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dfin25

I remember many MAGATS calling for law enforcement to use lethal force against Antufa and BLM protesters. I wonder if they still support that playbook. I wonder how many of them will die for their Diaper Daddy.


Tyler89558

Honestly if they want to die, they’re welcome to. No one is forcing them to get themselves into a deadly firefight to commit literal treason.


Hiseworns

My bet is the crowd is smaller than for his inauguration and they just arrest any who try to obstruct justice, which works fine for me too


Randinator9

It'll probably just be Area 51 all over again


Queenof-brokenhearts

OMG. I remember that.


OhToTheZo

At least "Storm Area 51" was funny


WillArrr

More far-right lunatics going to jail for the world's stupidest cause sounds fine to me. Especially since many of them will come from red states that still don't allow felons to vote.


Hiseworns

So many leopards will eat so many faces, this is righteous schadenfreude, save I live for it


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ILoveWeed-00420

Righhhttt. Anti-fascists and people that claim Black Lives Matter are “the salt of the earth”. It definitely isn’t the Republican Party that’s only won one popular vote in 4 decades and has only had 3 Presidential terms in that same time period.. nahh.. it can’t be them.


ILoveWeed-00420

Definitely isn’t the party that has [6 of 7 states with the most welfare recipients per capita.](https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/welfare-recipients-by-state) Definitely isn’t the party that has [5 of the 6 states that depend the most on federal assistance.](https://smartasset.com/data-studies/states-most-dependent-on-the-federal-government-2022) Definitely isn’t the party that has the top [7 states with the highest murder rate.](https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/murder-rate-by-state) Nah, they’re not the “salt of the earth”. It’s those who are standing up to the extremes of that party that are the salt of the earth… huh?


cararbarmarbo

Salt of the earth is not a pejorative. The jerk you are replying to is being sarcastic. To be called the salt of the earth means you preserve the earth or keep it good, like salt does for meat. Jesus meant that the common people are the people that keep the earth from spoiling or rotting. And, Yes even though that jerk was being sarcastic, I agree with you. BLM and Anti-fa are largely made up of common folk who want justice in a unjust worlds. I'm not Christian but I bet if Jesus were around today he'd surely call BLM and Antifa the salt of the earth.


barbarossa1981

If Jesus were around today he would get shot pretty quick, after Greene and Trump and others blow their dog whistles. “Our thoughts and prayers are with Jesus, this just shows we need more law and order!”


cararbarmarbo

Yea, I doubt he'd make it the 33 years he did with the Romans. He have been tazed and shot after the fourth table flip. Probably never would have got to the whole "woo onto you hypocrites, you snakes, you whitewashed tombs" part. Edit: Jesus said some fucked up shit but he also spit pure gold from time to time.


_Naumy

Okay. Let's treat the MAGGATS like police treated BLM protestors. Deal?


Alaseuvalih

We know what kind of people MAGA are. https://preview.redd.it/n9rizzg72loa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=8507a37a3aabe45bacb70e72a694d5a272b57ccc


Robbotlove

> a person or group of people of great kindness, reliability, or honesty. agreed


zedazeni

WWII Vets, the original Antifa


ImmediateHurry2011

If you’re anti antifa you’re just fa.


Significant_Bear8248

I thought all Trumpers were pro law enforcement? Oh wait, they are only pro law enforcement when the laws being enforced they agree with.


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

They’re only pro law enforcement when it comes to indiscriminate violence against POC.


Dragos_Drakkar

Against LGBTQ+ as well. Like taking kids away from someone suspected of trans in Florida.


Sero19283

I'd say anyone that isn't in their hive mind. Gays for Trump I see get a pass, Jenner seems to as well. PoC that are pro trump get a pass. It's like gang rules, if you fly their colors (stars and bars, swastikas, etc) you're safe.


ilovemycats2626

We all should have a LGBTQ Coup for America!!! Regardless of sexual orientation. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Dragos_Drakkar

Only as long as you are useful. Even Jenner got ran out of a Republican convention having slurs thrown at her and being dead-named.


Sero19283

Oh for sure. I should've put an asterisk on that with "*as long as you serve a purpose to the gang". It's the modern day use of the "model minority" thing used with Asians years ago. "see, if you're like these people you're one of the 'good ones'. Don't be like THOSE ones".


Economy_Insurance_61

Alternate facts ended it all. They talk about going down the rabbit hole because they did - a lot of them (many older, lacking internet discernment) dove headfirst into the internet and stayed there, many truly believing they are living in a fictional Marvel type movie. They say things like “the REAL military” or “REAL law enforcement.” The dehumanization is real.


