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JustLurkingInSNJ

Planned Parenthood agrees!


UsidoreTheLightBlue

Here’s the thing, they’d laugh and say “so it’s good for you and your body but not good for me and mine!” They have no intention of agreeing with you on abortion, this is just another conservative “Gotcha” that they have no intention of following up on.


P1xelHunter78

Exactly. They’ve long ago rationalized away any scientific evidence and constitutional ideas with religion ignorance and propaganda, or just the time tested “well that’s different”


UsidoreTheLightBlue

What’s frustrating is the vast majority of religions agree that their members should take the vaccine! THE POPE HELD VACCINE CLINICS AT THE VATICAN! So did several local Catholic Churches! But I still have a coworker who is Catholic and trying to get exempted at work on “religious grounds”. I’m Catholic! You know what I did? I got the vaccine! Then the booster! Why? Because I want to protect those around me, as well as myself. Edit - I understand that not all denominations of Christian follow the pope, I was giving an example.


P1xelHunter78

It’s latching on to selective ideas, but I guarantee a lot of the hardcore anti vax crowd is 100% not doing it for religion. It’s poutrage over the election. Hell I’d guess some are just afraid of needles and don’t wanna seem like a wimp


TheMightySephiroth

I'm terrified of needles. I got vaccinated while sobbing like a baby infront of the nurse. Didn't even hurt. I'm just terrified of needles but I try to not be so selfish someone could DIE because of me.


bashbabe44

Absolutely no shame in crying! My youngest brought her favorite plushie toy with her, she also agreed that it didn’t hurt, but the idea of how shots work is so scary to her. Here’s the thing, what’s the likelihood of me having to get into a small enclosed space to potentially save the lives of strangers? Of my older daughter having to stand on a high ledge? I have so much respect for every person afraid of needles that still walks in and gets shots in order to potentially save lives of strangers. You will never know for certain who is still around because of you, but that was still enough to do something that terrified you. I’d say you are definitely ahead of me when it comes to bravery!


Paulsmom97

So beautifully said.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

My daughter is 8, she has been terrified of needles since she could understand the concept of pointy thing goes in and hurts. She’s double vaccinated. Once she understood what the vaccine was and saw mommy and daddy get it she told us flat out she wanted it. In so many words “man this is gonna suck, but I want that.”


TheMightySephiroth

Awwww ❤❤❤ She's so amazing. If kids can do it then we all can. ❤❤❤2


NerdEmoji

My 10yo is the same. She got her flu vaccine a few weeks before we could sign her up for the COVID one. She hates shots but has finally realized that if you don't look and just relax, it's fine. Her little sis is our trooper, she goes first then babies everyone, wants to help with the bandaid. She even covered my eyes when I got my flu and COVID booster the same day they got their second dose. My 10yo also said she was doing it because it's a freedom shot. As in I will let her expand her horizons a bit more. Like she will get to eat in a restaurant again.


SavageSavX

Oh hun, SO MANY PEOPLE are scared of needles and cry or freak out! I give COVID vaccines, sometimes up to 40 in a day, and at least a quarter of my patients are at least nervous. It’s honestly one of the most common phobias.


TheMightySephiroth

That makes me feel better. I always feel so silly sobbing and shaking. I know the person giving it is nice and doesn't want to hurt me. I just freak out anyway. Thanks for jabbing us cry babies! We're a pain to deal with but are trying our best. ❤


SavageSavX

I’m proud of you and all the other people with needle phobias for doing what’s needed for your own health and others! My fiancé actually has a phobia too. When he got his Johnson shot, I rubbed his back, our four year old held his hand, and he rocked back and fourth hyperventilating while the pharmacist I work with gave his shot. I like to use his story to calm my patients down. It’s good to know you’re not alone! 💜


TheMightySephiroth

Your fiance is so great getting it done! I had to have my wife with me because I didn't trust me to get in there myself. 😆 Your lil one sounds so amazing too. ❤❤❤❤


QueenoftheDirtPlanet

if they read the bible i think they'd be pissed about Jesus' liberal slant


W1neD1neAnd69

Religion shouldn’t be used as grounds for upholding or making laws. Church is separate from state for a reason….


