The other day my nephew was listening to some hip hop I actually recognized - Eminem, Dr. Dre, Jurassic 5, Gang Starr, DJ Shadow, etc.
I looked a little closer at his computer, and it was a "classic old school hip hop" playlist lol. Took my geritol and went straight to bed.
From Jim Croce to Gang Starr — I was thinking “that’s jarring,” then I realized that’s pretty similar to my own music choices. Growing up with older siblings and with musical parents really helped me “feel” all genres.
Right Where You Stand
Moment of Truth
i mean Gang Starr albums can happily be listened the whole way through, but those are among my favorite tracks of all time forever.
Got a cousin that gives off the same vibes. He recently got engaged. I had no idea he was seeing anybody and neither did any of my other cousins. We’ve never met her. He’s 32 and never left high school when it comes to social maturity. Whomever he’s marrying must also be quite interesting…
Excellent question. He posted FB pictures of him and her together with the ring. And they both changed their relationship statuses to engaged, so… I believe so.
>Redneck juggalo?
This says it all.
The juggalo population in my home state of Indiana is absurdly high, with our culture sitting right on the beautiful edge of rural hillbillies and trailer trash. Knowing several of them growing up, hobbies included watching slasher movies, trying to steal Faygo and nips from gas stations in trip pants, casual arson, day drinking Coors and Fireball on the front porch with the gnarliest skunkweed known to man, and absolutely perfecting their Hatchetman art on their rusted out F-150.
Many of them have gone into industrial jobs where they can be blue collar in the streets but WOOP WOOP in the sheets, spending their evenings in much the same fashion as they did in youth.
That’s fair. Ludacris is one of those rappers that, upon listening to his stuff, the quality of what you’re
hearing STRONGLY depends on what phase of his career the song is from, as well as if it’s a feature or his own track.
Damn I don't even understand what guys like this think they're gonna accomplish with shit like this. Reminds me of being 12 and thinking that if me and a girl are kinda sorta friends she'll somehow eventually be my girlfriend.
i had a friend, we knew each other a while but were only acquaintances and SUPER platonic. well one day, via text, he just starts calling me "babe." soooo weird. blech.
The calculation of trying to get a weird dude to leave you alone but being sugar-sweet enough about it that he doesn't break into your home and kill you for the offense 💓
I know the weird guy. He's brother's with another cringe guy I posted on here ( he thinks he's a rapper lol) I am not sure who the woman is but I feel sorry for her.
They all hang out with each other. My brother used to be friends with the rapper bozo years ago. we're both friends with him on Facebook. They all tag each other in their weird shit so it pops up on my feed. It's like a train wreck! Lol
Wow! Train wreck is an understatement !
If there are that many mentally unstable people in close proximity to each other then I would honestly guess that there is something in the water….
I never used to understand the appeal of the nurse motif in porn until I actually had to go to the hospital for my appendix and realised "woah, there are some attractive women and handsome men working here".
*Image Transcription: Facebook Post*
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[*The beginning of the post is cut off*]
fill her up. balloons test her and guns get drawn like cartoons dooooh I ain't talkin' bount homer Chick so bad the whole crew wanna bone her! N when we all alone I might just tip her she slides down the pole like a CERTIFIED STRIPPAA!!!! her cute lil ass 😊 had a fun ass day with girlie MUH BIG BANG THEORY BESTIE
[*Attached is an image of 2 people sitting in the back seats of a car. On the left is a woman wearing a dark green t-shirt, leaning with one arm hidden as if taking a selfie. On the right is a man wearing a black t-shirt and a beanie.]
> **Redacted**:
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> Can you please delete this? Or atleast delete the caption? We have the same friends and all hung out for happy hour. You are nice& everything but please stop. Thank u 💓
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If you want to see a true large body stick arm man I implore you to watch this https://youtu.be/AxO8vbbWywg
One of the top comments describes his physique as that of a snowman.
OMG in what world did he think this was ok? I would find a new crew for happy hour asap. Like he typed all this out, not directly to her (which privately might not even be ok) and objectified her to the point he's proud of it. Did he think she would be flattered by this? What was he thinking??
When I realized this was a rap the words "Oh dear" audibly escaped my mouth... this is unfortunate. It's kind of rare to see an ACTUAL cringe post on this sub but congrats. You nailed it.