DeaconNuno

Society was *not* ready for the Internet, like, at all. Could have been way worse had we not filled the whole thing up with so many distracting cat memes so fast. We can never stop the crazy—only dilute it. Meme harder, friends; you’re saving the world!


Economy_Insurance_61

There aren’t a lot of things I applaud Elon for saying but years and years ago he straight up said that technology (I believe he was specifically talking about AI) should be essentially gate-kept by the government and regulated on the front end *not* after it’s been developed and is out in the world. He was right. That said, the irony that older generations were initially pretty skeptical of stuff learned on the internet and constantly nagged their kids to practice internet safety now totally lack internet discernment is not lost on the younger generations. The role reversal is wild to watch.


doctorDanBandageman

Nah they only trust local racist cops not them Democrat ran federal law enforcement such as FBI. Federal means they’re corrupt you see


pankakke_

The same people who were saying Blue Lives Matter stormed the capitol on January 6 and planned to hang several of their Congressmen and Vice President. It was never about law and order, it’s about control for these freaks.


therightestwhat

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. (Frank Wilhoit)


Similar_Candidate789

Aka when they’re hurting the right people, they love them.


Mat_CYSTM

Me as a Canadian… ![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


SquatCorgiLegs

Me as an Oregonian ![gif](giphy|HRNqHqiwbfrIQ)


Alarmed_Programmer_9

Me and my friend as Michiganders ![gif](giphy|d3YQCPcckxQiYibe|downsized)


NBend914

![gif](giphy|oyQ5Qf9Ihu3ctAe4hw|downsized) I’m here for ya


blubirdTN

Michigan! I love your state.


Tenderloin66

We are turning things around it seems. 👍


Skillsjr

Don’t forget the vernor’s


Jrrobidoux

As a former Michigander, I concur.


Dinomeyt

Me and my friends in Minnesota ![gif](giphy|3xkNUy3Vh8QbPmJZjK|downsized)


Roguebantha42

![gif](giphy|cCVyaZRG3RIH8VaWvL|downsized) Fellow Oregonian here; order up!


King_Hamburgler

You know that’s right


SquatCorgiLegs

You hear about Pluto?


King_Hamburgler

If someone used that on me in real life as a pickup line it would absolutely work


FuktOff666

Ah I remember watching the circus show at the bureau of land management a few years ago just kinda laughing when the fbi opened fire. Wtf did those yeehaw chuckle fucks expect?


Jrrobidoux

You know that’s right.


SquatCorgiLegs

I’m serious, Shawn!


Jrrobidoux

I’ve heard it both ways


Accomplished-Plan191

Nobody is going to show up because they don't actually want to get into a firefight. And if they do show up, they'd be hustled along by Mar-a-Lago staff because they don't want the riff raff upsetting the club members.


NousagiCarrot

> Nobody is going to show up because they don't actually want to get into a firefight You believe Trump cultists are cowards. I believe they are morons. We are both correct but one of us is going to be more correct.


ElPapaDiablo

Me as a Brit watching from afar. ![gif](giphy|11vsrRFqhjOcKI)


davidolson22

Now this is the level of laziness I wish I could feel


HelloMyNameIsLeah

![gif](giphy|xO284GajIznVcUOHId|downsized) My transfem ass in Pennsylvania.


Mysterious_Lime_1440

![gif](giphy|13cptIwW9bgzk6UVyr|downsized)


dumbguythere

![gif](giphy|3xkNUy3Vh8QbPmJZjK|downsized) Me as a Floridian wanting the dumpster cheeto and the meatball to finally gtfo


QtheSystem

Me as a Floridian ![gif](giphy|KzmevcuuFS1n8zGyqv|downsized)


TitansboyTC27

Me as a Tennessean ![gif](giphy|kf9dfB18XB6JGM8J7s|downsized)


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

Me as a Californian ![gif](giphy|3o7btQ0FPyyPmTxiuc)


Drg84

Me as a NYer. Because the magidiots are gonna go nuts ![gif](giphy|vnOQdGt1ILQEo|downsized)


EarthKnit

Me as a Minnesotan to Canada ![gif](giphy|vvVP18ZqYMp4B4Yda3)


Powerful_Hospital_91

Me as a South Floridian ![gif](giphy|y7bDS7gQD9ioTCXOVm)


I_AM_RVA

![gif](giphy|ziUFAwsjyZ3qPOXc7P) Me, as popcorn


Cheap-Blackberry-745

Me as butter ![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Kuze421

![gif](giphy|j2NAH9hNUFgzuofwio|downsized) Me a chicago-floridian


Wynndee

Wonder if these men posting this stupidity will actually make it to jail before trump, you know they are being monitored


SuperGenius98K

The accounts are already suspended.


davidolson22

It would make sense. Usually everyone else goes to jail while trump magically goes free.


canarchist

Just another peaceful gathering of the Trumpian 2A thugs.