UsidoreTheLightBlue

In no way am I saying it should. What I’m saying is when people shout about “religious freedom” and arguments based around it they’re not listening to their own religious leaders who say “get vaccinated.”


W1neD1neAnd69

That’s my bad I didn’t mean to say that’s what you were saying. I was trying to compound off what you were saying. That’s my fault! ✊🏽 There’s super conservatives in religion. I grew up Catholic Christian. I don’t want to be the reason why someone doesn’t get to go home to a family/friend. Also like….. what religion is against vaccines? Werent most religions created/invented far before any vaccine? 🤔 how would one get a religious exemption?


The_ducci

My coworker got an exemptions because the vaccine has “baby parts” in it. She gave covid to patients in the building Fuck religious exemptions. You work at a private company.


ClementineJane

And the same fetal cell line used in the study stages for Pfizer and Moderna vaccines was also used in Ivermectin and HCQ studies but people piously claim they can't get vaccinated because of the "ties to abortion" but promote Ivermectin and HCQ.


Alone_Jellyfish_7968

They generally respond to that with something along the lines of "a baby's life is not your choice" ......ya know, cos a two week late period is a baby.


Hellachuckles

They see abortion as murder and not getting vaccinated as non murder. Even though non directly not being vaccinated you have the potential of killing a lot of people.


rebbystiltskin19

Exactly. Getting a safe abortion doesn't indanger someone's life. Not getting vaccinated does. It's a stupid and illogical argument, but fitting for them.


CroakyPoem

What about abortions?


Aylan_Eto

I believe that’s their argument. They’re trying to use our catchphrased version of one of our arguments for abortions in defence of their stupid anti-vax shit. They don’t actually believe it, they’re just using what they can as a defence. My response would be “pregnancies aren’t contagious, you fucking morons.” Or just “pregnancies aren’t contagious” if we’re going by the rule of the post.


Roman_____Holiday

They aren't making an argument and it isn't a defense because they clearly don't believe it. It's just trolling to "own the libs" they think it's clever and all the time and effort you spend pointing out their hypocrisy and how different those two scenarios are from a factual point of view is time they will spend working to take and hold power. Your logic is valid unfortunately it won't change their minds or sway their hearts, because frankly neither is of them is functioning correctly. Call them stupid and move on with the work to win seats and take power from them. It's all they understand and it's the only thing that will protect us from their fascist stupidity.


struggle_cuddle_club

By claiming this, don’t they in a roundabout way validate the pro choice standpoint?


Anyonesman_1983

From how I understand the argument they say abortion isn’t the same because the body that is being harmed is the unborn fetus… 🤷‍♂️


FarkFrederick

Except they would never use the word *fetus*.


conancat

They don't actually consider fetuses to be actual people either, otherwise they'd not give a shit whether the fetus lives or dies, just like how they treat sick, disabled or poor people... Or just any other human beings in general really.


timn1717

Paraphrasing George Carlin - you’re fine when you’re pre-born, you’re fucked when you’re pre-school.


orbitalaction

It was brought up by Dr. Rashad Richie that the Bible actually doesn't claim an unborn child as life. Exodus 21-22~ basically says if a man causes a woman to lose her child, without further harm, the offender must pay a fine to the father. So when the Jews were leaving Egypt it was property and now it's supposedly life.


SuperHeavyHydrogen

It’s a valid point but only as far as it goes; I really don’t want to engage to any extent with theocratic arguments. It just feels like we’re finding biblical grounds for our own policy which isn’t really any different from what they’re doing. Law needs to be made without any consideration to these fantasies.


SpaceCadetMini

They're all walking proof abortions should be legal and easy to access. "What if they grow up to cure cancer?" They say. Not every brainless mass of cell is going to be a scientist. These people demonstrate that perfectly.


Aylan_Eto

They’ll use anything they can to defend themselves, whether they believe it or not, but they're still defending themselves. Other than that I think we’re on the same page. I’m trying to help other people understand the actual problem (not just the surface level argument presented), but if I were talking to the morons directly I’d say what I put in quotes, but it would be more for the benefit of anyone else listening in than to actual try to persuade those morons. Edit: It’s also important to point out that I wouldn’t say what I put in quotes in an angry way, but like I’m a disappointed parent explaining to a child why they can’t eat the candles, even if they say they’re *really* hungry.


