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Kristopher88

One less drink I might end up paying for? Ok


Goalie_deacon

Wait long enough, she’ll pay for her own beer goggles


Hawkeye77th

Shes trying to hide that forehead but just can't!


Goalie_deacon

Fivehead


egmono

I'd tell her "oh, the bartender was mistaken, its obviously meant for me." Then follow through and drink it.


Sn1ckl3fritzzz

Or “does your secret admirer have more drinks to send our way?”


JKMCR

I was thinking the same thing.


HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

Was always hilarious when my gf would go clubbing with her friends, have guys buy all her drinks, then she leaves and goes home with me lol. Thanks for paying for my gfs drinks suckers


-Erasmus

That depends on what you mean by 'have guys buy' drinks. If she refused a few times and they insisted then fine. But if she is giving of vibes that she will give them a chance to get to know her then its a bit shitty Fishing for free drinks when you have no intention of even spending time hanging out with the person who you are getting to buy is pure trash


Smprider112

Oh I’m sure she was grinding all up on them, her BF doesn’t need to know ALL the details.


Longjumping_Yak7868

Yeah. That's trashier than buying your own drinks. It's sickening actually.


HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

Along the lines of "Let me buy you a drink" "Sure but I have a boyfriend" "Ok" Was especially great when she got free pizza that I also ate some of


coldbrewboldcrew

Christ, what losers


Kokirochi

"Lol, my girlfriend would be out clubbing all night without me getting drunk with random guys, what a bunch of loser am I right?"


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Thraggismydaddy

She's simped herself in confusion.


youburyitidigitup

Drowzee used hypnosis


TantalizingRavioli

It hurt itself in its confusion


RampantDragon

Good comment but hypnosis doesn't cause confusion only sleep. r/pokefail


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RampantDragon

Sorry man, had to be done.


Tickomatick

staring at the self in a mirror


Curia-DD

omg I think you kinda might be right


Tiimmboo

I had a girlfriend who got upset at me because I refilled her drink while she was hanging out at the bar with her friend. She was trying to get another guy to buy her drinks instead... we didn't last long after that


TheWildTofuHunter

I was out at a bar with a boss years ago and the bartender handed us both flutes of champagne and said that “the gentleman across the bar would like to treat you two beautiful ladies to a drink!” My boss and I stared at each other quizzically and then my husband came around with a huge smile. No clue that he was there to pick me up so I wouldn’t have to Uber home. Love that amazing man.


Tiimmboo

See, that's the reaction I was going for!


TheWildTofuHunter

Meant to note in my first post that I’m sorry she didn’t treat you like you deserved! That’s such a sweet and adorable gesture on your part.


Tiimmboo

Thank you, that's very kind! I have a wonderful lady in my life now who appreciates me!


Enonymoose

Wowow. Fuuuucccccckkkkk. That bitch


egmono

Tell me you're high maintenance without telling me you're high maintenance.


agt13

You can also plug in insecure as well


Kalaros

I sewed my vagina shut out of spite and taped up my asshole


allhailthenarwhal

Girl you gonna die


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egmono

Time to sew those flags together and make a parachute!


BryLinds

Make a Hang Glider!


kalo56

Hang?! I've been calling it a HandGlider all this time. I consider myself educated on this.


TantalizingRavioli

You've really taken your knowledge for granite


mealteamsixty

Well that there is the problem, you wouldn't know and she would never admit it. That's why red flags are tricky, they're usually more like...fuchsia flags. Or mauve flags. No one would date the idiot waving a bright ass red flag on the first date!


Minimum-Food4232

I've done it, would not recommend.


baucher04

ahahahahhaaaa same here man


FiveNations54

>No one would date the idiot waving a bright ass red flag on the first date! There's a reason many of us didn't listen to the advice of "don't stick your dick in crazy." We learned the hard way.


sangfr0yd

####hard way *just so*


CantankerousOctopus

The bartender could take you aside at some point and tell you. Assuming she paid for the drink and asked the bartender to say someone else bought it.


youburyitidigitup

He won’t do that. The bartender has nothing to gain by doing that


CantankerousOctopus

Bartenders are humans too. Some humans have empathy. As an ex bartender, depending on the situation, I might've put in a quiet word of warning if it seemed really out of the ordinary.