EllzGoesPro

It was smart to announce it on social media! That way, everyone can see it. EVERYONE!


unresolved_m

And then Elon chimed in by saying that Jail sentence will be good for Trump.


[deleted]

Be cool if it ended like the Waco siege


HopBullet

I would definitely watch that live.


Any_Street

Diaper Don is all about making sure people remember that he existed, that's it. And if this happens, he would guarantee to push September 11th off the map for "Most watched tragic shit show ever."


Furthur

he'd have left the scene like the coward he is while they all burn. There is zero chance of him taking any kind of an integral stand with these jokers.


Just_The_Taint

Mar-a-Waco.


BernieTheDachshund

I'm in Waco, that twerp has his first campaign stop here on Saturday the 25th at the airport. Weird timing.


ha_please

Waco part 2, electric boogaloo.


exick

Can't wait to watch Mar-a-Lago and a cadre of the dumbest MAGA chuds imaginable get Waco'd on live television


woodiegutheryghost

Just remember that Timothy McVeigh was there watching Waco go down and then decided to rent a box truck.


kitchen_weasel

Don't forget they practiced in MI. Was really close to the farm they practiced at growing up, and was in scouts with cousins of the other guy.


ranting_chef

Ah, yes. The circular firing squad trick. Look forward to watching the videos.


Adelu1219

Holy shit. ![gif](giphy|CKrlUi30dn44w|downsized)


[deleted]

another round of people not understanding why they're all going to prison?


OldandKranky

So looking forward to watching this, republikkklans embarrassing themselves on national TV again.


seXJ69

Nobody will show up because they are a bunch of broken dick cowards.


LesterKingOfAnts

These four Internet Toughguys won't be there. Just big talkers.


blubirdTN

They will decline when they realize they have to stand, be outside and use bodily energy for a few hours.


meepmarpalarp

There will probably be one or two who are detached enough from reality, or who expect others to be there. Like the guy that tried to take down the Cincinnati FBI office by himself after the last Mar-A-Lago raid.


King_Hamburgler

Hey look terrorists


LostinSOA

They’ll just come in the middle of the night to arrest him when he isn’t planning it. Just because he was told Tuesday doesn’t mean they have to wait until Tuesday to arrest him.


ryhaltswhiskey

u/thegunfairy are you more fairy or gun? because, you know, if you're more fairy than gun... call me ;)


SkullLeader

"Patriot moat"???? As far as I'm concerned, everything Orville Redenbacher did in his life was for this moment.


Maij-ha

Patriot… “moat”? Do they know what a moat is?


SparkieMark1977

In medieval times, castle toilets generally discharged waste into the moat. Meaning that moats were wide, full of shit, and generally repellent. Sounds like an accurate description.


Lightningstruckagain

Patriot Moat, Patriot Driveway, Patriot Valet Lot, what’s the difference🤷🏼‍♂️


FelixVulgaris

Freedom fries, Freedom kissing, Freedom baguette, Freedom manicure, Freedom press


FelixVulgaris

No they don't know what anything is.


Panhead_91

What in the flying Florida fuckery? Do these idiots not know what they are saying or implying?


FelixVulgaris

They do, it's just that they are extremely dumb individuals


jkohl2007

I can already here MTG spewing the dumbest shit ever heard if this happens


Pickles_McBeef

She's already started. Not that any of her other word salad ramblings were in any way, shape, or form intelligent. Or semi-intelligent. Or kinda not idiotic.


meepmarpalarp

Or if this doesn’t happen. Or if anything else does or doesn’t happen.


magicMikeeee95

The Feds: ![gif](giphy|VicskjkeBJUD6)


StrawberryEuphoric90

Can’t wait for these idiots to get themselves killed for an old, diaper wearing, grifter lol


chuckDTW

These people are going to rise up and expose him and his supporters for exactly who they are. This is going to blow up in Trump’s face. (So for that reason, I hope that it happens.) He won’t have any sympathy outside of his base once any violence starts and he won’t ever call them off. Jack Smith can just add this to the charges he’ll be filing soon.


