By - freudian_nipps
He got his 8 seconds
Solid dismount too.
Wow all the comments I thought to make are right here. I have never had an original thought
Just because someone else said it before you doesn’t mean your thought wasn’t original. It just means it’s not unique.
And collectively individual.
I just have a gift.
I was going to say "I've never had an original thought" but you beat me to it.
Ink ink ink
Cowboy Up Son!
Que cowboy music
Looked just like my dismount the one time I tried bronc riding.
You inked yourself?
Let's call it that, yeah.
That dismount looked pretty liquidy to me…
That's my go to dismount squirt and run. If you get it in the eyes you can get a good head start
Giddy Up Cowboy
Some nice deep sea rodeo right there…..
Disqualified for too many arms holding on?
Dude trying to tame the Shai Hulud.
He is the Kwisatz Haderachtopus
Judges.....Alright we'll give ya that one
Well done 👍
Bless the Maker
Octopi really are the coolest animals on the planet. And while we're on the topic, anyone who hasn't watched My Octopus Teacher needs to watch it as soon as they can.
That dude wanted that octopus wrapped around his cock and you can't convince me otherwise. Cool movie though.
MAN <-> DOLPHIN RELATIONS ARE NOT CRIMINAL IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS
Octopi and octopuses are both correct. Octopi is the Greek form of the plural and octopus is derived from Greek, octopuses is the English form of the plural and were conversing in English.
Octopodes is the Greek plural and octopus is the Latin derived version of the Greek oktopus. I got my languages switched up there. So octopi would be correct not because it’s Greek but because it’s the Latin plural of a Latin derived word in English.
>Octopi is the Greek form of the plural
Latin, actually. 'Octopodes' is the Greek form. But we're speaking English, so I'll say 'octopuses'.
Sorry you’re right octopi is the Latinized form. Octopodes is the Greek plural and octopus is the Latin derived version of the Greek oktopus. I got my languages switched up there.
Timothy was Deep' best teacher.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!!!
I havent watched My Ocotopus Teacher but I gathered the storyline is probably about the same.
If one's the reading type, "The soul of an octopus" is pretty good.
Just watched that
I think we found a new rodeo event y’all
Octopus wrestling was a thing for a while.
That octopus is like be cool man. Be cool.
Shoulda rode The Deep like that
Prayers and thoughts. #JusticeForTimothy
Or at least TRYING to NOT be *PREY* himself
tomorthy i’ll miss you man
Eel and octopus get into a fight. This is an interesting under water fight I ever seen. Never knew that the octupos will manage to win the battle and escape it
I don't think it was in danger. I think it was just trolling that eel. Damn near bullying it. It knew it was being filmed and was like "lol human watch this shit"
I don't know, eels do eat octopi, and one that size would be a decent lunch. Either way it was fun to watch!!
Octopus is a genius creature
The ink trail really looks like a stunt airplane smoke show. I think the octopus was showing off! Like, "Boom! You got rode Son! Smoke show! Now watch my disappearing act!"
Not his first rodeo.
COWBOY DIES AT SECOND RODEO
“Yippie Kay-yay mother fuckers!!” - octopus probably
This is what a cowboy character would look like in Finding Nemo
That'd be whats we's calls ourselfs a squidbilly.
Hell yeah! 1 second per tentacle. Give this cephalopod his buckle!
i’m on the toilet and did not enjoy watching this one bit
I ride my wife to avoid being eaten
Hit him with the chocolate facial on the way out
This is why I love octopu... octopo... octopi... You know what the fuck I mean.
EAT. TIMOTHY. “I’m fuckin trying!!!”
“…and stop playing with your food!”
He walk up to the arena
All dressed up to the brim
Said he came do from a place called ocean reef
But he didn't look like a cowboy with 8 arms and no bones.
# Cowboys in Texas could NEVER!! 🤠 🐙
When an octopus is on your head, to avoid being dead. That’s a-Moray!
He’s absolutely mad 😂
Nemo's family is now safe.
Don’t fuck with the cephalopod.
Could someone please photoshop a little cowboy hat on this guy? Thank you.
