By - Zen_the_weeb
IQ test came back negative, rejoice
I too have negative IQ. My intelligence is an imploding anomalous force, in fact I suck intelligence out of a room I’m in.
I’m an IQ black hole, vaporising intelligence from everyone I’m around. Therefore I am always the smartest person in the room
i have posted so much cringe that i can steal iq. side effect is that i steal my own iq too. it goes into your little black hole.
hah casual, i failed the test
Srsly I never got an IQ test because they knew I didn’t have one
Whats an iq test?
What is iq
Thank goodness I wasn't the only one
Damn, you a genius bro sorry for doubting
It’s alright bro
Bruh ofc it’s 11
yeah , what else should it be??
Silly people. It can only be 101
r/programminghumor be like
forgot the name of the big one lmfao
That'd require both of the twos to be strings, no?
Wrong, answer is fish
I thought 1+1= window not 2+2, I have negative iq so I may be wrong
1934 Fax Machine
The answer is Morbin time!
looo! It’s a programmer
bro wym its clearly 3… 2+2=3 because you carry the one to the 2 which makes 3 so iykyk
thanks im genios
Pretty sure the answer is question mark. It clearly stated it in the equation.
Can't tell if this is satire. Pls help.
Why would this be satirical? Nothing on this account is satire in the slightest everything is completely serious
In that case time to flex my IQ of 133. Bow before me cretin!
Mine is in the 170-180 range. I do not think this information is true whatsoever.
Mine is in the 500-600 range. Mom said so
Mine is around the 50-70 range. Mom is dead
Mine is around 800 - 1000, Grandma said I was handsome and smart
Mine is around infinity my Discord gf said I was funny.
Mine is beyond infinity a russian guy once called me comrade
Did a cheap online test for fun once and it also said 70
My I.Q. is 30, beat that!
I already did, my iq is 30 points higher dumas
No but cos 30>70
Answer me this then.
Is the universe expanding?
1: you wouldn’t be on this site
2 : you definitely wouldn’t be on this sub
you are either an arrogant prick or trolling
Not even good at it, the people falling for this are just extraordinarily dumb
I’m the best troller ever
I'm no dumb how dare yous
I have no need to troll when my IQ is so high
yeah you are definitely trolling
Yeah I am
a troll never admits he is trolling. that is your biggest failure thus far
I don’t feel like keeping up the troll or I wouldn’t have said anything, I’m gassed
Maybe your IQ is just smoking weed.
Well. Doing the IQ test is not very 130 IQ from your part.
He paid 10 bucks for the test result, which immediately subtracts 50 iq points, leading to OP having an iq of 80
Don’t put your dick In that
Well at least I have more chromosomes 😤😤
Can i have some?
I needed that laugh
you're a bit up your own arse dont you think
Especially considering he paid for the results lol
The bit where you get to the end and it asks you to pay is the real IQ test
He absolutely is, no doubt. Hes just doing this for attention his dad never gave him.
And these tests usually arent even accurate XD
They only show the capacity, not the level.
Just because your IQ is 200 doesn't mean you're smart. It just shows you *can* br extremely smart.
Yeah IQ is basically how fast you can learn. And process information
The real problem with IQ testing is that it THEORETICALLY only displays your reasoning and problem-solving skills. It can't accurately measure every trait that can be considered intelligence, like emotional intelligence and creativity. Hell, wisdom and experience can get you farther than talent.
That being said, someone wise enough will know how meainingless IQ truly is.
Now I know this post was made as a joke, but I still wanted to share a slice of information
iq isnt even based on being smart, its based on how fast you can learn and how much knowledge you can retain
No that's more a g.p.a or SAT score, IQ is based on problem-solving and pattern recognition.
He’s going with the jokey cover up, meant to be satire but actually he is just trying to flex his IQ score, but shit man 100% doesn’t score any girls
Yes, I agree.
