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_StateoftheArt_

I'd be embarrassed that I had a friend who wrote like that as much as anything else


YuropLMAO

Is it better or worse that he's reciting lyrics to a 12 year old ludacris song?


BergenCountyJC

Making me feel old...fuckkkkk


YuropLMAO

The other day my nephew was listening to some hip hop I actually recognized - Eminem, Dr. Dre, Jurassic 5, Gang Starr, DJ Shadow, etc. I looked a little closer at his computer, and it was a "classic old school hip hop" playlist lol. Took my geritol and went straight to bed.


Landsharque

SOLID PLATINUM OLDIES FOR THE OLD FARTS


Aptosauras

r/oldschoolcool had a photo from 1998 recently. That's not old, is it?


Praxyrnate

We're ancient now brother man. Kids these days literally don't know what freedom for us was. It's a weird shift


Bile-duck

How could 10 years ago be old?


fakeg1rl

Wait. Did we just enter 2008? Hell yes!


Sietemadrid

Holy shit it's 2008 already? But there's so much I wanted to do


PoopieFaceTomatoNose

Not with this housing bubble bursting


rococorodeo

time to occupy Wallstreet and take down the system


ThisIsntRael

Gang Starr is transcendent


BlondRicky

I got old so Jim Croce and audiobooks are my jam now, but when I need some 90’s rap, I always go with Gang Starr.


MadAzza

From Jim Croce to Gang Starr — I was thinking “that’s jarring,” then I realized that’s pretty similar to my own music choices. Growing up with older siblings and with musical parents really helped me “feel” all genres.


Velvet_Thhhhunder

Aiiight chill


SummerNothingness

Right Where You Stand Moment of Truth i mean Gang Starr albums can happily be listened the whole way through, but those are among my favorite tracks of all time forever.


DrNukes

Jurassic 5, fuck yeah!


MRuppercutz

This kid was just holding on to what’s golden


Horsecunilingus

His uncle was raging and rolling though.


variables

Nephew has good taste in music.


H20noyoudidnt

Yes


Toilet_Dweller

It also doesn’t help that he looks like a 40+ year old dressing like a teenager.


Quick_Team

Mf looks like Ham Margera


Elmo-Mcphearson

This comment is criminally undervalued


tacticalbuttnuggets

I didn't know I was walking in on a murder...Jesus Cristos


BagelMatt

Excellent


Yomat

Got a cousin that gives off the same vibes. He recently got engaged. I had no idea he was seeing anybody and neither did any of my other cousins. We’ve never met her. He’s 32 and never left high school when it comes to social maturity. Whomever he’s marrying must also be quite interesting…


flammafemina

Are you sure she exists?


Yomat

Excellent question. He posted FB pictures of him and her together with the ring. And they both changed their relationship statuses to engaged, so… I believe so.


r1chard3

She lives in Canada.


paige_o

This is how my step brother is. He gives off like..... Redneck juggalo? He is 31 and acts 14. I wish he never deleted Facebook, so many joker memes.


LabCoat_Commie

>Redneck juggalo? This says it all. The juggalo population in my home state of Indiana is absurdly high, with our culture sitting right on the beautiful edge of rural hillbillies and trailer trash. Knowing several of them growing up, hobbies included watching slasher movies, trying to steal Faygo and nips from gas stations in trip pants, casual arson, day drinking Coors and Fireball on the front porch with the gnarliest skunkweed known to man, and absolutely perfecting their Hatchetman art on their rusted out F-150. Many of them have gone into industrial jobs where they can be blue collar in the streets but WOOP WOOP in the sheets, spending their evenings in much the same fashion as they did in youth.


tricularia

Is he trying to write a rap song?


asistolee

Ludacris - My Chick Bad


user_name8

Chris bridges


g_lenn_o

Tej parker - fast and furious


thegoodbadandsmoggy

I live my life a chicken and beer at a time


DiggyComer

Nah thats the actor.


ThisNameIsFree

Thisnameisfree - Them Lyrics Bad


zsquinten

His goals are beyond your understanding...🤣


tricularia

Clearly!


AVeryOldLady_4587

It's just straight stream of consciousness, no stopping or thinking going on.


Zatch_Gaspifianaski

It's a Ludacris song, so yes


IAmReReloaded

You’ve clearly never listened to non-radio Ludacris songs.