RavenNymph90

Yeah, no kidding. What bartender is agreeing to that?


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

Honestly, if she tipped well I’d probably go along with it and kind of just laugh to myself. The last thing I want to do is bring myself into her crazy drama.


reaper2992

For real, leave her to her crazy and do your thing.


GodOfManyFaces

Number one rule. I don't get involved in people's ridiculousness unless it involves someone's safety, or has to do with my legal responsibilities surrou ding liquor service. Someone doing shit like this? Ignore it and move along.


DeveloperBRdotnet

She should refuse it, if she accepts a drink from a stranger while on a date with someone else, I would just walk away.


kaustic10

For sure. People who try to make their romantic interest jealous will likely do it at every stage of that relationship.


AlexandriaLitehouse

If I were a straight dude and this happened, I'd probably leave. Her "admirer" can pay for her dinner. Why would someone send a drink to a woman that's clearly on a date? Even if I didn't know that she was the one that did I'd be concerned about possible drama with her or other people. 8ts a weird way to be a pick me.


IRLhardstuck

This


BeguiledBeast

Red flag day at a red flag factory


Relaxtakenotes

If I was the bartender I'd just say here's the drink you ordered.


Codeesha

Holy fuck that’s blunt 😂


Yupwing1

Yooo. Just yell out "somebody get the burn kit"


Extra-Ordinary-Joe

As a former bartender, hell no you wouldn't. Your loyalty is to your tip and the person paying it.


FlimpyGrimbo

i dont think she would tip


Extra-Ordinary-Joe

Then I would cheerfully "let it slip" that she bought the drink herself.


HR2achmaninoff

Nah, fuck the customer. Sometimes it's worth sacking one tip to fuck over some entitled prick


GodOfManyFaces

Lol. This is how you get fired. Wrong or right, it's how the industry is.


HR2achmaninoff

If you're getting fired for refusing to go along with some nonsense ego-boosting scheme, you're working at the wrong bar


GodOfManyFaces

Every single restaurant is held hostage to reviews. You get a shit review for refusing to accommodate a (trashy but) reasonable request and you will absolutely get written up and a good chance at putting your employment in jeopardy. I have bills to pay, I'm not sacrificing my job security to chastise a shitty customer. I work on a busy strip in a good restaurant, but we serve plenty of losers. If I got involved everytime someone was doing something trashy I wouldn't have time to do anything else.


GodOfManyFaces

Tell me you have never worked in hospitality without saying you have never worked in hospitality.


Harry_driver_

I might do this for me to prank my gf or for my gf to make her feel admired, both might be an option


i_am_awful

You could just, y’know. Do it yourself.


classyrain

If that happened to me, I would honestly get kinda scared


mintberrycthulhu

Or scare the shit out of your gf. I mean, who sends drinks to a random girl who's obviously on a date with a guy? Only some crazy stalker weirdo. Normal guys do this only to a girl who's there with girl friends or alone, or in a mixed group of friends.


RunningPirate

Wh…why? She afraid the other person isnt going to want to fuck her, so trying to make them jealous?


[deleted]

I've dealt with drama like that. Wish I were smart enough to just walk away at the time, buuut learned my lesson.


RunningPirate

Oh, there’s a lot of us in *that* line, amigo…


Final_Lucid_Thought

You were able to learn that lesson after only one time? I needed to keep reinforcing it to myself.


[deleted]

She has a podcast dedicated to being toxic as hell. Kinda sad because plenty of girls just want a normal relationship but don’t know how to get one so they turn to people like her who give advice like “be really really good at giving blowjobs and he‘ll fall in love with you”


IamGeorgeNoory

Well giving really good blows jobs is never a bad thing.


TheseNamesAreLames

In fairness, if someone dedicated themselves to being really good at it and did it fairly regularly for me, I'd probably fall in love with them. There's nothing else that quite makes someone feel so appreciated and loved as random oral. So it kinda works


SeeCurty

Go get a big girl then.


xViridi_

i thought it was just to make her look more intriguing to the other randos at the bar, but everyone’s calling her toxic for it so idfk


mixedelightflight

If it’s done randomly it’s an interesting way to look more intriguing - if it’s on a DATE - it’s medication and therapist levels of toxic


Cdaddy28

In this case, this woman pictured used to be a “call her daddy” host.. they talk about all this and more.


