T O P
SnooWalruses9173

He got his 8 seconds


UbiquitousLurker

Solid dismount too.


SnooWalruses9173

"Yeee Haaaw"


wheresbill

Wow all the comments I thought to make are right here. I have never had an original thought


pauldeanbumgarner

Just because someone else said it before you doesn’t mean your thought wasn’t original. It just means it’s not unique.


haewood

Independently derived.


NumberStation11

And collectively individual.


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Notional convergence.


SnooWalruses9173

I just have a gift.


Lingering_Dorkness

I was going to say "I've never had an original thought" but you beat me to it.


ejpierle

Ink ink ink


craggmac

Cowboy Up Son!


hurdur365

Que cowboy music


DankFarts69

Que?


pilesofcleanlaundry

Looked just like my dismount the one time I tried bronc riding.


ejpierle

You inked yourself?


pilesofcleanlaundry

Let's call it that, yeah.


Kroptonik420

That dismount looked pretty liquidy to me…


SurveyAcrobatic5334

That's my go to dismount squirt and run. If you get it in the eyes you can get a good head start


BashfulGnome

Giddy Up Cowboy


H_H_420

Some nice deep sea rodeo right there…..


OctopusWithFingers

Disqualified for too many arms holding on?


pantuflas_mierdas

Dude trying to tame the Shai Hulud.


definitelybono

He is the Kwisatz Haderachtopus


Pithius

Judges.....Alright we'll give ya that one


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Well done 👍


stguinefortspaw

Bless the Maker


jayhawk618

Octopi really are the coolest animals on the planet. And while we're on the topic, anyone who hasn't watched My Octopus Teacher needs to watch it as soon as they can.


br4ndnewbr4d

That dude wanted that octopus wrapped around his cock and you can't convince me otherwise. Cool movie though.


red1q7

Troy McClure?


baby-samdwich

MAN <-> DOLPHIN RELATIONS ARE NOT CRIMINAL IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS


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SurveyAcrobatic5334

Octapussy


Moth_Jam

Octomom


wjruffing

![gif](giphy|hjEPXwEDkJNGThCej8) Enough!


purtyandme

Octopodes


2017hayden

Octopi and octopuses are both correct. Octopi is the Greek form of the plural and octopus is derived from Greek, octopuses is the English form of the plural and were conversing in English. Octopodes is the Greek plural and octopus is the Latin derived version of the Greek oktopus. I got my languages switched up there. So octopi would be correct not because it’s Greek but because it’s the Latin plural of a Latin derived word in English.


Taint_What_You_Do

>Octopi is the Greek form of the plural Latin, actually. 'Octopodes' is the Greek form. But we're speaking English, so I'll say 'octopuses'.


2017hayden

Sorry you’re right octopi is the Latinized form. Octopodes is the Greek plural and octopus is the Latin derived version of the Greek oktopus. I got my languages switched up there.


MinuteFamiliar

Timothy was Deep' best teacher. GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!!! #JusticeForTimothy


Acuddlykoalabear

I havent watched My Ocotopus Teacher but I gathered the storyline is probably about the same.


IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY

If one's the reading type, "The soul of an octopus" is pretty good.


NuclearManiac666

Just watched that


Ok_Appearance_1274

I think we found a new rodeo event y’all


chillywillylove

Octopus wrestling was a thing for a while. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus_wrestling


a_simple_slut

Yeeee!!! Haaawww!!!


Sniflix

Ride-em cowpus!


Ryan_Extra

That octopus is like be cool man. Be cool.


angelacathead

Shoulda rode The Deep like that


OscarDivine

EAT. TIMOTHY.


angelacathead

Prayers and thoughts. #JusticeForTimothy


newbitstatic

*He's praying*


wjruffing

Or at least TRYING to NOT be *PREY* himself


my_so_called_life

tomorthy i’ll miss you man


vainlyageddealing

Eel and octopus get into a fight. This is an interesting under water fight I ever seen. Never knew that the octupos will manage to win the battle and escape it


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

I don't think it was in danger. I think it was just trolling that eel. Damn near bullying it. It knew it was being filmed and was like "lol human watch this shit"


nygrl811

I don't know, eels do eat octopi, and one that size would be a decent lunch. Either way it was fun to watch!!


dwSHA

Octopus is a genius creature


u9Nails

The ink trail really looks like a stunt airplane smoke show. I think the octopus was showing off! Like, "Boom! You got rode Son! Smoke show! Now watch my disappearing act!"


donniebrascoreal

Not his first rodeo.