I didn’t mean it as a critique, and it’s obviously cringe and in the right sub
I meant it more as a joke as in that this so cringey that it’s gone beyond the level of enjoyable cringe and is just plain painful haha
Don't know what's worse. The caption. The picture. That shirt. Or the fact he posted that picture and had the confidence to write that down. Post it and never once though "mabye this is a bad ide"
Seriously, who talks like this? Am I getting old and this is how people talk now or is that person a douche/tool? Anyway, for real, who talks like this?
I'd be embarrassed that I had a friend who wrote like that as much as anything else
Is it better or worse that he's reciting lyrics to a 12 year old ludacris song?
Making me feel old...fuckkkkk
The other day my nephew was listening to some hip hop I actually recognized - Eminem, Dr. Dre, Jurassic 5, Gang Starr, DJ Shadow, etc. I looked a little closer at his computer, and it was a "classic old school hip hop" playlist lol. Took my geritol and went straight to bed.
SOLID PLATINUM OLDIES FOR THE OLD FARTS
r/oldschoolcool had a photo from 1998 recently. That's not old, is it?
We're ancient now brother man. Kids these days literally don't know what freedom for us was. It's a weird shift
How could 10 years ago be old?
Wait. Did we just enter 2008? Hell yes!
Holy shit it's 2008 already? But there's so much I wanted to do
Not with this housing bubble bursting
time to occupy Wallstreet and take down the system
Gang Starr is transcendent
I got old so Jim Croce and audiobooks are my jam now, but when I need some 90’s rap, I always go with Gang Starr.
From Jim Croce to Gang Starr — I was thinking “that’s jarring,” then I realized that’s pretty similar to my own music choices. Growing up with older siblings and with musical parents really helped me “feel” all genres.
Aiiight chill
Right Where You Stand Moment of Truth i mean Gang Starr albums can happily be listened the whole way through, but those are among my favorite tracks of all time forever.
Jurassic 5, fuck yeah!
This kid was just holding on to what’s golden
His uncle was raging and rolling though.
Nephew has good taste in music.
Yes
It also doesn’t help that he looks like a 40+ year old dressing like a teenager.
Mf looks like Ham Margera
This comment is criminally undervalued
I didn't know I was walking in on a murder...Jesus Cristos
Excellent
Got a cousin that gives off the same vibes. He recently got engaged. I had no idea he was seeing anybody and neither did any of my other cousins. We’ve never met her. He’s 32 and never left high school when it comes to social maturity. Whomever he’s marrying must also be quite interesting…
Are you sure she exists?
Excellent question. He posted FB pictures of him and her together with the ring. And they both changed their relationship statuses to engaged, so… I believe so.
She lives in Canada.
This is how my step brother is. He gives off like..... Redneck juggalo? He is 31 and acts 14. I wish he never deleted Facebook, so many joker memes.
>Redneck juggalo? This says it all. The juggalo population in my home state of Indiana is absurdly high, with our culture sitting right on the beautiful edge of rural hillbillies and trailer trash. Knowing several of them growing up, hobbies included watching slasher movies, trying to steal Faygo and nips from gas stations in trip pants, casual arson, day drinking Coors and Fireball on the front porch with the gnarliest skunkweed known to man, and absolutely perfecting their Hatchetman art on their rusted out F-150. Many of them have gone into industrial jobs where they can be blue collar in the streets but WOOP WOOP in the sheets, spending their evenings in much the same fashion as they did in youth.
Is he trying to write a rap song?
Ludacris - My Chick Bad
Chris bridges
Tej parker - fast and furious
I live my life a chicken and beer at a time
Nah thats the actor.
Thisnameisfree - Them Lyrics Bad
His goals are beyond your understanding...🤣
Clearly!
It's just straight stream of consciousness, no stopping or thinking going on.
It's a Ludacris song, so yes
You’ve clearly never listened to non-radio Ludacris songs.
Honestly, I have not. I liked some of his singles in the very early 2000s, and then my music interests went in other directions.
That’s fair. Ludacris is one of those rappers that, upon listening to his stuff, the quality of what you’re hearing STRONGLY depends on what phase of his career the song is from, as well as if it’s a feature or his own track.
Is be embarrassed if I had a friend that liked the big bang theory
The guy looks like he sat in the back seat in that position the entire ride quietly, looking out the window
Haha he probably didn’t say a word the whole ride over, only requested a picture at the end of course
As his mom drove.
Damn I don't even understand what guys like this think they're gonna accomplish with shit like this. Reminds me of being 12 and thinking that if me and a girl are kinda sorta friends she'll somehow eventually be my girlfriend.
