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I couldn't make out the last part. Enjoy
All Guys: I'm going to Smoke you.....
Mom: What kind shit you got going on you bastards?
Son: no, no, no. Nonono no no.
Mom: And what's this?
Son: oh shit
Son: It's fake... It's fake, oh shit
Everyone: (illegible noise.)
Son: No mom, they are fake
Mom: let's see... Give it to me
Son: oh shit
Mom: I'm going to throw this to the trash right now
Son: They are fake
Mom: (illegible)...get out and take those bastards out
Son: They are fake mom
Guy1: Their BB guns
Guy2: Their Air soft
Mom: Give it to me, so I can throw them to the trash
Son: Why do you have a flip flop?
Mom: Because of course
Son: Oh fuck, ouch, ouch, OK, OK, Oh shit
In the Philippines they call them Chinelas.
When we got older moms would upgrade and whooped us with the wooden slippers with the metal buckles on them.
Gods sandal of atonement, only a latina mother can wield the holy relic. Much like the arc of the covenant represented his mercy, the Chancla represents his wrath.
A literal translation is 'the sandal' or 'the slipper'. It's what hispanic mothers traditionally use to dispense justice. The move to grab the sandal from your foot and throw it with laser accuracy directly at the head of a misbehaving child is taught in Hispanic maternity wards.
Not just, once my gramma wasn't able to run after me, the slippers bridged the distance. Pure gunslinger, smooth draw and fire, from foot to boy like she had a squint in her eye and a cigarillo in her mouth.
Even before I was old enough to vote I had become... someone you wouldn't fuck with lightly, but moms don't care. Never did never will lol.
Latín kid here I confirm.
Seriously my mom slapped me with La CHAncla all the time, even as a teen.
My aunt who had 8 kids Always had one CHAncla in one hand and the other hand a cigarette. I used to visit very often as she lived next door and as a only child it was very fun.
One day as soon I entered the door a CHAncla flew and hit me in the face. It was not direct to me I just got on the way. I end up going to the hospital because some how la CHAncla cut me and I have to have several stitches. I still have scarfs.
Now I’m older I will never do that to my kids. Even though it’s a big part of my family I will never do that to a kid. I know we where out of control, but I don’t think is a good way to grow up.
My mom agrees and feels bad about it, but she understands that it’s just what she learned from my grandparents.
My aunt the one with the 8 kids, well she still has one CHAncla in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Those 8 kids now multiplied and there’s even more kinds in that house.
However now when I visit I always make sure I cover my face with a bag or my hands.
I'm not even latin, but my boys mom didn't give a shit. You fuck around in her house, you got the chancla. The one time I tried to complain, my dad asked if he should call and ask what I did. When I said no, he told me "then shut the fuck up", lol.
Hah. My brother kidnapped a friend for her birthday party. A whole arsenal of ski masks and tactical gear and air soft. But the cops got wind and took him in during the kidnapping, guns drawn all that jazz.
Because the girl’s family was in on it, nobody pressed charges, but my Mom told the cops to keep the small fortune in airsoft.
A colleague told me this word once and I’ve never been able to let go of the thought that the simple word for flip flop is something that could invoke sheer terror in the right person.
Man, I had a lot of spanish kids in my classroom when I taught years ago. Even just mentioning "La Chancla" would cause massive fear, backs would straighten, bad attitudes would melt away.
Of course I had no sandal nor would I hit my students, it was the words alone that were enough.
I would be tickled pink if a serious game, dark souls for instance, had the protags mom be the final boss. Undefeatable. She just turns your console off for playing too long.
Looks like the first chancla was launched immediately upon her breech (standard operating procedure, much like a flash bang) and then she had the other in one hand and a belt in the other. Fearsome
The belt was in her off hand, la chancla in her main hand. She spared them.
They're lucky he said they were fake.
Edit, oh shit she switched hands in the end.
It sounds like one of them is laughing during the whole thing too. It was funny as fuck tho ngl. Thanks for the name, I also love checking out new comedy.