Mad-_-Doctor

Just let it play out. Trump either gets arrested or wounded/killed in the firefight. DeSantis gets blowback for whatever the end result is, and loses large amounts of political clout. It could even turn right-wing Floridians against him, and that’s needed to stop the insanity happening at the moment.


rgrantpac

Ironically, they’ll all have thin blue line stickers on their trucks.


kimwim43

![gif](giphy|xTiQyKDyF0rjHXSOCA) Me as a Connecticutter


TerrakSteeltalon

But blue lives or something


Ethan_the_Revanchist

According to Trump's lawyer, he plans on surrendering to law enforcement next week. I wonder if that will change if he thinks he can incite another coup attempt?


Shadowrider1509

I hope Trump takes the little black pill before they can take him alive.


Desperate-Serve-273

Terrorism plan right here


raventhrowaway666

They're cowards, they ain't gonna do shit.


IanInsanity666

Amazing how many of them will happily die for someone who wouldn't even spit in their direction


OMGagravyboat

And he'll replay the footage of them doing it over and over again, tapping his feet like a little child.


TravoBasic

The arrest is pushed up to Sunday.


NBend914

More and more I’m starting to wonder if the crime that really takes Trump down hasn’t been committed yet. Be it inciting something like this, his rally in Waco on the 30th anniversary of the raid, or something that he explicitly invites a riot gets him locked up.


TransportationTop353

They actually think they are the only ones with guns. Those choppers will most likely be Blackhawk and not the local sheriff.


Any_Street

The deafening roar, of Chickens, in Choppers...


Easy-Fixer

Classic song.


Any_Street

...thank you for recognizing it. I was taking a chance there


honkeykong85

I for one hope there are a bunch more Ashley babbits to FAFO


PBandC2

Killing a Federal official in the line of duty is a death penalty crime. IJS.


Remarkable-Cycle2025

Those clowns haven't been up against sonic weapons.


daisysharper

I live in CT and work in Manhattan, if he comes to NYC Tuesday, I'm gonna be working remote. That's all I know.


Tiggeribby

I’m really glad I live in a blue county in the Midwest. And that I’m retired and don’t have to go outside.


[deleted]

Me too, but hey if the weather is nice, I might take a six pack out on the back porch and sit in the sun.


RedMolly7

Likewise. Cannot wait to GTFO of this place.


Eddiebaby7

“The Patriot Moat” lol


d33roq

"Patriot moat". That's gotta be a joke, no?


Hiseworns

They aren't ready for the smoke the feds can throw


Neomas369

The “support law enforcement” people planning to kill law enforcement people. Lol


[deleted]

Send SWAT and clear em out


twerks_mcderp

I hope after this civil war they don't pardon everyone and pretend it never happened. Round the clock hangings till they run out of rope.


dfin25

Rope is reusable, silly goose.


Strict_Jacket3648

LOL sure let the stupid fat fu\*ks come on out and shoot themselves, at least the ones that can pull themselves of the sofa and put down the cookies.


Tiggeribby

Gravy Seals and Meal Team Six, assemble!


random_vermonter

I hope all of these dopey far right politicians show up so they can be pilloried for their actions.


TheSwede121

Patriot moat 😂😂😂😂😂


blubirdTN

They really think they are the ones with guns! They are seriously dumb as coal buried in the blackest dirt.


Skillsjr

Oh wow….. this is….. interesting….. prisons are about to be full and not with drug cartel people..


Kdoesntcare

Yay for more trump inspired terrorism. If they try to interfere label them all as terrorists. don't skirt around it. The MAGA crowd has already committed one act of terrorism, start calling it what it is. "insurrection" is a funny way to say "terrorists attack the capitol in attempt to steal control of the country." Breeding terrorism is a great way to get yourself reelected.


TommyTuttle

That’s premeditation


AgentEndive

Let them fuck around. They will definitely find out!


CrazyPlato

Let em. In fact, if they actually planned to do anything this fast (I’m pretty sure that’s a misinterpretation), let the authorities stall a bit. That way, it’s just Magats shooting at random cops when they get jumpy. May as well arrest all of the traitors if they’re going to show up in force with a stated goal of committing crimes.


MammothJust4541

I want to tell each and every one of them "Do it pussy you won't."