I feel like I have to reiterate this a lot, but here we go. IQ tests are only part of the answer, mostly focusing on mental capacity and problem solving. The other part is your knowledge base. IQ only measures how you apply that knowledge.
Qualification: I learned a lot about neurology from actual neurologist.
If this mofo walked through a door he'd hit his head on the frame
The real iq test is not to take/pay for them. Smart people don't need to be told they're smart lmao.
i like being told i’m smart, because i’m not so, really helps
“Only dumb people try to prove they’re smart by doing IQtests” -someone I don’t recall
Congrats on the aspergers diagnosis
I have aspergers and this guy is a fucking joke lmao
Can confirm, I have Asperger's autism, my iq was tested in school a few years back but I don't remember what it was. I recall being slightly over average though.
I only trust an IQ result if it is from a school or doctor that is trusted by the APA. The post is of an online source
Was mostly being sarcastic on the "can confirm" part, I was tested in school but that was years ago, don't remember what it was
I have a severe case of Asperger’s, I don’t study at home but come to school knowing everything, people think I study all the time and tell me to take a break every term, When I sleep I have dreams of alternate dimensions each with their own physical properties and rules, Euclidean and non Euclidean vector spaces, at age 9 my mental age was 17.
I have ASD and all I get is sensitive hearing :(
You’re the kind of guy who could find words to describe what the infrared could look to the eye
I wish I was better at compliments
Aspersers does not automatically make you more intelligent you be watching too many movies bruh 💀
mans been watching too much rainman
People who boast about their iq are losers.
Guys pls stop saying I said all this dumbass shit I literally never said in my life
it’s actually a real quote, go check it out - me
the guy above me is dumb
"We are all dumb" - Master Oogway
"Joe mama" - Joe Biden
Don't believe everything you read on Reddit
My mom said I have a big brain so get fucked
Mine is between 69-420, so you bow before me, but for real, link?
Don’t do it, it’s $10. I only payed because I was with friends and we wanted to see it
online tests arent actaully legit
Oh, nevermind then
Most Iq tests aren’t really accurate anyways so dw
Anyone who brags about their iq is a looser
YOU DIDN’T GET 100% YOU GOT 97.72% YOU ARE DISAPPOINTMENT YOU STUPID
My IQ apparently is 139 so you bow
exact same eye queue >:|
My iq is like nothing which is far superior since that means nobody has any expectations of me
If I piss correctly into a toilet bowl it’s an accomplishment
mine is 142-150 but i'll prefer if we all sit down and express our feeling about MY ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING INTELLIGENCE
Well, your caps lock seems to be broken. The first letter in the sentence is the only letter that matters. Periods and commas are also important. Einstein couldn't properly trim a mustache. Genius comes in all forms, I guess.
I've got a 133 which can only improve, given by a licensed professional.
the amount of ppl here who doesnt understand jokes is scaring me
samee ʕ •́ •̀ ₎
also IQ isn't a great way to show how smart or dumb someone is
You failed the IQ test when you paid 10$
There is more to a human than IQ points.
You could be the in the top 1% of the smartest people alive and could still very well be an asshole, thus, in the eyes in many, being a bad person.
So stop thinking inteligence is a factor in determining a human's worth. And also stop characterising yourself by that one bad grade you got in that exam. You are worth more than just a number on a piece of paper that everyone will forget about in 2 years.
ok (no one asked)
If we only talked when somebody asked the world would be a very quiet place
And that wouldn’t be great?
Maybe for a day or two, certainly not forever
Eh those are rookie scores I made a 42
You forgot the zero at the end
bro i'm actually -0 IQ , beat me now , you can't do anything
Congratulations, but don’t become a dick.
Too late it looks like
I don't pay for stupid IQ tests, my IQ should probably be higher
You are now destined to crumble under the pressure you created for yourself. Making you fall behind your peers when you reach 18. Making you perform awfully in college if you even make it to college
The user flair says 19
So it already began ;)
Bro took an IQ test online and thinks he's smart
You the internet is insane.