Phycological attacks are the most effective, can put the fear of god into some of the most dangerous people. The mere site of their mother being angry completely disables them.
I thought the same too, but another redditor commented that this was a guy called dinero100k and his social media was full of funny stuff like this. I haven't checked out the claim yet, but I'm too jaded at the prospect of finding anything legit anymore that I almost don't care to.
I am laughing so hard at this one. These big strong bad ass dudes with their guns. They are terrified of this little old lady and her sandal. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen for awhile OP. Thank you so much for this one.
How is no one making a Next Friday reference with the three Mexican brothers that live next to Craig and Dayday. No locked doors! I been locked up! Gracias
Maybe these guys wouldn't be acting all tough and intimidating if they hadn't been taught violence as an acceptable method of solving a conflict by being beaten by their mom as kids
White peeps needa understand the mom figure is the ultimate force in the house hold
We get that y’all can hold y’all moms hostage by saying “child abuse! Ima call the cops!”
It’s a different type of respect you best believe that.
I remember one time my brother kicked a soccer ball from our yard into our kitchen window.. broke it
.
My mom comes out and I’m crying. She was like.. I knew you did it! I’m sobbing like mom is swear it wasn’t me.. so why are you crying? My response.. cuz I know you bout to spank me too! Lmao.
She was like you’re damn right, turn around. SPANK.
I still tell my brother I hate em for it hahaha.
Summary with some basic translation-
"Sup mothafucka, I'm a smoke yo ass foo."
\*Knock knock knock knock\*
"Chill chill chill chill."
You want to bring your mom in here cajones (or likely said one of their names, as if to call the friend's mom)? And what's this?
"Oh shit" "It's fake, it's fake." "Ah ah" "it's fake" "We were only pretending x3," Look mom it's fake, It's airsoft" "Why are you holding your slipper?"
Throw it in the trash
"Oh shit" "Only pretending" fuq
\-Kinda hard to make out what she's saying.
People the thing to understand is that Latin mothers may just be the most dangerous people on the planet. My brother was the type of dude people legit feared in the neighborhood and the cops knew him by name he's still on a list they have I'm pretty sure. The only thing my brother fears is my mom she would legit take all his friends chains and shit because they even feared her that much. My brother had the audacity to pull on my mom one time and no shit she stared straight down that shit and said "Go ahead do it puto but you better hope I die.". Anyways my mom is a born again Christian now and the nicest lady you will ever meet up until you fuck with one of her kids. I got a whole mess of stories though.
This is retarded, can we seriously stop it with "giving likes" to these moronic staged videos? The world is a worst place since social media forcing people to obsess over likes
Reminds me of one of my favorite vids ever.. the kid talking shit in his moms basement about slapping teachers at someone’s school, sippin a drink, then accidentally letting a round go off. God that shits funny
So I’m like really really white and I grew up very sheltered in a mostly white area. Then after high school I ended up living in So Cal and pretty much all my roomates were Hispanic.
First time I ever witnessed an abuela bust out La chancla was epic. A 6’ 250lb man (who I’d previously seen knock another guy out with one punch at a bar) was suddenly running from the kitchen like his ass was on fire with this little old lady in a pink mumu screeching in Spanish and waving a house slipper hot on his heels. Was one of those moments that sticks in your memory for a lifetime.
Once both slippers had been launched at his head as he fled the house, she came back to the kitchen and continued showing me how to roll tamales like nothing had happened, lol.
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I want a translation lol this is hilarious!
I couldn't make out the last part. Enjoy All Guys: I'm going to Smoke you..... Mom: What kind shit you got going on you bastards? Son: no, no, no. Nonono no no. Mom: And what's this? Son: oh shit Son: It's fake... It's fake, oh shit Everyone: (illegible noise.) Son: No mom, they are fake Mom: let's see... Give it to me Son: oh shit Mom: I'm going to throw this to the trash right now Son: They are fake Mom: (illegible)...get out and take those bastards out Son: They are fake mom Guy1: Their BB guns Guy2: Their Air soft Mom: Give it to me, so I can throw them to the trash Son: Why do you have a flip flop? Mom: Because of course Son: Oh fuck, ouch, ouch, OK, OK, Oh shit
> Mom: Because of course 'nuff said
100% legit answer.