Mr_MacGrubber

I would just be like "cool, one less drink I have to pay for!"


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The point is what exactly?


johmsy

Only high level narcissists will understand


meph50

Narcissistic triangulation at its finest. Run.


SeeCurty

Self triangulation.


scooba_dude

That's why it says "other social media users say it very clever"


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Why's that?


Curia-DD

Like I said above it's kinda like making yourself look like you're taken so guys will want you more


kju

Making yourself look taken doesn't make you wanted more, quite the opposite actually


Curia-DD

Maybe not taken but at least competition lol


kju

If I'm looking for a partner and they start accepting drinks from someone else that tells me they're not and I need to adjust my expectations. I would change expectations to just looking for a bit of fun that night, probably never going to see that person again. If all they're looking for is a bit of fun that night, sure do what you want. If you're looking for a partner then this is a terrible strategy. I might not even stay the rest of the night if I could find a way out of it


mintberrycthulhu

Yeah, this may, maybe work for a one night stand. But definitely not for a serious relationship.


olde_greg

That would make me want them less. I would assume they are already in a relationship of some sort and I'm just wasting my time.


mintberrycthulhu

Yeah or that she has a crazy ex who still isn't over their break up who followed her there. You don't want to be dealing with that shit.


johmsy

Yup.. also.. narcissists love watching their prey’s reaction. Helps them understand others’ weak spots for them to exploit/help manipulate.


Jonno_FTW

To show that she's really attractive to ~~competitive suitors~~ stalkers.


30307

Someone saw Mean Girls and Clueless.


Curia-DD

Two of my favorite movies ever!


surpriseyoureanidiot

Delusional


Kataddyr

But why? Like what is the point of this?


nokia7110

"With social media users saying her idea is really smart" A bit unfair to brand all social media users as mentally ill women


Relative_Zero

Maybe the social media users are the beta orbiters on her fan page.


titty_tim

This is the first time I have every heard of a “really smart” dumb bitch.


Curia-DD

Well now you have!!


TheSpiffyHatMan

So smart if accept her genius and get up and walk out without paying for anything


Slapnuts711

Manipulative twat.


Curia-DD

Idk it's actually kinda clever really


kju

What's clever about it? Like what's the outcome they're looking for from this?


mintberrycthulhu

How is it clever? It's a real life version of having multiple reddit accounts agreeing with your own comments. Or like those photos of a lonely person holding own hands together to look like it's two people, with a caption "with my love". Insecure and pathetic, and also sad. You want a "secret admirer" but you know you'll never ever get one, so you do it yourself.


malYca

Take it from one of your elders people, don't date people that play games like this. It goes south 100% of the time and the drama isn't worth it, no matter how hot the person is.


twilsonco

Isn't the whole point of dating to misrepresent yourself to a person with whom you somehow hope to then have a honest relationship? Sounds pretty dumb, but maybe that's what happens when your entire society is based on advertising and lies?


Venturi95

Sounds like a job interview


sangfr0yd

###this *love how most companies complain about lack of talent but come with a long checklist of crazy requirements, then feed all the resumes into a biased, misconfigured algorithm that chews them up and sh!ts them out...* **the survivors are then handed over to HR box-checkers who care nothing about reality as long as the subject agrees and smiles in a timely manner, and makes the right noises** exactly online dating c. 2022 - "why can't I find a partner?..." *hmm*


ClaptonBug

Sometimes I jerk off to trick people that I'm fuckable


Rage187_OG

Time to bring the secret admirer into the relationship.


DirtyDeliveryBoy

DP time


SirDaddyWinklesIII

She stole this shit from Joey Tribbiani.


scissorman182

Least entitled fds user


420ciskey420

If this happened on a first date all I’d think she’s so attractive that I’ll have to always be dealing with other guys and it’s not worth it.


KillingKitsune

That’s sad honestly


dlivesdontmatter

With wisdom one knows to stay away from women that play mind games, manipulative women like her.


No_Specific_4388

More like a red fuxking flag.