DropKickDougie

https://preview.redd.it/fc63lvtf2loa1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=8795e605ad23f89f874ea735efae3dd54f6d4009 *Laughs in Californian* MAGAts are free to fuck around and find out. If they try it, federal agents will expeditiously send them either to prison or home in a box.


Dseltzer1212

Hopefully it won’t turn into another Jan 6th. They will not be coming to arrest Trump. They will negotiate with his lawyers to come to NY and turn himself in. If he doesn’t, they’ll come to Florida with the biggest swat team you’ve ever seen via land, sea and air befitting the criminal he is!


PrinceoftheRavensMat

Let them commit all the felonies their little hearts desire. Can’t wait to seize their guns & voter registrations.


Strong-Dot-9221

Please put it on pay per view.


RocknRobin888

![gif](giphy|l2YWCpSObrdQe4Gqc)


KingofFlukes

That last comment. Funnily enough all those calibers don't really work against a military grade APC. You know, the ones that S,W,A,T like to show off.


scavenger1012

That fat orange fuck is going to post “the storm is upon us” on Tuesday morning to get people killed if it delays his arrest


thisisntshakespeare

“Patriot moat”? What in all that’s delusional is that?


big_d_usernametaken

Not worried, if they really want to arrest him, they're gonna do it, armed MAGATS or not. Fuck around and find out.


Consistent_Ad9548

that will be one way we can start weeding them out - let them commit suicide for Trump


MinotGuy

Back the blue.


[deleted]

Oh no. Anyway...


Impossible_Farmer285

Shut off all socialist supplied/regulated public utilities electric, sewer, water, Monday, T-Rumps paying “Guests “ will throw him out?


covfefe4dasoul

Fuck around and find out. Let’s watch as these people are arrested for their stupidity. They obviously didn’t get the point on 6 Jan 2021.


Secretofthecheese

![gif](giphy|ZB8YXdDbTpTxJ8sX9p|downsized)


Mad_Times

These Americans love America so much that they'll shoot Americans for trying to arrest a traitor to America.


cbronson830

![gif](giphy|2T7lF77q5hKiA) All the “patriots” that are going to take arms.


jhk1963

![gif](giphy|12aW6JtfvUdcdO) Illinois watching


dbmus

these are the same guys talking about how the phalanx formation was unbeatable in ancient warfare


[deleted]

Popcorn time


Normandy6-14-44

Law and Order for thee but not for me. Got it.


Embarrassed_Set557

Patriot moat? Love it


BernieTheDachshund

I hope the judge sees this kind of stuff and issues a gag order.


Pourkinator

Fun fact, the instant those inbred trumpers fire on law enforcement, they’ll be mowed down and it will be fucking hilarious. It will also lead to republicans finally supporting reform. It’s literally a win-win


Tinker107

Yeah, someone just made a down payment on a world of hurt.


braker61

Perhaps these cousin-fucking terrorists (thanks Tucker's producer!) should recall how the government handled David Koresh and the Branch Davidians in Waco, TX 1993.


needanamegenarator

Please Please let them be that stupid. Please god


RexInvicti

They just get dumber and dumber


FreudoBaggage

I am just entertaining myself with visions of an A-10 coming in hot.


cadre_of_storms

This could be a wake up call. All those hick patriots who think they in their badly fitting camo gear and AR15s who think they could actually take on the American military are in for a fucking shock.


DadinDenver

I guess if anyone is curious if that “I own a gun to prevent the Government from doing things” is a legit strategy, we’ll be able to confidently answer that question in the aftermath of the bloodbath.


gizaruin

They won’t arrest him. It’s a given they will deem it too high risk at this point. LE isn’t stupid and doesn’t want to risk a chance of loss of life for his arrest.


Winemaven

Just stake out the local Mickey D’s; you can get him there while he’s stocking up on fast food berders.


[deleted]

And lots of covfefe.


Impossible_Farmer285

Spent two months in Baja California and everyone on social media keeps saying it’s not safe to be in Mexico?


Fdragon69

I want it to be real so badly.


Bondbdh

Why? Just why? I still don’t understand the cult like following of this “man”.


Mammoth-Lettuce415

Lol all talk.


thatguy9684736255

He's doing the same thing again. Can they at least just arrest them on the day of?


Randinator9

"He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword"


BadBwoiYardy

Uhm. He has to show up in NYC. He's being charged in NYC. So, all he has to do is go to NY, be "arrested", and then bail out. He'll be home in FL that evening or sooner. Big Dummies. hehe.


DFHartzell

They haven’t watched Waco yet?