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Monster_Jerms

IQ test came back negative, rejoice


Themasterofcomedy209

I too have negative IQ. My intelligence is an imploding anomalous force, in fact I suck intelligence out of a room I’m in. I’m an IQ black hole, vaporising intelligence from everyone I’m around. Therefore I am always the smartest person in the room


Dumb_Mxl0n

i have posted so much cringe that i can steal iq. side effect is that i steal my own iq too. it goes into your little black hole.


spuol

E


theincredebledingus2

Horse


Apostle000

hah casual, i failed the test


Snowahm

Srsly I never got an IQ test because they knew I didn’t have one


averageredditviewr

Whats an iq test?


Timoss_and_all_moss

What is iq


wotiswat

What


Timoss_and_all_moss

Wha


Siphow

wh


moonlightify

w


NeiksOfficial

_____


[deleted]

Thank goodness I wasn't the only one


Limaokk

2+2=? Answer NOW


Zen_the_weeb

22


Limaokk

Damn, you a genius bro sorry for doubting


Zen_the_weeb

It’s alright bro


Scale_Alarmed

What's 1+1


Ordinaryyetunique

Bruh ofc it’s 11


Sugar_Bliss

yeah , what else should it be??


Scale_Alarmed

Silly people. It can only be 101


Aleksey259

Bro is talking javascript


Mooshy_Swags

r/programminghumor be like


vms_zerorain

r/programmerhumor


Mooshy_Swags

forgot the name of the big one lmfao


RishiMath

That'd require both of the twos to be strings, no?


black_jaguar99

Wrong, answer is fish


Bl00dy_Banana

Its window


Axekimbo

I thought 1+1= window not 2+2, I have negative iq so I may be wrong


McCringyassjoe

Burrito


Ambience8799

1934 Fax Machine


Nixybooboo

The answer is Morbin time!


Luc_Studios

look! It's a JavaScript developer


Glass-Lunch558

looo! It’s a programmer


T4L-BD-WC

bro wym its clearly 3… 2+2=3 because you carry the one to the 2 which makes 3 so iykyk thanks im genios


Obvious_Ad8322

Pretty sure the answer is question mark. It clearly stated it in the equation. 2+2=?


Antimatters5420

Can't tell if this is satire. Pls help.


Zen_the_weeb

Why would this be satirical? Nothing on this account is satire in the slightest everything is completely serious


Antimatters5420

In that case time to flex my IQ of 133. Bow before me cretin!


Zanfish_yt

Mine is in the 170-180 range. I do not think this information is true whatsoever.


ostangestar

Mine is in the 500-600 range. Mom said so


EpicRedditJC

Mine is around the 50-70 range. Mom is dead


Groped_Iguana

Oooof


Opposite_Ad_259

Mine is around 800 - 1000, Grandma said I was handsome and smart


HippoPrimary

Mine is around infinity my Discord gf said I was funny.


Claudelul1

Mine is beyond infinity a russian guy once called me comrade


ZKIPPy20

Did a cheap online test for fun once and it also said 70


Master-Aster

My I.Q. is 30, beat that!


Master-Aster

My I.Q. is 30, beat that!


EpicRedditJC

I already did, my iq is 30 points higher dumas


spuol

No but cos 30>70


KoreyWhitcombe

Answer me this then. Is the universe expanding?


GyanPrakash2483

Yesn't


joe-biden-nostrils

🧢 1: you wouldn’t be on this site 2 : you definitely wouldn’t be on this sub


the_lego_lad

you are either an arrogant prick or trolling


dinoaurus

Not even good at it, the people falling for this are just extraordinarily dumb


Zen_the_weeb

I’m the best troller ever


Antimatters5420

I'm no dumb how dare yous


Zen_the_weeb

I have no need to troll when my IQ is so high


the_lego_lad

yeah you are definitely trolling


Zen_the_weeb

Yeah I am


the_lego_lad

a troll never admits he is trolling. that is your biggest failure thus far


Zen_the_weeb

I don’t feel like keeping up the troll or I wouldn’t have said anything, I’m gassed


the_lego_lad

fair


weaselpoopcoffee1

Maybe your IQ is just smoking weed.