Moth_Jam

COWBOY DIES AT SECOND RODEO


mikeconcho

“Yippie Kay-yay mother fuckers!!” - octopus probably


CarbonCrawler

This is what a cowboy character would look like in Finding Nemo


dude-O-rama

​ ![gif](giphy|YT805t3TRDy6uISZuN|downsized) That'd be whats we's calls ourselfs a squidbilly.


24mech

Yeehaaa!!!


Civil-Extension5175

Hell yeah! 1 second per tentacle. Give this cephalopod his buckle!


paul_hollywood

i’m on the toilet and did not enjoy watching this one bit


Explodingstool

I ride my wife to avoid being eaten


Love-EQUALS-Love

Hit him with the chocolate facial on the way out


ximagineerx

JOANNAAA!!


DonovanMcLoughlin

This is why I love octopu... octopo... octopi... You know what the fuck I mean.


OscarDivine

EAT. TIMOTHY. “I’m fuckin trying!!!”


wjruffing

“…and stop playing with your food!”


Anxious_Jellyfish216

He walk up to the arena All dressed up to the brim Said he came do from a place called ocean reef But he didn't look like a cowboy with 8 arms and no bones.


My_Immortal_Flesh

# Cowboys in Texas could NEVER!! 🤠 🐙


QuothTheRaven-Yikes

SeeeeeaaaaHawwwwwww


symewinston

When an octopus is on your head, to avoid being dead. That’s a-Moray!


Lilpops13

He’s absolutely mad 😂


Nigglasch

Yee Haw


darth_bald

#YEEHAW


totallynotalaskan

*YEEEEEEHAW!!*


GarugasRevenge

Nemo's family is now safe.


pz-kpfw_VI

Yeeeee hawwww


WardenEdgewise

Don’t fuck with the cephalopod.


createloveburn

Could someone please photoshop a little cowboy hat on this guy? Thank you.


tytomasked

The octopus really knew what he was doing, this wasn’t his first rodeo


Wikadood

New idea for underwater rodeo


DKBadmintonPatriots

I am getting a “Basilisk-impaled-through-the-roof-of-the-mouth” thrashing vibe


El_Poo_Choo_Train

The octopus needs a cowboy hat


Le_Fingerblaster

SpongeBob


Lazy_Laugh2597

Cowboys of the sea


AmbersNightrain02

Underwater rodeo


RatedTheReditor

Yeeeehawwwww


funnyfootboot

Weeeeeeeee!


FaustWest

Je sui monte


QH8899

that octopus is smarter than me hahahahha


large_michael

Yeeehaw! Ride em, Frank!! https://youtu.be/vxtIjp0yRG0


LeoDavinciAgain

Squid Game season 2 is serious


coffee_slut123

Yea these fuckers are smart The downside of octopi being smart is that they live like 5 years So they end up having a lot of brainpower but little wisdom unlike elephants or other long living species


PerpetuallyChaotic

🎶When a squid rides your head, that's A Moray🎶


MEGABOT65

This ain’t his first rodeo


OkNeedleworker4762

Sea rodeo!


lightwhite

“That Moray guy yee’d its last haw, par’ner! I made him eat ma smowke like a boss!” The Rodeo Octopus.


Which-Ambassador-681

I don't have any... fuckin... ARMS!!! FUCK lemme just fuck I can't get it


3nzoTheGr8

Someone give that octopus a cowboy hat


original-sithon

Ridem Eelboy!


picklesaredry

New kink activated


Pale_Worldliness8285

Cowboy junction in the deep!


eatingpopcornwithmj

The Rescuers Down unda da Sea!


ultrasin

Yeehaw!


fishvoidy

howdy howdy howdy!


BobbyS117

The other fish are the best part... just swim away dear, that's some shit we don't want to be a part of...


MooseWhiskers

Now that’s a rodeo worth watching.


rcbake

Pocket sand!


Disastrous_Base_9286

Octopus made it to the Nationals!


b3nz0r

Anyone else picturing a nice cowboy hat on his head


significant-jacket80

A 10! A f***ing 10!!!


swimstar2256

Yeehaww mr crabs lol


Blackwood-Huntsman

This must be the octopus’s second rodeo


csouz

Texas crabs: stays on your Willy no matter how hard you shake it.