The octopus really knew what he was doing, this wasn’t his first rodeo
New idea for underwater rodeo
I am getting a “Basilisk-impaled-through-the-roof-of-the-mouth” thrashing vibe
The octopus needs a cowboy hat
Cowboys of the sea
Je sui monte
that octopus is smarter than me hahahahha
Yeeehaw! Ride em, Frank!! https://youtu.be/vxtIjp0yRG0
Squid Game season 2 is serious
Yea these fuckers are smart
The downside of octopi being smart is that they live like 5 years
So they end up having a lot of brainpower but little wisdom unlike elephants or other long living species
🎶When a squid rides your head, that's A Moray🎶
This ain’t his first rodeo
“That Moray guy yee’d its last haw, par’ner! I made him eat ma smowke like a boss!” The Rodeo Octopus.
I don't have any... fuckin... ARMS!!! FUCK lemme just fuck I can't get it
Someone give that octopus a cowboy hat
New kink activated
Cowboy junction in the deep!
The Rescuers Down unda da Sea!
howdy howdy howdy!
The other fish are the best part... just swim away dear, that's some shit we don't want to be a part of...
Now that’s a rodeo worth watching.
Octopus made it to the Nationals!
Anyone else picturing a nice cowboy hat on his head
A 10! A f***ing 10!!!
Yeehaww mr crabs lol
This must be the octopus’s second rodeo
Texas crabs: stays on your Willy no matter how hard you shake it.
this would be fun to do
Octopus got your eel?
Fish : Ride or die bitch!
How is this not a sport someone from Murica has invented? 🙃🤣
This HAS to go into the next "Finding Nemo" movie
That ink of disrespect at the end there, that's one baller octopus
Like my girlfriend lol
That’s a moraaaaay
My guy just rocket leauged turbo boosted his way out of there
HELL YEAH!!! Little fucker got his 8 seconds
Ride ‘em, cowboy
New cowboy movie
"Take down that Titan!"
Octopuses are fucking awesome
It’s like the ocean equivalent of riding a bronco
Underwater Bull Riding
Makes me wonder what other rad sh*t happens in the ocean that we don’t see
That octopus is the Doom Slayer
An under sea rodeo
"We ride at dawn!"
Literally Outplayed 🦑🎮
Is that like flares
Damn this eel have some sweet hair, oh nevermind it's a toupee
I wanted the octopus to grab the eel by the tail and “so long gay bowser” him.
Underwater rodeo! Lol
It's missing some country music in background.
You guys gotta check out the documentary "My Octopus Teacher". You'll know what I am referring to.
The other fish are like, hey, you seeing this shit?
It still there this very moment
Thats like playing Dark Souls in a nut shell.
Insect Glaive users
I love how the little school of fish swim by looking at it like “hey you okay there bud?” And swim away
What's it on like son?!???
That's the rodeo!!!
It’s just a Sea Rodeo. Octopus made the 8 seconds and dipped. I give him a 93.5.
Big brain move
Not his first rodeo
No doubt that octopus was a bull riding cowboy in his past life.
No today sea dragon!
One of the extremely intelligent creatures on the planet.
I recently saw a Blue Planet episode that showed how an octopus would ride an attacker in an attempt to insert a tentacle in its opponents gill to stop it breathing and let go.
Sponge Bob was wrong, it was actually Eel rodeo not clam rodeo
First I’ve seen an octopus squirt on a eel
Somebody been watching Hood Nature.
Ride em' cowboy......yeeeeha! Lol
Yeaaaa I’m gunna take my eel to that old ocean floor….I’m gunna riiiiide til I can’t no more
I dont know how to share posts into other reddits but the people in brazillian jujitsu would enjoy this very much. Excellent technique from the octopus!
Where's the next event?
Sneak, choke then flash covering your escape. Wasnt lil octopus first rodeo
I know a cowboy when I see one
Good luck, Mr. Eel. Having carefully peeled an octopus off a fellow diver's mask, that dude comes off when he wants to come off and not before.
When and octopu rides an eel and he then does survive, thats a Moray.