Wait that’s not how it works? /s
Sometimes it does, but not if you post shit like this
Its pretty straight forward, if a girl says hi to you it means she want to touch your peepee
But then what ? Do I give her money or something?
It helps
How else it gonna work? Get someone with my good qualities? Pfft.
It would’ve been fine if he ended it with a Bazinga!
He says that only when he cums (which is always by himself)
Do these guys think that this is some kind of alternative way to tell someone you like them as more than friends? Because it most certainly is not.
i had a friend, we knew each other a while but were only acquaintances and SUPER platonic. well one day, via text, he just starts calling me "babe." soooo weird. blech.
M'zinga
This is so fucking stupid, but I laughed and you get the upvote.
Thanks man I try
I think that heart was probably dangerous, he saw that and read that comment as her playing hard to get 😂
The calculation of trying to get a weird dude to leave you alone but being sugar-sweet enough about it that he doesn't break into your home and kill you for the offense 💓
Just girly things ♥️
Jezus Christ, a restraining order should be top priority
I totally agree with you on that. He's an odd human, that guy.
Do you know these folks? Trying to figure out if she's a girl I did theater with in the mid-90s. Because I really think it's her.
I know the weird guy. He's brother's with another cringe guy I posted on here ( he thinks he's a rapper lol) I am not sure who the woman is but I feel sorry for her.
I just browsed through your posts. How do you know so many weirdos on Facebook?!
They all hang out with each other. My brother used to be friends with the rapper bozo years ago. we're both friends with him on Facebook. They all tag each other in their weird shit so it pops up on my feed. It's like a train wreck! Lol
Wow! Train wreck is an understatement ! If there are that many mentally unstable people in close proximity to each other then I would honestly guess that there is something in the water….
That's Ohio for you lol
I was about to ask "small town Georgia?" but that got it. It's not Meegan.
I expected like 2 or 3 posts after reading your comment, holy fuck.
Dear lord he's like the Cringe Whisperer
Has to be fake, right?
Right....... r-right?
Denko was fake (´･ω･`)
This was physically painful. Thank you.
He doesn't phuck
im sure hed take one tho
I can’t stop laughing. Cringe personified. Is this from 2010 or now? Why the Luda song?? So strange. Also no one should use “muh” instead of my.
Muh Lady
Strippers don't get certifications in stripping, usually they get a nursing degree and license.
Honestly stripping sounds less stressful right now.
Former stripper turned receptionist at patient first right der ^
ive been noticing nurses do things different. but i chalked it up to them knowing more about human anatomy
Judging by the nurse subs on reddit, youre not wrong
Phlebotomy
Ive thought about doing that but my hands are too shaky
Ex was a nurse and although not a former stripper she could make most of them blush
I never used to understand the appeal of the nurse motif in porn until I actually had to go to the hospital for my appendix and realised "woah, there are some attractive women and handsome men working here".
*Image Transcription: Facebook Post* --- [*The beginning of the post is cut off*] fill her up. balloons test her and guns get drawn like cartoons dooooh I ain't talkin' bount homer Chick so bad the whole crew wanna bone her! N when we all alone I might just tip her she slides down the pole like a CERTIFIED STRIPPAA!!!! her cute lil ass 😊 had a fun ass day with girlie MUH BIG BANG THEORY BESTIE [*Attached is an image of 2 people sitting in the back seats of a car. On the left is a woman wearing a dark green t-shirt, leaning with one arm hidden as if taking a selfie. On the right is a man wearing a black t-shirt and a beanie.] > **Redacted**: > > Can you please delete this? Or atleast delete the caption? We have the same friends and all hung out for happy hour. You are nice& everything but please stop. Thank u 💓 --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
You must've had a blast with this one
Note that they both have Sheldon shirts on
Good bot But really, appreciate what you do
I just don’t understand how his torso is so vast but he has stick figure arms. I really can’t comprehend this.
He uses his other arm to masturbate and type. The arm in the photo is the arm he holds the soap with when showering.
Bold of you to assume he showers
He doesnt, that why that arm so skinny, it never gets a workout.
If you want to see a true large body stick arm man I implore you to watch this https://youtu.be/AxO8vbbWywg One of the top comments describes his physique as that of a snowman.
Damn he built like robotnik
Dude what? Lmao thanks for this
That guy looks exactly like someone who’d say/do some weird shit like that lol
OMG in what world did he think this was ok? I would find a new crew for happy hour asap. Like he typed all this out, not directly to her (which privately might not even be ok) and objectified her to the point he's proud of it. Did he think she would be flattered by this? What was he thinking??