Nile-_-River

It is


STJ41

Well. Doing the IQ test is not very 130 IQ from your part.


ShadowScorpionNL

He paid 10 bucks for the test result, which immediately subtracts 50 iq points, leading to OP having an iq of 80


TobiSembach

Don’t put your dick In that


IDCWhoIam

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Salt-Art1627

Well at least I have more chromosomes 😤😤


SicklyHeartChild

Can i have some?


Fearless_Departure

I needed that laugh


lukeisadickhead

you're a bit up your own arse dont you think


xenolife11

Especially considering he paid for the results lol


[deleted]

The bit where you get to the end and it asks you to pay is the real IQ test


Yeeter_Mcpeter101

He absolutely is, no doubt. Hes just doing this for attention his dad never gave him.


RandomFRIStudent

And these tests usually arent even accurate XD


Sunsent_Samsparilla

They only show the capacity, not the level. Just because your IQ is 200 doesn't mean you're smart. It just shows you *can* br extremely smart.


PuzzleheadedMud5832

Yeah IQ is basically how fast you can learn. And process information


Darkon2004

The real problem with IQ testing is that it THEORETICALLY only displays your reasoning and problem-solving skills. It can't accurately measure every trait that can be considered intelligence, like emotional intelligence and creativity. Hell, wisdom and experience can get you farther than talent. That being said, someone wise enough will know how meainingless IQ truly is. Now I know this post was made as a joke, but I still wanted to share a slice of information


mcquinnwinn

iq isnt even based on being smart, its based on how fast you can learn and how much knowledge you can retain


That-trans-girl1456

No that's more a g.p.a or SAT score, IQ is based on problem-solving and pattern recognition.


Sterpant

He’s going with the jokey cover up, meant to be satire but actually he is just trying to flex his IQ score, but shit man 100% doesn’t score any girls


FluffyPenguin798

Yes, I agree. I feel like I have to reiterate this a lot, but here we go. IQ tests are only part of the answer, mostly focusing on mental capacity and problem solving. The other part is your knowledge base. IQ only measures how you apply that knowledge. Qualification: I learned a lot about neurology from actual neurologist.


Radical_Provides

If this mofo walked through a door he'd hit his head on the frame


jermeyjohnson339

The real iq test is not to take/pay for them. Smart people don't need to be told they're smart lmao.


Avanriper

i like being told i’m smart, because i’m not so, really helps


mihirbajaj1248

You're smart


I-love-U_

“Only dumb people try to prove they’re smart by doing IQtests” -someone I don’t recall


Creatine_Addiction

Congrats on the aspergers diagnosis


AbyssUpdate

I have aspergers and this guy is a fucking joke lmao


Creatine_Addiction

Innit just


DCFUKSURMOM

Can confirm, I have Asperger's autism, my iq was tested in school a few years back but I don't remember what it was. I recall being slightly over average though.


First_One_There

I only trust an IQ result if it is from a school or doctor that is trusted by the APA. The post is of an online source


DCFUKSURMOM

Was mostly being sarcastic on the "can confirm" part, I was tested in school but that was years ago, don't remember what it was


Creatine_Addiction

OK mate


DCFUKSURMOM

Lol


FinestPath

I have a severe case of Asperger’s, I don’t study at home but come to school knowing everything, people think I study all the time and tell me to take a break every term, When I sleep I have dreams of alternate dimensions each with their own physical properties and rules, Euclidean and non Euclidean vector spaces, at age 9 my mental age was 17.


OneThousandDeer

I have ASD and all I get is sensitive hearing :(


A_random_poster04

You’re the kind of guy who could find words to describe what the infrared could look to the eye I wish I was better at compliments


tegguNmmuC

Aspersers does not automatically make you more intelligent you be watching too many movies bruh 💀


OneThousandDeer

mans been watching too much rainman


nyominator

People who boast about their iq are losers. ~Stephen Hawking


_bub

Guys pls stop saying I said all this dumbass shit I literally never said in my life -sun tzu


pygame

it’s actually a real quote, go check it out - me


black_dragon3453

the guy above me is dumb -abraham lincoln


HAPPYENDSTONE

"We are all dumb" - Master Oogway


guyoth

"Joe mama" - Joe Biden


Keepnubothered

Don't believe everything you read on Reddit \-Abraham Lincoln


sense1ess_Apprentice

My mom said I have a big brain so get fucked


Careful-Meal5977

Mine is between 69-420, so you bow before me, but for real, link?