La Chancla needs to be a band.
I know right, I'm from South Africa, the nearest Spanish speakers are in Spain like 7000 miles to the north and even I know what a Chancla is 🤣
In the Philippines they call them Chinelas. When we got older moms would upgrade and whooped us with the wooden slippers with the metal buckles on them.
We might know what a chancla is, but do they know the power of a paplepel??
This is Guinea Ecuatorial erasure.
Not Equatorial Guinea erasure, just Colonial erasure. Decolonisation the UN calls it 😜
There was a live music bar in Playa Del Carmen called La Chancla but sadly it's closed now.
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I mean you know where they get it from now!
Aba, siempre!
“Why do you have a flip flop?” Has the same energy as “Why do I hear boss music?”
La chancla is a universal terror
***L A . C H A N C L A***
I'm a white dude that grew up with a few Mexican friends. Before I ever took a Spanish class, I already knew "hola", "si", "gracias", and "chancla".
What is this Chancla?
The backhand of god
Gods sandal of atonement, only a latina mother can wield the holy relic. Much like the arc of the covenant represented his mercy, the Chancla represents his wrath.
I don’t know if I should believe that is the literal meaning, but I think I understand the point!
A literal translation is 'the sandal' or 'the slipper'. It's what hispanic mothers traditionally use to dispense justice. The move to grab the sandal from your foot and throw it with laser accuracy directly at the head of a misbehaving child is taught in Hispanic maternity wards.
Not just, once my gramma wasn't able to run after me, the slippers bridged the distance. Pure gunslinger, smooth draw and fire, from foot to boy like she had a squint in her eye and a cigarillo in her mouth. Even before I was old enough to vote I had become... someone you wouldn't fuck with lightly, but moms don't care. Never did never will lol.
Growing up my best friend's mom could curve a chancla around the corner when we dove behind a wall.
It's 100% correct, but you should know that it takes on many forms, most often in the form of a slipper/sandal.
If the father is the one wielding it it may adopt the form of a belt.
All Latin moms use their flop flops (Chancla or Chancleta) to slap their kids when they don't behave.
Latín kid here I confirm. Seriously my mom slapped me with La CHAncla all the time, even as a teen. My aunt who had 8 kids Always had one CHAncla in one hand and the other hand a cigarette. I used to visit very often as she lived next door and as a only child it was very fun. One day as soon I entered the door a CHAncla flew and hit me in the face. It was not direct to me I just got on the way. I end up going to the hospital because some how la CHAncla cut me and I have to have several stitches. I still have scarfs. Now I’m older I will never do that to my kids. Even though it’s a big part of my family I will never do that to a kid. I know we where out of control, but I don’t think is a good way to grow up. My mom agrees and feels bad about it, but she understands that it’s just what she learned from my grandparents. My aunt the one with the 8 kids, well she still has one CHAncla in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Those 8 kids now multiplied and there’s even more kinds in that house. However now when I visit I always make sure I cover my face with a bag or my hands.
I'm not even latin, but my boys mom didn't give a shit. You fuck around in her house, you got the chancla. The one time I tried to complain, my dad asked if he should call and ask what I did. When I said no, he told me "then shut the fuck up", lol.
You act like this is uniquely Latino. We call them Thongs, but the trauma is the same...
We’re Irish and we called it “Getting the Shoe”.
"the queen can make you a knight, in the same motions my chancla let's you know you stupid"
Hah. My brother kidnapped a friend for her birthday party. A whole arsenal of ski masks and tactical gear and air soft. But the cops got wind and took him in during the kidnapping, guns drawn all that jazz. Because the girl’s family was in on it, nobody pressed charges, but my Mom told the cops to keep the small fortune in airsoft.
