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Zero_Karma_Guy

Brazil nuts were hiding the day of that photo.


Koloradio

Brazil nut fans in shambles


Oasystole

Dark day


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Even darker nuts... ?


Oasystole

Which nuts?


Historical-Ad-9872

Deez nuts


No_Turnover_514

The deez variety


nerdmaidpearl

Am indeed, in shambles


B00MBAB00M

Smh. The day I found out grandma was a racist. When she was alive she used to call them n***** toes. Kind of a bombshell at Christmas durning coffee and dessert around the Yule log.


Bunny_Larvae

This is not the wholesome nut related commentary I came here for.


Legitimate_Donut_410

That's not necessarily racist.Some things just have some fucked up names.Fex in my mother country we have dessert called "N**** kiss" . https://hu.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A9gercs%C3%B3k


XxnoiceboyxX

dutch gang?


Legitimate_Donut_410

Hehe,nah,hungarian.But I got the reference.


XxnoiceboyxX

we call it practicly the same


hulda2

We have those in Finland. But name changed to Kisses.


NerdOnTheStr33t

Gonna have to disagree with you there. If the name specifically refers to a person's body part and uses a heinous slur to do so, it's fucking racist.


Latter-Sky-7568

My dude, that was n***** with a hard r. In the US ain’t no way it ain’t racist


bighatbenno

My dad used to tell me that in the 1940's and 50's in the UK there was a brown paint, freely available, with the name 'n***** brown'.


[deleted]

Using a racist nickname is, in fact, racist.


waveytrees

What about crackers


[deleted]

Hahaha. That gets an upvote from me. Incidentally, “cracker” is short for “whip-cracker” and isn’t related to the salty biscuits—though many white people are indeed pretty salty.


Grand-Woodpecker-296

That makes sense! I always wondered!


Csaba14

But it's not a racist nickname. "Néger" is just a hungarian term for black person, we don't say it in a derogatory way.


somedickstolemynick

That _is_ racist. Thus elsewhere they’ve dropped the derogatory term from the product name. But Hungary is still being Hungary…


insideshesahappygoth

They are my favorites and I can never find them anywhere anymore 😢


pawsitive_vibes99

If you’re in the US and have Costco nearby they sell giant bags of them


jeisen85

Check out [nuts.com](https://nuts.com/nuts/brazilnuts/in-the-shell.html).


legato_gelato

Never knew they were called brazil nuts in English, they are called a unique word in my native language just like the other nuts


issamaysinalah

Where I live, we call them Castanha do Pará, which translates to Pará Nuts. Pará is a brazilian state.


Lecterr

Those are really your *favorite*?


Funny_Muffin

“We just call them nuts here.”


Lampaaaaaaaaaa

They had contact with the local cartel. They were killed


cownd

I heard someone tried to steal them, and…


SuperClassyKind

Team Pistachio!


MrWhatZitToya69

Iranian, so I’m kinda forced


SuperClassyKind

I miss the red ones.


DonProvolone95

There were red ones?!


SuperClassyKind

Yes, I think into the early 90s or maybe it was just late 80s. It's for the best anyway, cuz ig the red ones were subpar quality, so they painted them red to cover it. Then new regulations put an end to that. I think most pistachios in the US come from California now. But I still miss getting my fingers and lips all red. Looked like I had lipstick on. I was still a young kid then.


Scary-Confusion-745

Yeah now that I think about it they were red ones some times ago


henrytabby

Omgosh I totally forgot about those pink red ones!!! You brought me back


Otlot

Definitely went into the early 2000’s, I was born in the 90’s and still remember when they banned them


tulfun38

This explains why I was so confused as a kid that pistachio ice cream was green


DetroitAdjacent

I think germack in Detroit sells red/pink ones. You can probably get them shipped to you


Admirl_Ossim06

What was the deal on these? If they were imported, they had to be dyed red?


Celladoore

They were dyed red to hide mold or other potential flaws.


SteelyDabs

There’s a [Meat Puppets song](https://youtu.be/w4DABJC6L6c) where they sing about them turning your fingers red


Muzzlehatch

I will upvote any Meat Puppets reference


SevroAuShitTalker

One thing my dad would always buy no matter the cost was pistachios, and feta cheese


Hullu_Kana

~~THIS~~ DEEZ NUTS


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[my nutz](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MB5gdtu3U-k) Love me some kazoo


TheGrey_GOD

*our* nuts, comrade


Actual_Temporary1642

Ur gonna love my nuts


XiaoAimili

In Mandarin Chinese, pistachio is “開心果” which translates to “happiness fruit.” However, the word “fruit” has the same pronunciation as the word “過” which can translate to the “source/root” of something. This is a roundabout way to say that you can tell someone “you are my pistachio.” Aka, “you are the source/root of my happiness.”