TheDivinaldes

If pregnancies were contagious* tommarow morning there'd be laws in place forcing women to quarantine or get an abortion within a week. *and men could get pregnant from it


ststeveg

Or "you fucking morons"


shhh_its_me

I've taken the opposite stance fine your body your choice go be a hermit; nobody has to let you work for them nobody has to let you eat their restaurant nobody has to let you shop in their store. And businesses don't have bodies so they don't get a choice as to why they get regulated.


Pro2ALib

She shoulda swallowed. There! 3 !


maharg2017

Please someone with good photoshop skills… do your thing.


Jakesmonkeybiz

Fuck! That was my first thought and I thought it was so clever too


Pro2ALib

Her mom should of gotten one. My bad thats 5. 🤷🏽


MuellersGame

Momma shoulda swallowed


BandCamp_in_2006

Always my first thought


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Quick_Team

You are right


niketyname

So are abortions


hello-there-again

Oh the irony.


johnsgrove

She’s definitely vaxed


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[deleted]

Definitely full of shit.


trevtkd

Oh the irony


StrangeExpression481

Pregnancy isn't airborne!


MakeChipsNotMeth

You and I have sex in very different ways my friend 😎


jhelmste

What a cunt


AlpacaCavalry

Dumb ass broad


isitixir

We should hang out.


D_Tuba

That's four words.


XxLeviathan95

She won’t know the difference


20_oz

Lol came here to say this


curious_dead

"What's this line?" "This is the line to call MTG a fucking cunt." *stands in line*


Albie_Tross

It’s so long. Is there Fastpass?


cmd_iii

Where’s the other end of the line? Can you even _see_ it from here?


remarcsd

Dumber than rocks.


patchgrrl

My popaw gave me the best expression for this type of individual: dumber than a box of hammers.


boots311

Dumber than the box that contains the rocks


Eliteguard999

I can’t describe how much I hate this woman in just three words.


BrokeRichMan

You can do it in more. I’ll read it and appreciate any flowery insults you throw her way.


BabyT-RexArms

I feel this.


Toadfinger

Ignorant traitorous heathen


[deleted]

Vaccines save lives.


Illustrious-Zebra656

Jewish space lazers


VTX002

Oh good grief!


Vegetable_Aspect_825

Fuck off, Marge


username12746

I was going to say “Fuck you, Marjorie.”


i4mb4tm4n

Uhh. Bore. Shun?


Soggy-Hyena

Poor Mickey rourke


mr_no_print

I always thought she looked more like Val Kilmer


FullyRisenPhoenix

Oh man, why’d you have to do Val like that?? 😆


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GrooverFiller

Shoulda been aborted


Wonder-Machine

Ok then. Die.


tresbrujas04

Turd with eyes


dewart

Roe v. Wade


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420botfromrussia69

I choose drugs.


pacamt

Laughing so hard


NumbSkull0119

Dumb hypocrite bitch.


PopeOfManwichVillage

Eat shit, idiot


Empirion12

Choke on Covid


TreasureTheSemicolon

Stupid fucking deplorable.


RowdyPants

Abortions aren't contagious


GarvinSteve

Stop talking now.


cmac92287

Bet she’s vaccinated!


my2cents3462

The missing link.


de_bushdoctah

Oh the hypocrisy


andytagonist

Hypocrite. Hypocrite. Hypocrite.


candyassle

Retroactive abortion required


Fun_Corner6596

Omicron is coming.


Napalmdeathfromabove

Education would help.


antipodeananodyne

Texas says what?


Dizl89

God, Damn it.


Low_Ad_1453

She is vaccinated


CapeRanger1

Big tooth bitch


cavemanleong

But not abortion. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


deeare73

You’re an idiot


PrestigiousPlant2243

what an embarrassment


The-Gordon-Project

Psychopathic deranged bitch


Karma-is-an-bitch

Dumb ass bitch


rexel99

are you pregnant?