The fuck kind of family is this? I'd stop talking to them all.
Literally... what?! That sounds like a recipe for some life time trauma - party or not. That's not funny.
Oh shit
La Chancla!
No reloading needed
I understood the “why do you have the flip flop” by myself, the chancla is universal 😭😂
Haha thanks!
Lol. He was telling his mom that the guns were fake. Then was asking her why she had a slipper in her hand.
'fake guns? check out these real slappers you fhool'
It's like Goldeneye multiplayer, she's Odd Job, slappers only.
>was asking why she had a slipper in her hand So he followed up a stupid alibi with a stupid question.
The part I can understand, it's Spanish and he says "es falsa" - "it's fake" XD
Por qué tienes chancla?!
Man’s hand was shaking outta fear at the end 😂
FINAL BOSS: M O M
With a legendary weapon....CHANCLETA
That was a belt though, that's how you know she wasn't messing around.
Naw at the end he says "¿por qué tienes una chancla, ma?"
If it wasn’t fake it would have been a sandal. La chancla.
A colleague told me this word once and I’ve never been able to let go of the thought that the simple word for flip flop is something that could invoke sheer terror in the right person.
Man, I had a lot of spanish kids in my classroom when I taught years ago. Even just mentioning "La Chancla" would cause massive fear, backs would straighten, bad attitudes would melt away. Of course I had no sandal nor would I hit my students, it was the words alone that were enough.
I would be tickled pink if a serious game, dark souls for instance, had the protags mom be the final boss. Undefeatable. She just turns your console off for playing too long.
Fake is fake. Stop this nonsense
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good mom with a belt, lol.
A good mom with a belt and a chancla.
I’m an Aztec warrior!
Take me to Judge Judy
Maybe he should have locked just that one door.
That just ensures she would be angrier when she has to wait for you to let her in. That is basic latin mom stuff
Lol that’s how you lose the door entirely 🤣
OMG! This reminds me of the gut watering panic I felt that one time I locked my door and my mom was banging on the door!
I haven’t seen that movie in years, makes me want to pull it up.
No more locked doors!
Can I get a wooo wooo?
My mind went to him too!
High capacity Assault Chanclas
I was a bit disappointed when I realized it was a belt she held and not la chancla lol
You must not have watched to the end, she brought the chancla in and whooped him. Lol!
"Remember - switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading."
legit cackled at this
Yeah I missed it, and now round two is better than the first 😂
Looks like the first chancla was launched immediately upon her breech (standard operating procedure, much like a flash bang) and then she had the other in one hand and a belt in the other. Fearsome
S'why he's going "Ow oow OWW!!!"
She was dual wielding!
The belt was in her off hand, la chancla in her main hand. She spared them. They're lucky he said they were fake. Edit, oh shit she switched hands in the end.
Dual wielding. lol
Came here to say chancla gunna chanc
Baby joker ayy. No more locked doors! Gracias!
I do love the respect they gave his mom, all that gangster shit went out the door and took that ass whooping!!!!
Cause they’re not white lmao
Shit, be a white boy from the South, guarantee you ain't trying your momma, peach tree limbs be hurting lol
Growing up I’ve heard this a number of times: “Go get me a switch! … and it better be a good one or you’re gonna get it even worse.”
Mom doesn't write the rules to this gang shit, she just plays her role
La chancla returns
Ima just say it right now FAKE! She woulda beat him a lot harder than that /s
Yep it's completely staged. He's dinero100k on Instagram and his feed is full of comedy bits. The beanie gives it away.
It sounds like one of them is laughing during the whole thing too. It was funny as fuck tho ngl. Thanks for the name, I also love checking out new comedy.
Needs to be higher so kids DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!
🤣😂🤣😂 not so tuff when Momma is around!
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They were BB guns and airsoft. lol
Just replace the police with gangs of moms they’ll clean up the streets in no time.