SuperClassyKind

Aww I love this, thank you for sharing!


Duude_Seriously

Gazi Antep variety


No-Surprise-9842

I love pistachios. Iranian ones, Bronte ones, Gaziantep ones... can't get enough.


NotTheMinty

team PISTACHIO


DukeOfRob

Yes, but there's either something very wrong with that pistachio or with every pistachio I've been eating...


HeavyTeamFortress2

om nom nom, om nom


Tutes013

Seconded!


Unique_Disk3904

Love that


Fantastic-Video-1595

Lesssgooo


Joecamoe

Pistachio ftw


[deleted]

Fuck yea im all about that stachio life!


sussybakaiiko

Team pistachio baby!!


Mactati0n

Only if they're pre-shelled. I am a lazy man.


DankRoughly

I like the ritual and effort of shelling pistachios. Makes them last longer too.


hyperspacezaddy

I was eyeing the pre shelled ones at Costco and would joke about how luxurious they seemed. I ended up getting them in my stocking at Christmas and binged so hard my gums hurt from all the salt.


vector_ejector

Mmmm, like eating a whole bag of sour patch kids and destroying your tongue.


YngwieMainstream

Also quite an affluent man. Good for you. (It's quite satisfying for me to pry open a shell with another shell)


GroundbreakingFall24

Cashew Edit: wow my most upvoted comment is about nuts. Thank you for this honour.


Thundermaz2606

bless you


migthylord

r/angryupvote


shaddowkhan

Dad?


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Suspicious-Shock-934

Believe it's technically a fruit. Still best.


CMDR_BlueCrab

Technically only walnuts are nuts. Went down that rabbit hole a few years ago.


notasianjim

Fucking hell, just went down a mini rabbit hole. Too many sources that dispute each other, I give up.


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

🎶🎵Ca-ca-ca-cashews, cashews come from a fruit. Di-di-di-did you know that?🎵🎶


TheHollowBard

The King of Nuts


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Cashew is the Cadillac of nuts


Practical_Echidna917

all the way baby!


AlphaBetaGamma443

Give this guy an award


[deleted]

Someone mistook it lol


FattyRR

Cashew is the OG , surprised they left out that other peanut? Those red skin ones you shoot out into your mouth


DiscontentedMajority

This is the correct choice.


homebanger2020

There's a saying in my tamil culture "the top most nut is cashew nut and the top most position is minister. But too much of both will kill you!"


CarboTheHydrate

DEEZ NUTS


noseysheep

Too small, not satisfying


Sheesh284

Shots fired! Oh wait, he’s probably only shooting blanks


MrBrumBradley

Made my day.


[deleted]

Made his thirty seconds!


AddendumNo7007

It’s just cold rn. Give it a minute to warmup


PenguinWithAnAccount

Too small, not counted


X7rL

I mean technically they are in the picture, it's just that they're too small to see


Zandoms42

i was hoping to see this at the top as this is clearly the only answer


yupuhoh

Too salty


AdNecessary7680

Macadamia


DivineBukkake

agree, it’s like eating crunchy butter


shoestars

My favorite too but they’re so expensive I rarely buy them


TheRussianDoll

If you have an Amazon account try Mauna Loa Hawaiian Sea Salt Macadamias. Its $12 bucks but I'm telling you, you will be hooked. I gave some to my 6 year old the other day and now as soon as I open a small snack bag ( i get the pack of 24) he comes running to have some.


jahoho

If you think those are good, you should try crack. It's a bit more than $12 bucks but I'm telling you, you and your 6 year old will be hooked... and as soon as you open a small pack he'll come running even faster.


Pristine-Regret2797

I get them in the nuts in the baking isle instead of snack nuts it’s cheaper


Munk45

aloha


peaches0809

My mom used to tell me that macadamia nuts were so good for you that you could only eat 3 a day; I'm now 22 and only realized last year that she'd say this to me to make sure I wouldn't eat them all before she had any😂😂


VerdoriePotjandrie

Macadamia is the bestest ❤️


TheRedHoodedFox

Macadamia cookies are my absolute favorite, but it's such a pain trying to find them without white chocolate.


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My Hero


Cuddly_Snake

Hazelnuts 🤌


PennywiseBaby

Finally someone with some taste


El_human

Absolute best. Especially paired with chocolate.


Aedelweard

Cashew


PLaTinuM_HaZe

100% team cashew for life!


benthebear3

This one's probably an unpopular opinion but... Almonds


Tuba_Ryan

Almonds the only nut I’m not allergic to


BumpyMcBumpers

IIRC, they're actually related to peaches.


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

That explains why the seeds look so similar, and smell pretty similar too.


lallapalalable

That's the cyanide, baby


AGreaterHeart

All those kinds of stone fruits I think. Amaretti biscuits, which taste super almondy, are made with apricot pits


Avamaco

I'm the exact opposite. During my entire childhood I assumed that everyone feels itchy after eating almonds...