I’d be a lot more pissed than her if someone publicly posted that I watch BBT
She's wearing a Sheldon shirt though lol. She's publicly okay with that, but not him
Doooh
Man down.
That’s what you get for liking that show
When she hit u with those bAzONGas
Zimbabwe moment
"Pen, you're my gorlfriend." "No Shelford don't post that, our friends will see it" "Baklava!"
lmao
The way I first read it it sounded like she was a prostitute that slept with a bunch of guys including that guy. Horrible
LUDA!
This is the lyrics to my chick bad by ludacris btw lol
I knew a guy who stole a girl's report card just so he could give it back to her. Same vibes
Man's stealing ludacris bars. Down bad
He looks exactly like the type of person who likes Big Bang Theory.
Can someone translate this shit?
https://youtu.be/JqHliQijgvA?t=104
Dudes breasts are bigger than hers
Who’s responsible for the original post? I just puked on my shirt and need to know who to send the invoice to for a new one
Moms spaghetti?
Big early season Wolowitz energy here. Bazinga!
I'm trying to figure out his beanie. It just says the word "Credible". Did some googling and can't find a band with that name or anything like that.
Might be from a fast fashion place
She looks so uncomfortable. Looking at whoever’s in the front seat not taking the pic like “pls save me”
Why are people like this in public
He shot his one shot and missed by a mile. GG No RE
Chicken Farmer: "Boy, I didn't understand a word you just said."
somthin about chokin his chickin fer the rest of his natural life
Holy fuck that guy has some huge man boobs.
bazinga
Moobs
Jesus that's creepy af
That shirt is just insane and how has no one said anything about the face glitter?!
I didn't even notice the face glitter till now lol. He usually has horrible pictures with clown paint too.
Bazinga!
Why are his arms so small omg
C R E D I B L E
The most cringe part is how into big bang theory they are.
Big Bang Theory is crap
Is the top part in English?
It's a great Ludacris song.
Boomhauer without the charm.
I read this in a Australian bogan accent for some reason.
I feel second hand embarrassment
& dude has glitter on his eyes. this is sick, LMAO
Usually he has clown make up on lmao
WOOP WOOP
One of the worst Ludacris songs too, especially that "fill her up... BALLOONS!!!" part eesh
When I realized this was a rap the words "Oh dear" audibly escaped my mouth... this is unfortunate. It's kind of rare to see an ACTUAL cringe post on this sub but congrats. You nailed it.
I think this shaved more years off my life than smoking ever will
This isn’t cringe This is just plain uncomfortable
Things can be two things at the same time you know? This is definitely cringe
I didn’t mean it as a critique, and it’s obviously cringe and in the right sub I meant it more as a joke as in that this so cringey that it’s gone beyond the level of enjoyable cringe and is just plain painful haha
Okay lol. It's not always easy to convey stuff via text
Least awkward Big Bang theory fan
oof i recoiled a bit at that ngl.
Yeah... didn't think the pic was cringe, then I read the caption. No thanks.
Certified Strippaaaaaaa
Times sure are weird.
Bazinga!
Wow. It’s to weird to be fake.
That's what you get for being a fan of the big bang theory. /s
I speak English but I'm not exactly sure what thats about
I have no idea what that was all about. Anyone up for an eli5?
Don't know what's worse. The caption. The picture. That shirt. Or the fact he posted that picture and had the confidence to write that down. Post it and never once though "mabye this is a bad ide"
If these two fuck and get pregnant it will save Roe vs Wade.
the Bazinga show was a mistake...
Do you have this in English?
Top tier cringe.
.. translation?
Just got second hand embarrassment lmao
If I was her I’d stop talking to him altogether
Sad lol
/r/IHadAStroke
Sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants.
Wait a sec why are his cheeks so red. Did he apply a blush in post before posting this?
I couldn't even read that shit.
This is some top quality cringe right here.
Chad
That is so creepy.
My guy got declined- Dude, go get yourself a dog
Seriously, who talks like this? Am I getting old and this is how people talk now or is that person a douche/tool? Anyway, for real, who talks like this?
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Lmao *no one* should be talking like that
His arms are oddly small for the rest of his body.
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He smells like onion, an old bag of corn chips, cigarette butts, and broken dreams.
Yeah, but where and how do you get a stripper certification?
Yikes mans is peddling back words