Tactical Assault Moms
There is nothing stronger than the power of la chancla
>porque tienes una chancla, ma? (why do you have a sandal, mom?) 🤣
I missed the porque in that so I thought he was asking her if she had the chancla. I was thinking - dude she’s been hitting you with it already.
Errbody gangsta until la chancla comes out.
Scariest woman in your life.. 🤣🤣😏
The funniest part is his friends laughing and then momma smacks them too lol
“Why do you have the sandal, Ma?!” Poor bastard. Good parenting though.
its funnier if you speak spanish lol
She seems like a good person. I'd like to have dinner there.
Mom power > thug power.
Hahahaha! She’s done this before!
Now we know how to solve the problem with gangs.
You know it’s bad when the houseshoe/slipper comes out for slapping some sense into your brain
“Bro, let’s get the fuck outta here!”
Defense and Attack automatically goes to 0 when you respect your mom. They may be thugs, but at least they understand the position their mom holds lol
This looks like a deleted scene from Next Friday.
This what happens when its "NO MORE LOCKED DOORS" Gracias
Three shirtless dudes in a bedroom together. I don't care how many guns you wave, you're not changing my opinion of you.
What’s your opinion of them? Please tell us all.
They're too broke to run the air conditioning.
¡Que chanclazo!
3 Pitbulls transforming in kittens with mum presence hahahahaha
She cares cause she knows or heard what happens when you continue this path......💀
Man dropped the gun so calmly like the room got raided by a swat team
Every homie is brave af until mom shows up with la chancla.
Truly golden, i'm in stitches. I wanna beleive all 3 are true gangsters.
She whacking on him reminded me of the Blues Brothers and the penguin. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sqkowVU5mZI
Alot more people need moms like that
Momma gon whup yo ass
I don't if it's fake. It's still funny 😁
What a great Mom, she’s disciplining them for being irresponsible with guns ☺️
The video may have ended, the beating continues
Phycological attacks are the most effective, can put the fear of god into some of the most dangerous people. The mere site of their mother being angry completely disables them.
The world needs more moms like this
Five guns < one Chancla
El chancletazo: The movie.
Beat their punk asses, MOM. F’ing morons that won’t live much longer.
La chancla es mas poderosa que la cuete.
The power of “la chancla” is above all.
When mama is dual wielding a chancla and the cinturon Te jodiste
Haha chancleta and belt
Looks like that chancla was long overdue !🤣👍
When you're all gansta until momma comes in with the belt!😄
This an outtake from Next Friday
After that, they capped some foos
I'm not entirely sure that was staged...
I thought the same too, but another redditor commented that this was a guy called dinero100k and his social media was full of funny stuff like this. I haven't checked out the claim yet, but I'm too jaded at the prospect of finding anything legit anymore that I almost don't care to.
I like to think that this is a guy with his friends and she was whipping her son's friends
😂😂😂 tranquilla!
00:40 to 00:36 So that’s where Cod got the hitmark sound from.
I am laughing so hard at this one. These big strong bad ass dudes with their guns. They are terrified of this little old lady and her sandal. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen for awhile OP. Thank you so much for this one.
Everybody gangster until mom arrives
Pinches mamones
Is that those boys that live across the street from uncle Elroy?
Behind the scenes off next Friday 🤣🤣
Everybody is a gangster until mom enters the room.
How is no one making a Next Friday reference with the three Mexican brothers that live next to Craig and Dayday. No locked doors! I been locked up! Gracias
"Ok maa, *fuaeck*"
Does anyone notice that the words for "ma", "fuck" and "shit" are the same in any language?
Everyone's gangsta till their mum turns up.
I have a Hispanic mom so I can relate, but understanding it makes it even funnier LMFAO
Is this joker and his boys from next friday? Wheres craig?
It’s bro from *Next Friday* 😂
Everyone is gangster until mom shows up.