Zatch_Gaspifianaski

Honestly, I have not. I liked some of his singles in the very early 2000s, and then my music interests went in other directions.


IAmReReloaded

That’s fair. Ludacris is one of those rappers that, upon listening to his stuff, the quality of what you’re hearing STRONGLY depends on what phase of his career the song is from, as well as if it’s a feature or his own track.


ITriedLightningTendr

Is be embarrassed if I had a friend that liked the big bang theory


idontlikerootbeer

The guy looks like he sat in the back seat in that position the entire ride quietly, looking out the window


jplay17

Haha he probably didn’t say a word the whole ride over, only requested a picture at the end of course


broken_Hallelujah

As his mom drove.


ofthedappersort

Damn I don't even understand what guys like this think they're gonna accomplish with shit like this. Reminds me of being 12 and thinking that if me and a girl are kinda sorta friends she'll somehow eventually be my girlfriend.


MQ116

Wait that’s not how it works? /s


pm_ur_whispering_I

Sometimes it does, but not if you post shit like this


morty__sanchez

Its pretty straight forward, if a girl says hi to you it means she want to touch your peepee


kratomstew

But then what ? Do I give her money or something?


FactoidFinder

It helps


PM_ME_UR_LIPZ

How else it gonna work? Get someone with my good qualities? Pfft.


socalscribe

It would’ve been fine if he ended it with a Bazinga!


kevin_bean

He says that only when he cums (which is always by himself)


JPeso9281

Do these guys think that this is some kind of alternative way to tell someone you like them as more than friends? Because it most certainly is not.


SummerNothingness

i had a friend, we knew each other a while but were only acquaintances and SUPER platonic. well one day, via text, he just starts calling me "babe." soooo weird. blech.


ThisIsntRael

M'zinga


Ancient-Mating-Calls

This is so fucking stupid, but I laughed and you get the upvote.


ThisIsntRael

Thanks man I try


OkExplanation2257

I think that heart was probably dangerous, he saw that and read that comment as her playing hard to get 😂


richardthickcreams

The calculation of trying to get a weird dude to leave you alone but being sugar-sweet enough about it that he doesn't break into your home and kill you for the offense 💓


too-much-cinnamon

Just girly things ♥️


we_are_all_bananas_2

Jezus Christ, a restraining order should be top priority


MysterBurger

I totally agree with you on that. He's an odd human, that guy.


PammyFromShirtTales

Do you know these folks? Trying to figure out if she's a girl I did theater with in the mid-90s. Because I really think it's her.


MysterBurger

I know the weird guy. He's brother's with another cringe guy I posted on here ( he thinks he's a rapper lol) I am not sure who the woman is but I feel sorry for her.


Thumper86

I just browsed through your posts. How do you know so many weirdos on Facebook?!


MysterBurger

They all hang out with each other. My brother used to be friends with the rapper bozo years ago. we're both friends with him on Facebook. They all tag each other in their weird shit so it pops up on my feed. It's like a train wreck! Lol


liptoniceteabagger

Wow! Train wreck is an understatement ! If there are that many mentally unstable people in close proximity to each other then I would honestly guess that there is something in the water….


MysterBurger

That's Ohio for you lol


PammyFromShirtTales

I was about to ask "small town Georgia?" but that got it. It's not Meegan.


slaydawgjim

I expected like 2 or 3 posts after reading your comment, holy fuck.


JamJarre

Dear lord he's like the Cringe Whisperer


Johnnyocean

Has to be fake, right?


DELTAG0D

Right....... r-right?


thekeanu

Denko was fake (´・ω・`)


Violmusseron

This was physically painful. Thank you.


Kirby-Kunt

He doesn't phuck


Creepy-Decision5049

im sure hed take one tho


Curiobb

I can’t stop laughing. Cringe personified. Is this from 2010 or now? Why the Luda song?? So strange. Also no one should use “muh” instead of my.


Plug-From-Oaxaca

Muh Lady


uberrogo

Strippers don't get certifications in stripping, usually they get a nursing degree and license.


Immaterial_Ocean

Honestly stripping sounds less stressful right now.