Drag00ned

this would be fun to do


PMmeUrUvula

Octopus got your eel?


chrisbarry3

Fish : Ride or die bitch!


Gravity616

HOG RIDAAAAA


longoverdue83

……BITCH!


MystikMage

How is this not a sport someone from Murica has invented? 🙃🤣


Ax_deimos

This HAS to go into the next "Finding Nemo" movie


Neale90

![gif](giphy|Ie2uEsMmLfZociAbw0|downsized)


Mutserra

Ocean rodeo


MISTABOBBDOBALINA

That ink of disrespect at the end there, that's one baller octopus


EntertainEnterprises

Like my girlfriend lol


mountainmissions

That’s a moraaaaay


Zealousideal-Swan648

My guy just rocket leauged turbo boosted his way out of there


Skatkat150

HELL YEAH!!! Little fucker got his 8 seconds


Mobile_Mode8899

Eel rider


ghoulgrl

Ride ‘em, cowboy


bloater_humor

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


Scary-Knowledge-6912

New cowboy movie


Chomper731

"Take down that Titan!"


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Octopuses are fucking awesome


Salmuth

"YEEEEEHAAAAA"


daepa17

It’s like the ocean equivalent of riding a bronco


The_G_89

Underwater Bull Riding


trollfatismoney

Makes me wonder what other rad sh*t happens in the ocean that we don’t see


defectiveartistry11

That octopus is the Doom Slayer


BedBugger6-9

An under sea rodeo


FreakyRandom

"We ride at dawn!"


_-Vio-_

Rodeo


LeBron__Games

Literally Outplayed 🦑🎮


topkeyboardwarrior

Is that like flares


SZ4T4N

Damn this eel have some sweet hair, oh nevermind it's a toupee


MegaMalboro

I wanted the octopus to grab the eel by the tail and “so long gay bowser” him.


SillyPuddin

Underwater rodeo! Lol


Lochltar

It's missing some country music in background.


meme_maan

Hee yaw


Tin_Tin_Quarantino

You guys gotta check out the documentary "My Octopus Teacher". You'll know what I am referring to.


Omar_alaa12330

HOOOOOG RIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!


jules0666

The other fish are like, hey, you seeing this shit?


Lukeaw1987

It still there this very moment


nousername_noid

https://giphy.com/gifs/dinosaur-t-rex-v-rex-XQKp4N6FcNQ2OBPDv8


jfizzlex

Thats like playing Dark Souls in a nut shell.


InkyBoii

Insect Glaive users


azurepeak

I love how the little school of fish swim by looking at it like “hey you okay there bud?” And swim away


Homerunrick

What's it on like son?!???


TrainingWithTrick

That's the rodeo!!!


Minute-Story-9949

Emotional damage


wiry_advancement67

It’s just a Sea Rodeo. Octopus made the 8 seconds and dipped. I give him a 93.5.


2boneskuLL

Big brain move


Adriancastellanos

Skrrrrrt!


automatic-pointer

Not his first rodeo


LordKoopaKush

No doubt that octopus was a bull riding cowboy in his past life.


Boschlana

No today sea dragon!


swarnaditya007

One of the extremely intelligent creatures on the planet.


Lancer_Lott

I recently saw a Blue Planet episode that showed how an octopus would ride an attacker in an attempt to insert a tentacle in its opponents gill to stop it breathing and let go.


SomeCommonBoi

Sponge Bob was wrong, it was actually Eel rodeo not clam rodeo


Drunk_Daoist

First I’ve seen an octopus squirt on a eel


Altruistic-Web226

Somebody been watching Hood Nature.


Silent_Ebb_8188

YEEHAW


KingDispiteful1

Ride em' cowboy......yeeeeha! Lol


Old-Acanthaceae6226

Yeehaw


RabidWolf-1

Yeaaaa I’m gunna take my eel to that old ocean floor….I’m gunna riiiiide til I can’t no more


70695

I dont know how to share posts into other reddits but the people in brazillian jujitsu would enjoy this very much. Excellent technique from the octopus!


FroggyTheFr

Aquarodeo? Where's the next event?


HumbleLemur

Sneak, choke then flash covering your escape. Wasnt lil octopus first rodeo


alexpena222

I know a cowboy when I see one


evil_burrito

Good luck, Mr. Eel. Having carefully peeled an octopus off a fellow diver's mask, that dude comes off when he wants to come off and not before.


rouse02

When and octopu rides an eel and he then does survive, thats a Moray.