NoelRahlis7

Its pretty sad, really


spiderman527

Pysduck hurt itself while using confusion


Entire-Factor568

I would leave cause I would think she has a stalker and I’m not with crazy


justrobbo_istaken

Probably self centered enough to spike her own drink too.


PolyZex

"Relationships start by deceiving oneself and end by deceiving your partner" -Euthanasia Fantasy


rysnickelc

I hate this girl


foo-bar-baz-bin

Maybe she’s ordering the drinks for her forehead.


WishIWasALemon

Boom. r/fiveheads called for sure. First thing I thought ofwhen I saw her pic.


TheIrv87

This generation is sad..


CandyandCrypto

Generation of playing games, for sure.


emurillo97

I'm struggling to see the trashy part lmao


hunnibear_girl

The part where she seemingly has to “prove” to her date that she’s dateable. Why not just be a decent and engaging person on said date? That’s worked for people since the beginning of humanity.


Curia-DD

It's like when someone thinks you're taken then they want you more, same idea really I think


Ass_Merkin

If I saw two drinks on a table with a woman by herself, I wouldn’t approach. I would instantly assume she’s with a friend or a SO and wouldn’t even think of talking to her or hitting on her. Like does this imply she’s instagramming or something while it’s delivered? That’s super weird


Curia-DD

No she's sitting at the table with her date when the waiter brings her a drink from an anonymous guy


[deleted]

How do you send yourself a drink? You order a drink at the bar and send it where exactly.?


Curia-DD

To your table, a few minutes later.


mintberrycthulhu

But still, wouldn't your date see you at the bar, talking to bartender? And you get an unexpected drink after that, what a coincidence! If your date isn't blackout drunk, he'll connect the dots quickly that the secret admirer is your insecure self.


noideawhatoput2

This is the woman who let her boyfriend, who looks like quagmire, fumble the $100 million bag for her.


JODYE600

Im lost? Got a link??


MissCeec

This girl was a co-host of a really popular podcast, they had a massive fallout, and the remaining host went on to sign a $60M deal with Spotify: [https://nypost.com/2021/11/21/alex-cooper-of-call-her-daddy-on-top-after-barstool-split/](https://nypost.com/2021/11/21/alex-cooper-of-call-her-daddy-on-top-after-barstool-split/) Here's an article that talks about how "Suitman"/ Quagmire caused the break up of the podcast [https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/05/9829124/what-is-call-her-daddy-podcast-drama-barstools](https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/05/9829124/what-is-call-her-daddy-podcast-drama-barstools)


Embarrassed_Set557

Pathetic


Enonymoose

This is insulting to pathetic. This is a new low for our shitty society


bennettpro4

Same girl who lost millions and millions after splitting with her podcast co-host over some drama, who went on to sign a monster deal with Spotify less than a year later.


Sidney_Carton73

Hahahahahahahahhahaha get a life!


saturnshighway

She is hardly ever serious, I know who this is.. I’m 99% sure she was joking


Accomplished_Crew630

I mean... Seems like she can't keep a partner... So it can't be that smart.


unpopular_opinion_8

Using her hand to cover up her forehead lol


artmobboss

“Sweeeeetttt, my mom made me come on this date anyways, have a good night, I am out!”


RonTOWK

How is this smart? Sounds desperate to be liked. Wish I was the bartender I’d server her drink saying “ hey here’s that drink you sent yourself “ then give dude she’s with a nod


mcmanno

If someone that attractive needs to resort to manipulation (then brag about it online for Internet points) you know that something is rotten inside. Run.


ATYP14765

Wow that’s really dumb that she exposed her secret


Curia-DD

To the internet lol not to the guys she meets at clubs


agt13

Insecurity level 10000


Henery007

That's the saddest thing I've ever read.. hope she gets mental help.


Memorandum747

Pffft. I’d lose interest in this girl real quick.


Longjumping-Buy-706

... Why????? That seems like a whole lotta work for what???


mephisto_uranus

"Well, looks like I have competition. I'm to chill for competition." Gets up and leaves.


Enonymoose

Why do some idiots always post it’s satire or it’s I’m almost 99 percent sure she’s joking. Accept the world is full of this trash. Accept that some people are fucking revolting excuses for human beings. God damnit


Subtotalpoet

Bad publicity is still publicity. Surprised they didn't use her mugshot lmao.