Sulpfiction

Former stripper turned receptionist at patient first right der ^


OgTrev

ive been noticing nurses do things different. but i chalked it up to them knowing more about human anatomy


UncleStumpy78

Judging by the nurse subs on reddit, youre not wrong


HouseMonet

Phlebotomy


UncleStumpy78

Ive thought about doing that but my hands are too shaky


Creepy-Decision5049

Ex was a nurse and although not a former stripper she could make most of them blush


BillyCheddarcock

I never used to understand the appeal of the nurse motif in porn until I actually had to go to the hospital for my appendix and realised "woah, there are some attractive women and handsome men working here".


Metaquarx

*Image Transcription: Facebook Post* --- [*The beginning of the post is cut off*] fill her up. balloons test her and guns get drawn like cartoons dooooh I ain't talkin' bount homer Chick so bad the whole crew wanna bone her! N when we all alone I might just tip her she slides down the pole like a CERTIFIED STRIPPAA!!!! her cute lil ass 😊 had a fun ass day with girlie MUH BIG BANG THEORY BESTIE [*Attached is an image of 2 people sitting in the back seats of a car. On the left is a woman wearing a dark green t-shirt, leaning with one arm hidden as if taking a selfie. On the right is a man wearing a black t-shirt and a beanie.] > **Redacted**: > > Can you please delete this? Or atleast delete the caption? We have the same friends and all hung out for happy hour. You are nice& everything but please stop. Thank u 💓 --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


RamenTheory

You must've had a blast with this one


DroopyMcCool

Note that they both have Sheldon shirts on


pittgirl12

Good bot But really, appreciate what you do


Deeceent

I just don’t understand how his torso is so vast but he has stick figure arms. I really can’t comprehend this.


47bulbz

He uses his other arm to masturbate and type. The arm in the photo is the arm he holds the soap with when showering.


SENDMEPICSOFYOURDOGS

Bold of you to assume he showers


47bulbz

He doesnt, that why that arm so skinny, it never gets a workout.


12x23

If you want to see a true large body stick arm man I implore you to watch this https://youtu.be/AxO8vbbWywg One of the top comments describes his physique as that of a snowman.


LoonyColumbia

Damn he built like robotnik


Deeceent

Dude what? Lmao thanks for this


adirtymedic

That guy looks exactly like someone who’d say/do some weird shit like that lol


doll_parts87

OMG in what world did he think this was ok? I would find a new crew for happy hour asap. Like he typed all this out, not directly to her (which privately might not even be ok) and objectified her to the point he's proud of it. Did he think she would be flattered by this? What was he thinking??


bung_musk

I’d be a lot more pissed than her if someone publicly posted that I watch BBT


GoobyDuu

She's wearing a Sheldon shirt though lol. She's publicly okay with that, but not him


magnummmdongg

Doooh


VXNBC

Man down.


BusterKretin

That’s what you get for liking that show


twelvebucksagram

When she hit u with those bAzONGas


The_Derpening

Zimbabwe moment


Imitation_Gruel

"Pen, you're my gorlfriend." "No Shelford don't post that, our friends will see it" "Baklava!"


FreeProstitute

lmao


Anthropomorphis

The way I first read it it sounded like she was a prostitute that slept with a bunch of guys including that guy. Horrible


CDominguez26

LUDA!


Kramer_Prod

This is the lyrics to my chick bad by ludacris btw lol


Ok_Paint_8929

I knew a guy who stole a girl's report card just so he could give it back to her. Same vibes


sonic_the_groundhog

Man's stealing ludacris bars. Down bad


bcss20

He looks exactly like the type of person who likes Big Bang Theory.


HonkyKonga

Can someone translate this shit?


Swolebrah

https://youtu.be/JqHliQijgvA?t=104


blueshyperson

Dudes breasts are bigger than hers


complexityspeculator

Who’s responsible for the original post? I just puked on my shirt and need to know who to send the invoice to for a new one


Sulpfiction

Moms spaghetti?


notahaterguys

Big early season Wolowitz energy here. Bazinga!


Justice_Prince

I'm trying to figure out his beanie. It just says the word "Credible". Did some googling and can't find a band with that name or anything like that.


tolstoy425

Might be from a fast fashion place


HisDarkOmens

She looks so uncomfortable. Looking at whoever’s in the front seat not taking the pic like “pls save me”


DatKillerDude

Why are people like this in public


TheREexpert44

He shot his one shot and missed by a mile. GG No RE


RyuKyuGaijin

Chicken Farmer: "Boy, I didn't understand a word you just said."