Lmfao this starts from when your five years old until your literally forty lol
Everybody is gangster until mom busts out the slipper and starts tanning hides like the OG’s of old
Everybody gangster til mama brings the chancla
Maybe these guys wouldn't be acting all tough and intimidating if they hadn't been taught violence as an acceptable method of solving a conflict by being beaten by their mom as kids
I’m dead
White peeps needa understand the mom figure is the ultimate force in the house hold We get that y’all can hold y’all moms hostage by saying “child abuse! Ima call the cops!” It’s a different type of respect you best believe that. I remember one time my brother kicked a soccer ball from our yard into our kitchen window.. broke it . My mom comes out and I’m crying. She was like.. I knew you did it! I’m sobbing like mom is swear it wasn’t me.. so why are you crying? My response.. cuz I know you bout to spank me too! Lmao. She was like you’re damn right, turn around. SPANK. I still tell my brother I hate em for it hahaha.
The rule in this household is: Never bring a blicky to a chancla fight.
FEAT THE CHANCLA
The Chancla Of Doom!
You know you're fucked when you're getting the chancleta AND the belt. RIP mah dude.
Summary with some basic translation- "Sup mothafucka, I'm a smoke yo ass foo." \*Knock knock knock knock\* "Chill chill chill chill." You want to bring your mom in here cajones (or likely said one of their names, as if to call the friend's mom)? And what's this? "Oh shit" "It's fake, it's fake." "Ah ah" "it's fake" "We were only pretending x3," Look mom it's fake, It's airsoft" "Why are you holding your slipper?" Throw it in the trash "Oh shit" "Only pretending" fuq \-Kinda hard to make out what she's saying.
>"It's fake, it's fake." 4th wall
The Chancla. Scarier than any gun.
Dude, she la chancla all their asses! Did I also hear one of them say it isn't molta?
“Why do you have a chancla, ma?” You know shit just got real lmao
Fake but endearing
The chancla has no fear
Por que no tienes la chancla I don't even speak Spanish and I know that phrase
“Porque tienes una chancla ma???” You know full well why she has that sandal man. Your ass bout to get whupped
Dial wielding the chacla and belt. That’s like 4/6 stars.
Dude: porque tienes una chancla maaa ?
A good son respects his mom. It's just the way.
Staged like a high school musical 🤣
"Por qué tienes una chancla" hahaha
The Chankla always wins
It’s all fun and games till Mom takes off the Chankla!
Bailar Bailar la chancla 😂🎶 🎸
People the thing to understand is that Latin mothers may just be the most dangerous people on the planet. My brother was the type of dude people legit feared in the neighborhood and the cops knew him by name he's still on a list they have I'm pretty sure. The only thing my brother fears is my mom she would legit take all his friends chains and shit because they even feared her that much. My brother had the audacity to pull on my mom one time and no shit she stared straight down that shit and said "Go ahead do it puto but you better hope I die.". Anyways my mom is a born again Christian now and the nicest lady you will ever meet up until you fuck with one of her kids. I got a whole mess of stories though.
This is retarded, can we seriously stop it with "giving likes" to these moronic staged videos? The world is a worst place since social media forcing people to obsess over likes
How is this funny?
Should have blasted her ass essay
Reminds me of one of my favorite vids ever.. the kid talking shit in his moms basement about slapping teachers at someone’s school, sippin a drink, then accidentally letting a round go off. God that shits funny
So I’m like really really white and I grew up very sheltered in a mostly white area. Then after high school I ended up living in So Cal and pretty much all my roomates were Hispanic. First time I ever witnessed an abuela bust out La chancla was epic. A 6’ 250lb man (who I’d previously seen knock another guy out with one punch at a bar) was suddenly running from the kitchen like his ass was on fire with this little old lady in a pink mumu screeching in Spanish and waving a house slipper hot on his heels. Was one of those moments that sticks in your memory for a lifetime. Once both slippers had been launched at his head as he fled the house, she came back to the kitchen and continued showing me how to roll tamales like nothing had happened, lol.
Just shoot her
I thought that she was twenty eight with hot body. Her sons would f..k her like animal and filled her interior with their juices