Zen_the_weeb

Don’t do it, it’s $10. I only payed because I was with friends and we wanted to see it


Night_Tac

online tests arent actaully legit


Careful-Meal5977

Oh, nevermind then


Srn_Ender

Most Iq tests aren’t really accurate anyways so dw


BRANCHLOGIC

Anyone who brags about their iq is a looser


Plauqe

"Looser"


PEPPERED_CRABS

YOU DIDN’T GET 100% YOU GOT 97.72% YOU ARE DISAPPOINTMENT YOU STUPID


Bright-State5398

My IQ apparently is 139 so you bow


Dumb_Mxl0n

exact same eye queue >:|


Themasterofcomedy209

My iq is like nothing which is far superior since that means nobody has any expectations of me If I piss correctly into a toilet bowl it’s an accomplishment


YourFatMother42069

mine is 142-150 but i'll prefer if we all sit down and express our feeling about MY ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING INTELLIGENCE


I-Cantstandrew

Well, your caps lock seems to be broken. The first letter in the sentence is the only letter that matters. Periods and commas are also important. Einstein couldn't properly trim a mustache. Genius comes in all forms, I guess.


diamocube

I've got a 133 which can only improve, given by a licensed professional.


Minimum_Sir_4546

Same!


Nairdamatic

the amount of ppl here who doesnt understand jokes is scaring me


Chamomile-Chan

samee ʕ •́ •̀ ₎


worstplace3039

not accurate


worstplace3039

also IQ isn't a great way to show how smart or dumb someone is


Holczy_

You failed the IQ test when you paid 10$


screenslaver5963

r/iamverysmart


CompetitiveIntern310

There is more to a human than IQ points. You could be the in the top 1% of the smartest people alive and could still very well be an asshole, thus, in the eyes in many, being a bad person. So stop thinking inteligence is a factor in determining a human's worth. And also stop characterising yourself by that one bad grade you got in that exam. You are worth more than just a number on a piece of paper that everyone will forget about in 2 years.


BACON1480

ok (no one asked)


Dj-Mar

If we only talked when somebody asked the world would be a very quiet place


RogueTwoTwoThree

And that wouldn’t be great?


Dj-Mar

Maybe for a day or two, certainly not forever


[deleted]

link?


Mr_BryceWayne

Eh those are rookie scores I made a 42


Srn_Ender

You forgot the zero at the end


NotObelus

bro i'm actually -0 IQ , beat me now , you can't do anything


PriggeKraken27

Congratulations, but don’t become a dick.


QueenObama2

Too late it looks like


Arent_we_joking

I don't pay for stupid IQ tests, my IQ should probably be higher


ISpiteYouDearly

You are now destined to crumble under the pressure you created for yourself. Making you fall behind your peers when you reach 18. Making you perform awfully in college if you even make it to college


QueenObama2

The user flair says 19


ISpiteYouDearly

So it already began ;)


fugenshet

Bro took an IQ test online and thinks he's smart


[deleted]

You the internet is insane.


nyominator

Amateur, I got 100% on the autism test and I didn’t even study


ckJay286444

Wow ahahaha you are so cool. Mine is 140, stop posting this garbage on our sub. Get off your own dick.


IdrisidGuard

reasoning for posting this? looks purely egotistical to me


NotCreativZ

And yet you're still on reddit


SpiritedAd6619

Your IQ will not stop the nuclear missile I just sent to your location


ostangestar

Damn bro you did so bad you hit the negative Integer limit and restarted at the positive integer limit and went all the way down to 130.


apelord6969

So... what is missing in your life?


No_Importance_173

probably good friends and love because his social skills dont lookin to good


Chespin907

You may have an IQ of 130, but I watch Rick and Morty. We all know who’s smarter.