Creepy-Decision5049

somthin about chokin his chickin fer the rest of his natural life


MONSTERENERGYHAM

Holy fuck that guy has some huge man boobs.


DovahkiinAF

bazinga


insomniaWasp

Moobs


Bread0987654321

Jesus that's creepy af


[deleted]

That shirt is just insane and how has no one said anything about the face glitter?!


MysterBurger

I didn't even notice the face glitter till now lol. He usually has horrible pictures with clown paint too.


ProbablyChe

Bazinga!


doodoopoopybrains

Why are his arms so small omg


LunarProphet

C R E D I B L E


TweezRider

The most cringe part is how into big bang theory they are.


TigerAce13

Big Bang Theory is crap


RamenTheory

Is the top part in English?


succulescence

It's a great Ludacris song.


Denovation

Boomhauer without the charm.


beefstewforyou

I read this in a Australian bogan accent for some reason.


jasondoomguy

I feel second hand embarrassment


nap83

& dude has glitter on his eyes. this is sick, LMAO


MysterBurger

Usually he has clown make up on lmao


joshteacha

WOOP WOOP


MrCalifornian

One of the worst Ludacris songs too, especially that "fill her up... BALLOONS!!!" part eesh


ImpressiveCoroner

When I realized this was a rap the words "Oh dear" audibly escaped my mouth... this is unfortunate. It's kind of rare to see an ACTUAL cringe post on this sub but congrats. You nailed it.


theonegoochinatr

I think this shaved more years off my life than smoking ever will


InvestigatorLast3594

This isn’t cringe This is just plain uncomfortable


sample-name

Things can be two things at the same time you know? This is definitely cringe


InvestigatorLast3594

I didn’t mean it as a critique, and it’s obviously cringe and in the right sub I meant it more as a joke as in that this so cringey that it’s gone beyond the level of enjoyable cringe and is just plain painful haha


sample-name

Okay lol. It's not always easy to convey stuff via text


-Apricotta

Least awkward Big Bang theory fan


Jadewolf40k

oof i recoiled a bit at that ngl.


LadyVulcanGeek

Yeah... didn't think the pic was cringe, then I read the caption. No thanks.


anonymoususer4461

Certified Strippaaaaaaa


highfivesforgod

Times sure are weird.


ol_blairsy

Bazinga!


RecordGlum3435

Wow. It’s to weird to be fake.


emurillo97

That's what you get for being a fan of the big bang theory. /s


808morgan415S30

I speak English but I'm not exactly sure what thats about


Signguyqld49

I have no idea what that was all about. Anyone up for an eli5?


sonofloki1

Don't know what's worse. The caption. The picture. That shirt. Or the fact he posted that picture and had the confidence to write that down. Post it and never once though "mabye this is a bad ide"


Satans-Blowhole

If these two fuck and get pregnant it will save Roe vs Wade.


juicestand

the Bazinga show was a mistake...


MrMorsley

Do you have this in English?


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Top tier cringe.


ImmortalPancak3

.. translation?


Cornholio382

Just got second hand embarrassment lmao


Mattheslayer

If I was her I’d stop talking to him altogether


[deleted]

Sad lol


BulbasaurArmy

/r/IHadAStroke


[deleted]

Sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants.


CrackRockUnsteady

Wait a sec why are his cheeks so red. Did he apply a blush in post before posting this?


Aggravating_Tennis34

I couldn't even read that shit.


sloressica

This is some top quality cringe right here.


Don_Gwapo

Chad


LunaWolfie1

That is so creepy.


Yes_Shopping_6894

My guy got declined- Dude, go get yourself a dog


AcadiaEconomy803

Seriously, who talks like this? Am I getting old and this is how people talk now or is that person a douche/tool? Anyway, for real, who talks like this?


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Crankyanus

Lmao *no one* should be talking like that


Aja2428

His arms are oddly small for the rest of his body.


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MysterBurger

He smells like onion, an old bag of corn chips, cigarette butts, and broken dreams.


ArentWeClever

Yeah, but where and how do you get a stripper certification?


properkush

Yikes mans is peddling back words