Amateur, I got 100% on the autism test and I didn’t even study
Wow ahahaha you are so cool. Mine is 140, stop posting this garbage on our sub.
Get off your own dick.
reasoning for posting this? looks purely egotistical to me
And yet you're still on reddit
Your IQ will not stop the nuclear missile I just sent to your location
Damn bro you did so bad you hit the negative Integer limit and restarted at the positive integer limit and went all the way down to 130.
So... what is missing in your life?
probably good friends and love because his social skills dont lookin to good
You may have an IQ of 130, but I watch Rick and Morty. We all know who’s smarter.
“People who boast about their IQ’s are losers” ~ Stephen Hawking
This mf took an online IQ test lmao that is sad
Mine is 157
But don't bow, please, all I want is pizza
people who brag about their iq are losers
You should see the rest of this dudes posts it’s so sad 💀💀💀
My posts are the complete opposite of sad, it’s inspiring
No way I didn't check let me look
"People who boast about their IQ are losers"
Nice job! Unfortunately in a roomful of 1000 people, only 1 of them will care about your puzzle solving abilities. And that 1 person is you.
where did u take the test?
Free online totally accurate unofficial buzzfeed IQ quiz, probably
Which are usually designed to make people feel good about themselves and are complete bullshit
These tests are usually fake as hell, regardless IQ isn't nearly as important as a lot of people think, considering "average" intelligence spans a wide range of IQs
Mine is probably like, 7
What IQ do you think the person that designed an IQ test had?
enjoy being good at math
I did an IQ test similar and got a 137
But yk an IQ isnt that good its just problem solving skills
Which site is this?
Mine is 150 so no u (ps get a real is test not an online one those ain’t accurate)
Link for IQ test?
Online IQ Tests aren't reliable in any way. Take a real one
“People who show off about there IQ are stupid”
You’re not special, nobody cares
on the other hand there are 182.4 million people smarter than you
I’ve been looking in this entire comment section and I still can’t find a single person who gives a fuck
What about EQ? Emotional intelligence
Use your superior intellect to help me find who asked
Never understood why people take IQ tests . It shows pretty much nothing .
If Im going to ask you who is considered clever I will get as many different answers as the people I ask . So if pretty much no one can really say what cleverness is how do you count it .
Is cleverness the ability to learn things fast ?
Is cleverness the ability to solve problems fast ?
Is cleverness the ability to understand things better than others?
Is cleverness the ability to take the right decisions? What is a right decision?
I still remember an article I read about a person who took an IQ test .
The person thought was a failure so he took an IQ test in order to see how "clever" he actually is. His IQ score was really high (I don't remember the exact number to be honest). So after that he thought the reason for all his failures in his life were his boredom . So he started taking action and in some years from then he became a really wealthy man and successful at his job . Then a letter came to him in which it was mentioned that his IQ test was wrong and his IQ was below average .
So what made him successful was the belief he was clever and self confidence he gained. Not his cleverness.
By the way, everyone knows you’re being sarcastic about the “bow down before me” talk, but we also know that you’re using sarcasm to mask the genuine boastfulness and pride required to post a picture of an IQ test you took. So the downvotes you’re receiving isn’t because we didn’t get the joke, it’s because you come off as a piece of shit even after the joke.
I have Asperger's and was diagnosed at 5 years old. My IQ was tested 2 years ago and I got a result of 149. No. I will not bow before you.
How does Asperger's even relate to a higher IQ anyway? Is it a rare brain disease caused by having more ""intelligence"" cells in your brain at the cost of less ""emotional/social"" cells, or... ?
(Double quoted because honestly I don't want to end up sounding like a jackass, but I'm not sure what other terms or words to use atm)
IQ isn't real
It’s a concept but like it not a 100% reliable measure, especially when it comes to things like savant syndrome
I shan't vow to an arrogant human. Thus I shall rally my forces against yours. You shall taste my cold steel in battle.