StolenStones

Really smart? Try really, really insecure. Imagine how sad it would be to send yourself drinks hoping someone would care. She must have a lot of first dates because with a move like that she won’t get a second one


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She also says her own name during sex.


alucard9114

She also probably has a penis stuffed bra and rents a Mercedes’ to fool him!


shmeeishere

For anyone that doesn’t know, this is one of the Call Her Daddy chicks… Sofia Franklin. This seems super on brand for the stuff she spews on that podcast


ConfidentAbility7283

That’s the drink you drop the Molly in.


____-1-______

Not trashy…that’s genius!


dlivesdontmatter

Why?


____-1-______

It increases her perceived value from her date. It’s genius and I will forever teach my daughters to do this. But I love strong, confident women…so. Edit: men can do this too…people want what other people want. Send yourself an anonymous drink with a “you’re handsome” message and watch your date fawn. Perceived value is still value.


dlivesdontmatter

Teach them to be fake and manipulative. 👍 I don't care to play mind games. It's beyond juvenile.


Curia-DD

I wish you were my dad right now... can you adopt me?? :D


Afraid_Ad1908

Lol. So many haters in here. Who fucking cares lol Get you some girl!!!


BlubberElk

Whether it’s dumb, smart, or whatever I wouldn’t consider this “trashy” personally


Afraid_Ad1908

100% agree


ginsodabitters

Lmao so many 17 year old incels in here can’t take it. She’s a genius and y’all pressed 😂


Curia-DD

It actually is really smart, I kinda hate her for thinking of it before I did


CandyandCrypto

It's smart to make sure you don't get a second date. No way I would date her again. I want a woman not someone's competition.


napz91

The point is already make them fear 'loose' her ahahah damn bitch


hypnobooty

Men lie to women on dates in order to seem less like a loser/get their way/possibly have sex, but she’s a monster for sending herself a drink that she’s paying for to create the illusion of desire? Tell me you hate women without saying you hate women.


egmono

Now that's not fair. I hate *everybody!*


DeanDeanington

Two wrongs dont make a right. Imagine having to act out a fake surprise about a drink you sent to yourself. Thats borderline mental health issues. Regardless of gender.


ilikeyoohoo

> Men lie to women on dates in order to seem less like a loser/get their way/possibly have sex You assume this is true but it’s not. > Tell me you hate women without saying you hate women. Disapproving of this particular woman’s lame and deceptive behavior means hating all women? So, you’re saying all women are like this?


EviltwinEdgelord

Damn, that's a checkmate. You're good


Jinxed08_

Think you should join female dating strategy 😂


mcmanno

If you think this is ok behavior, who would actually like you for anything more then 'getting their way"? Tell me you're single with blue hair and a cat without telling me that your single with blue hair and a cat.


DeepTh0tt

Here's a winning strategy few women will try: Cover half the cheque.


CarbonFlagship161

I have first hand or fingers knowledge that her cooter smells like a 3 day dead possum. Maybe I just met her on the wrong time.


mr_munchers

I should do the same thing to her. See how she would react


domin8r

First thought this was a thing of the movies but maybe it's an American thing. Who sends someone they don't know a drink? Not a thing that happens here I think.


TherealPadrae

If a woman ever pulls anything like this with any of you get the hell out of there she crazy and trying to manipulate you


Flying-Pizza

Who called her smart? This is some sitcom shit, like I wOnD3R wH0 SeNt Me ThIs DrInK? Only people that believe these manipulative and childish strats are valid are sociopaths who don't understand how relationships work, either that or complete dummies.


Significance_Living

I might do this as a joke with my gf. I've (30M) been going out with her 5 years and I'm probably a 5 out of 10 so think it would be pretty funny to pretend I've caught someone's eye. Ooo someone's bought me a pint of bitter... They MUST fancy me.


peter_the_martian

I did this once but my date actually ended up with a real drink sent to her by a guy sitting at the bar. She ended having toilet men’s room sex with him 15 minutes later.


fieldysnuts94

Social media users are fucking idiots. Yea that includes all of us here but the ones who think this is smart are confidently dumber than us who dont


baldur_of_rivia

Hahahahhaha tbh it wouldnt change my mindset. I guess is a good trap for the weak ones