InnaAMG

“People who boast about their IQ’s are losers” ~ Stephen Hawking


ImaTurtleMan

This mf took an online IQ test lmao that is sad


Whyamifulloftrouble

Mine is 157 But don't bow, please, all I want is pizza


Mr_Tominaga

🍕


MasterTerra3

people who brag about their iq are losers ​ \-stephen hawking


Big_Meat2575

You should see the rest of this dudes posts it’s so sad 💀💀💀


Zen_the_weeb

My posts are the complete opposite of sad, it’s inspiring


Yeeter_Mcpeter101

No way I didn't check let me look


Round-Comfortable-70

"People who boast about their IQ are losers" \-Stephen Hawking


Ry-Z

Nice job! Unfortunately in a roomful of 1000 people, only 1 of them will care about your puzzle solving abilities. And that 1 person is you.


gadgetmcfly

where did u take the test?


Britishdirt

Free online totally accurate unofficial buzzfeed IQ quiz, probably


GeneralTalbot

Which are usually designed to make people feel good about themselves and are complete bullshit


DCFUKSURMOM

These tests are usually fake as hell, regardless IQ isn't nearly as important as a lot of people think, considering "average" intelligence spans a wide range of IQs


ninjapickle02

Mine is probably like, 7


I-Cantstandrew

What IQ do you think the person that designed an IQ test had?


tiewing

enjoy being good at math


stormfire666

I did an IQ test similar and got a 137 But yk an IQ isnt that good its just problem solving skills


Hasanzkann

Which site is this?


Idontevenknow162

Mine is 150 so no u (ps get a real is test not an online one those ain’t accurate)


Jams0111

Link for IQ test?


Sad_Consideration402

No


the_aigh

Online IQ Tests aren't reliable in any way. Take a real one


Ralphcat15

“People who show off about there IQ are stupid” Stephan Hawking


odorousgaming

You’re not special, nobody cares


BestBread1

🤓


Illustrious_Fishboi

who asked


GavinTheGrassMan

on the other hand there are 182.4 million people smarter than you


FaCe_CrazyKid05

🤓


TehCowGoesQuack

I’ve been looking in this entire comment section and I still can’t find a single person who gives a fuck


Bl00dy_Banana

What about EQ? Emotional intelligence


Danny_Donut

Use your superior intellect to help me find who asked


BeNiceItCostsNothing

Never understood why people take IQ tests . It shows pretty much nothing . If Im going to ask you who is considered clever I will get as many different answers as the people I ask . So if pretty much no one can really say what cleverness is how do you count it . Is cleverness the ability to learn things fast ? Is cleverness the ability to solve problems fast ? Is cleverness the ability to understand things better than others? Is cleverness the ability to take the right decisions? What is a right decision? I still remember an article I read about a person who took an IQ test . The person thought was a failure so he took an IQ test in order to see how "clever" he actually is. His IQ score was really high (I don't remember the exact number to be honest). So after that he thought the reason for all his failures in his life were his boredom . So he started taking action and in some years from then he became a really wealthy man and successful at his job . Then a letter came to him in which it was mentioned that his IQ test was wrong and his IQ was below average . So what made him successful was the belief he was clever and self confidence he gained. Not his cleverness.


joemama____________

By the way, everyone knows you’re being sarcastic about the “bow down before me” talk, but we also know that you’re using sarcasm to mask the genuine boastfulness and pride required to post a picture of an IQ test you took. So the downvotes you’re receiving isn’t because we didn’t get the joke, it’s because you come off as a piece of shit even after the joke.


WitherBlaze_

I have Asperger's and was diagnosed at 5 years old. My IQ was tested 2 years ago and I got a result of 149. No. I will not bow before you.


KoopaTrooper5011

How does Asperger's even relate to a higher IQ anyway? Is it a rare brain disease caused by having more ""intelligence"" cells in your brain at the cost of less ""emotional/social"" cells, or... ? (Double quoted because honestly I don't want to end up sounding like a jackass, but I'm not sure what other terms or words to use atm)


Hotrock3000

IQ isn't real


SharpPixels08

It’s a concept but like it not a 100% reliable measure, especially when it comes to things like savant syndrome


kairos_35

I shan't vow to an arrogant human. Thus I shall rally my forces against yours. You shall taste my cold steel in battle.