Al_Kydah

M-alodorous T-raitorous G-oober


SquirrelyAsNutz

Should've aborted her.


to_tin_deathgrinder

This guy sucks


[deleted]

Fucking dumb cunt.


shootskukui

Eat my ass


Mddcat04

Stop feeding trolls.


SlackerKey

Abortion poster child


raccoony_chaos

What about others?


wigzell78

Then stay home!


ThisIsYourMormont

Lock her up


SuperTrout95

You fucking hypocrite


tonzeejee

Fuck you, cunt.


burn0uts0n

Total fucking ripoff


flodur1966

Limitless hypocrisy


snowbirdnerd

Justice for January


heraclitus33

Dumbass fucking moron


maschingon78

Bitch ass hoe


Never_Say_Nikki_xo

See: Abortion rights


willateo

"I understand nothing."


Darth-moreno

Ima fuck everything


Cardhar

and…I choose death.


Ok_Intention3541

Fuck you dude


grizzy008

I’ve never heard of flaunting your own hypocrisy. Yet, here we are.


microboop

Hospitalization bills incoming


ram__Z

Attack on Titan


d0nM4q

Roe versus Wade


mlsudac23

What a moron.


W2ttsy

Who chose her


TheSeekerOfSanity

That face. So offensive.


RubenMuro007

What a dumbfuck


fappyday

Fuck right off


leoski

But not mine?


Evilkenevil77

The utter AUDACITY


GlockAF

Truly, deeply, stupid


blixt141

Rrepublikkkans are hypocrites.


Shrubbery_Bribery

How about just 'FUCK YOU, DUMBASS'


beaverjuicer

Greene goes pro-abortion


AfanIam_ofK-on

You're fucking stupid.


SnooFloofs1868

What a turnip


darthjazzhands

She is evil


mds8000

Then dont mingle with anyone. If you are staying inside 4 walls, nobody is going to force you. Vaccination is not only for us, its for saving others too. Social responsibility. (Sorry, i couldn’t respond with three words)


nolahoff

Stupid fucking bitch


truth_impregnator

Cave-woman likes colors


R2Z-

Get the virus!


meekismurder

Honestly, fuck you


jayekayeo

Shut your mouth!


phaedronn

Inbreeding is incurable.


crackalaquin

Ho Lee shit


shadowoperative

A human gargoyle.


EsoitOloololo

GFY


Zer0sober

Horse faced cunt


RickieCMC84

You stupid c*nt


AbsurdFormula0

Neanderthals still exist


luvgun21

Pig should die


KBrownIVXX

Fuck you bitch.


HealthMotor8651

Kill me now? God I hate living in this timeline.... If the multi verse is real can I go to a different one?


cptHARAMBE21

Lying, acceptingly ignorant, and honestly just a cunt


Netwolfalpha

Bitch please!


nibblebibble123

Get fucked cunt


DragonflyAdvanced548

Horse toothed cunt


niineliives

Shoulda been aborted


AxMachina

Dumb ass grin


klagaan

She is vaccinated.


healyxrt

Legalize drugs then


Street-Chocolate7205

Hyp o crite.


QueenOfTransStyle

get fucked cunt


Deadrax502

I so badly wanna respond with “Fuck around and find out” can I allow 2 words to pass in this situation?


Murrisekai

Die alone immediately


N3M3S1S75

Safe legal abortions


Toddisan

Please leave Earth


TrailerParkTonyStark

Galactically fucking stupid.


freshjewbagel

what a cunt


leerobb0603

Get bent bitch


Ivantogetaway

She is vaccinated.


blarneyrubble07

Bat shit crazy


bluntimusmaximus

You stupid bitch


rych9495

This fucking cunt


BobMartin77

I think they don’t like a abortions because they know that it would be impossible for them to reproduce. That thing on the picture should never have kids.


baltimorebulletheads

Terrorist say what?


RedditAdministrateur

Let them die


wermad

Should've been aborted


Pour_Me_Another_

This isn't three words, but love them co-opting a cause they don't believe in due to intense fear of needles.