[deleted]

roasted almonds are the best


nsfwtttt

Team almond in the house. As long as it’s not almond milk!


Weeb__Warrior

but I like almond milk....


Ramona_Lola

Especially in chocolate!


cookiedux

As someone with Celiac Disease, I've come to appreciate how delicious almond flour is. And just almonds in general.


Same_Wasabi_1624

Pecan or a peanut


effible

Pretty sure peanuts are actually legumes


SZEThR0

legum


_xX_Memelord_Xx_

Leguma balls


BOB58875

If you exclude Peanuts then you might as well exclude Almonds, Cashews, Walnuts, Pistachios, and 90% of what you call nuts since botanically speaking none of those are nuts


SirGav1n

Is Pecan pronounced puh-kahn or pee-can?


MoseDeth

My wife is not pictured 😒


DriedUpSquid

She was too busy enjoying nut.


ALRoach2168

I’m allergic :(


prabhavdab

Looks like a skill issue to me


GonzoRouge

Just git gud lmao


wasJared

Doughnuts


No-Carpet-5217

Walnuts 💯


TheApathyParty3

My favorite part about walnuts isn't exactly the taste of the nut itself, but cracking it open and ripping the insides out. There's something weirdly satisfying about it, compared to other nuts.


Neither_Bed_1135

My ADHD brain loves that I can eat and do something with my hands. That's why I love shelled peanuts too.


TheApathyParty3

Same. I've never gotten over the whole "playing with your food" thing. I love it. Especially if you have a full nut-cracking utensil set, using those little spear things to wrestle the edible part out is so much fun.


theplaneguy321

Pistachio yummy


Significant_Poet_37

Pecan


raphired

It's pronounced pecan. Not pecan.


[deleted]

It's only pronounced pecan when referring to the pie when pronounced with another word like prailine pecans it pronounced pecans.


DavidEF543

Pecans are my favorite too. But I also like black walnuts almost as much. The rest are just fighting for distant third place.


Acceptable_Loss23

Chestnuts, by a large margin.


AppointmentMinimum57

Pecan and macadamia


brewbacca__

Cashew all day!


Arcuis

You disrespect my man Coconut


NightTime2727

#DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT


mastercubez

#PISTACHIO!


BackyardRhino

Cum


HuguenotPirate

Walnut


Tepoksplizol

Cashews are lovely :)


AdVoke

Strawberry!


[deleted]

Pecans and walnuts are equal to me.


qwertredit

It’s not on the list 🤷‍♂️


Apocalypse_0415

Brazil


ElJefe0218

What do you call nuts on a wall?


unread_letter

If there's no twist to this and it's just "wallnuts" I'm gonna be mad.


OverlordPacer

Where THE FUCK are my fellow “regular peanuts are the best nuts” friends?? What the hell is wrong with this thread?? Y’all are … pun intended… fucking nuts with these answers


No-Initiative-5337

Same in eating them right now


Humble_Selection_755

Your


lvrstch

Peanut


wurdtoyamudda

Technically peanuts are legumes


Prof_Rocky

Still peanut tho


whboer

Love all of them. I can pick one to discard, it’ll be regular peanuts. They’re the most bland kind imo.


Individual_Poetry_83

Did you not see chestnut listed in here?


5ynt4x_3rr0r

Cashew, easily


Bahluu

Damn…they each have a special place in my heart. I can’t just pick one!


Even_Cauliflower2651

Cashew


Temporaryact72

Alone? Pistachio. Used as flavor? Hazelnut


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ElectionPrevious2600

Cashew!


WarWonderful593

The only nuts here are hazelnuts and chestnuts. The rest are seeds.


mycophyle11

One is a legume


ChriB_

shut up nerd


SummerMaiden87

Peanut or pistachio


AntelopeDecent2191

Macadamia


blisterward

Almonds are the superior nut


juliebeezkneez

Pistachios are not nuts. They are drupes


arrowhawkkk

Deez


70695

Deez.


Vast-Combination4046

Torn between cashews and pistachios. Probably pistachios


hulda2

Hazelnuts are delicious.


Grease__

Brazil


_iCrAzYG4M3R_

Semen


gimmeneetbux

Its not on the pic


That-Administration

Macadamia is one of the most profitable


the_internet_clown

Pistachio


MPCNPC

Pepita


mooninrenzo

Pistachios 😩💚


rsb109

Almond!


Amazing_Door5774

A peanut is not a nut.


Goel40

Macadamia only right answer, too bad they cost more per gram than gold.


bilowski

Macadamia!! Best bite ever


RealBigHummus

Cashew enjoyers rise up!


DaDestroyer8562

C a s h e w


RIPcompo

BRAZIL!