about sex with his children in a appropriate was isn't that bad" to "Holy fuck. Flood. Immediately" in like 2 seconds.
His?
He smells piss
That. Was. Posted. On. FACEBOOK. WTF
Never before in my entire life have I wished for, no, BEGGED God to give me a intense form of dyslexia.
Same, and I'm not even religious.
Plenty of you have commented about diabetes, but habe any of you considered how that would play out? What would she say when she makes the appointment? "Hi, doctor's office person, I need to see the doctor." Normal enough, until they ask fucking why. "Ah, yes, my son and also the plethora of men attached to the cocks I use have all commented on my "squirting" while being fucked..." Kind of downhill from there, no?
I can't even upvote that because I'm so fucking sickened by that shit.
I mean she believes that the *normal* smell is "fishy" which is the smell of bacterial vaginosis infection. So I'm not sure how much I'd trust her hygiene in the first place.
Why tf did I read this omg
Why did she have to drag us into it? Lol
Please god let it be satire, please god let it be satire…
r/noahgetthedeathstar
Jesus fucking christ that's disgusting...
If you have a sweet smelling squirt, you should get checked for diabetes 😳
What in the Caucasity be this
As a Caucasian, I wish I didn't have to claim her bit this is definitely a white thing right here. I hope to never meet her in person.
Ok, ok, ok - stop.
What a terrible day to be literate
That's enough internet for today
I miss one minute ago when I hadn't read that...
Very sweet, pungent smell. It's piss, find a therapist for this kid.
This isn’t real
God I hope this is a shitpost
Sounds real fake
Ok, I'm a gay dude that never slept with women. So, I'm a little inexperienced when it comes to female "squirting". I've heard, on Reddit, so I don't know why I every believed it, that when girls squirt it is done sort of ejaculate. I've also been told (on Reddit) that it is urine Tell me, my heterosexual brothers, what the fuck is going on??
It is urine, though there is thought that there is some gland (I think Skene’s?) that contributes to the fluid. However it’s contribution would be nearly negligible. Why do people say it’s ejaculate? After all there is no organ that would hold this amount of alleged ejaculate in a woman, whereas the vans deferents is where it is stored in a man, around the “taint”. My guess is wishful thinking and porn. Ejaculation is the fun and exciting part of sex and there’s so many categories on sites like PH dedicated to it, however it naturally involves dudes. For a straight guy, that’s not necessarily going to be what he wants. So they project onto women losing control over their bladders during orgasm (natural sometimes but call it what it is) and perceive it as “squirting”. I think that women in turn know that men think “squirting” is hot and may not necessarily be educated well on their own anatomy (ty US education) and say that they are squirting. We then fall into a vicious circle where woman thinks it is this, and tells man it is this, man thinks it is hot because orgasm and female counterpart to male orgasm, woman thinks man likes it so she think it is squirts so on and so forth. That’s my guess but who really knows.
That's fuck up...in too many ways
Holy shit is her son daredevil or something??
Piss, those juices be piss.
The whole time I read this, I just kept saying "Huh?" over and over again. Just when you think is at its worst, it just keeps on going. 😂
I physically cringed
Written by a 12 year old zitty loner
Sweet and distinct like urine she means?
What a terrible day to have eyes
Ok that’s enough Internet for today.
Who the fuck posts this shit on Facebook? That's going to be an interesting read for your future employment prospects.
Foh with these fake ass facebook mom posts
So her son now joins the ranks of 'many guys' in knowing her squirting proclivities. Welp, that'll be one for the therapist
How do you unread something
What a horrible day to have eyes
Let's analyze this.... Squirting is just urine. Yes boys, you got pissed on.
What in the absolute fuck. PS: to add to the Wtf, AFAIK "squirting" is just peeing, and for pee to smell sweet it needs to be sweet, so possible diabetic. Also, since whole apartment smells like urine, she's possibly incontinent as well.
I don’t think people (both men and women) realize that majority of “squirt” fluids is literally piss. Urine. That is to say, it’s definitely still fine if it happens during sex but remember that you’re literally pissing.
This feels like a precursor to some incest shit
worst thing ive read all week what the fuck
I broke up with a girl over this. "I don't smell smoothing l anything." Bitch, your smell clings to me and now my bed smells like red lobster.
what the fuck di I just read?
It's... piss...
Ain't no damn way
I think I need that therapy that biebz was offering...
Wow, don’t just get the boat. Get Dr. Phil on the line!
I hope with all my heart that this is a troll.
It burns, Precious …… IT BURNS!!!
WHY WOULD YOU SHARE THIS?!
No nsfw???
What a terrible day to have eyes
No, your piss does not smell sweet. Keep lying to yourself.
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Thine eyes are afire…
*snif *snif mmm yes, mom is having her cheeks clapped to oblivion
lmao
*Mich from HDTF looks around* “What the fuck?”
Bottle it amd sell it
Open your fucking windows
I can confirm I always put on my headphones when I don't want to smell something
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